New York City- classic or dud?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA how warm and loved you just made me feel, Felicity. Also proud that someone might think I'm a New Yorker. I actually live in the midwest but you can be sure we'll be FAPing it up in ass-pants on my next visit.

NYC is my holy grail but I'll never live there because I love my boyfriend just a little more, and he's anti-NYC. I grew up in the country and have had enough of that shit for a lifetime (I don't even go to Central Park when I visit) but I still like the city-provincialism of NYC.

There is also a certain New York "ironic" manner of speaking that I think wears on me a little. It is superficially amusing and I like it in a way but I worry that irony slips into cowardly earnestness at some point and that's a little disillusioning. Perhaps in such cases I am just reacquainting myselves with people whose characteristics I don't want to adopt. (Present company excepted, of course.)

But don't get me wrong. I am unconditionally thrilled to be back here.

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It's a great city. I'm glad I lived there and it's fun to visit.

But I wouldn't live there again if you paid me a million dollars.

I am convinced that Prehistoric Man is the precursor to Ross.

On the "provincial" crap running through this thread. What makes we New Yorkers, who live in a city of 8 million, and a metro area of 18 million (about 6% of the US?), that is one of the 2 or 3 most diverse parts of the country in terms of the origin of the inhabitants, more "provincial" than people who live in far less populated areas with populations that are far more homogenous and far less media-savvy, per capita?

Ally: "We have as our guest here tonight Ms. Felicity Redwell. (shifts to face guest) Felicity, what do you think of New York City?"

Felicity: "I love it but in my darker hours I worry that it is wasted on New Yorkers."

Ally: (with an exceptionally earnest countenance) "Why?"

Felicity: "Well, I think some people start to take the wonderfulness of it for granted after living here a while."

Ally: (nods as if considering this statement very deeply)

Felicity: "Life must be awesome when people concern themselves with some of the incredibly fine differences of every aspect of urban life. Mea culpa."

(audience laughs)

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*this may not be true.

...my only experience in NYC was just a mellow weekend during Easter, when no one was around, and the weather finally became nice. I liked it. I'd like to visit again.

But all my friends here who used to live in NYC tell me sooo many things that make me wonder why in f'ing hell anyone would want to live there... mainly all having to do with the high cost of everything and the only marginal increase in quality for your buck.. basically.

The plentiful public transportation options are really nice, totally. But sadly, my career choice as a software engineer working in games and/or audio is a) not the best match for NYC's job market, and b) requires me to have a car, whether I like it or not, due to the potentially weird hours.

I'm sorry, that's totally rude, I haven't had any sleep yet.

I CLAIM ROSALIND RUSSELL AS ME.

There's ice skating, a zoo, a duck pond, a reservoir, free concerts in summer, hot dog and ice cream vendors, drug dealers around every corner... I mean what more could one want?

Rapists? Yeah, we've got that.

DC & Boston: I sometimes feel like these cities are a little full of themselves. I always get a sense while visitng these places that a) there are less "hip" people and b) they hold their hipness over everyone else's heads. NYC feels less like that to me because, really, nobody gives a shit about the pretentious airs you put on.

Chicago: I visited once, to see U of Chicago. I liked the nieghborhood, and if I had had the brains to get in there, that is where I would be. The most amazing moment was flying in at night... the grid system there is so tight that the whole city looks like an illuminated checker board.

SF: Don't know it well enough to say anyting.

LA: I just finished "City of Quartz" and I am now feeling that if I were to move there I would somehow feel complicit in the bullshit goes on there. Of course, my standards for myself are too high like that, so I don't blame LA ILXors.

Anyways, NYC: Its the only place I feel like I fit in without having to change the parts of myself that I like.

(but only if you're stupid enough to go jogging alone at night)

Hey now! We are the flies in the ointment out here. ;-)