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Gee, who knew that Spokane would have such a conservative audience? What a surprise.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't be hatin' on the RUSH - he's tearing up those key radio markets!!

wasn't the thing about those ratings that some of the Air America stations in those markets weren't yet broadcasting for the entirety of that period?

oh well. it's a press release put out by Rush's company. why should it be accurate?

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Tho Ed Schultz is now beating him in Miami or some such...

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

nabiscothingy thinks a bit too much like me

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost - Yeah, he lost a lot of weight, but unless he also got a face-lift he would still have the skinflaps from his erstwhile fatness hanging from his jowls.

q.v.: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cb/146px-Rush_Limbaugh_Newsweek_cover_October_20_2003.jpg

― elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

THE LIBERAL MEDIA STOLE HIS JOWLS!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh wait, that's the connection: they've shadow-concealed his neck and jaw with such a dark blocky shadow that it winds up looking like Soviet-era art -- hence the near-future dystopia movie vibe, western + communist.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Not-quite-as-big-as-he-used-to-be-since-he-kicked-the-prescription-drugs brother is watching you

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

"You should see me when I'm pissed off"

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

KNEEL BEFORE RUSH!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

http://thewholetenyards.warnerbros.com/images/index_01.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

"Never trust a junkie."

― dan m (OutDatWay), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

"Hi there! I'm a cunt."

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

"nice boner"

― Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

just when you thought it was safe, okcupid.com, the return of the woo

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

"It's good to be rich and white."

― recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.premiereradio.com/vimage/2005/07/81_news_view.jpg
Strong men also cry. Strong men...also cry.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude's gonna totally Manimal into a condor or some shit.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuck no, condors are a pussified left-wing endangered species, and are also reported to be feminazis.

― elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Gee, who knew that Spokane would have such a conservative audience? What a surprise.

(In case you weren't being sarcastic) hardly a surprise. Politically, Washington state east of the Cascades = Idaho.

― donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Same with Oregon -- outside greater Portland, Eugene, Ashland, Bend, and Astoria.

― donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

"L.G.B.N.A.F."

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

"Give me a fish and I'll eat for a day. Shoot me in the stomach and I'll die a slow, painful death."

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

"I bought this tie from Jerry Garcia"

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I was being sarcastic. Ordainarily, I don't say things like "Gee" and "What a surprise!"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2159/fatfuck4vr.jpg

Limbaugh turned himself in to authorities on a warrant filed Friday charging him with fraud to conceal information to obtain prescriptions, said Teri Barbera, a spokeswoman for the Palm Beach County Jail. He and his attorney Roy Black left about an hour later, after Limbaugh was photographed and fingerprinted and he posted $3,000 bail, Barbera said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/limbaugh_painkillers

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 28 April 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Rush taking a cue from Tom DeLay with his mug shot.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 28 April 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

'painkillers'

morphine, oxy, etc

He's a dope fiend, is all.

Okay, and a gaseous dogasssucker.

― Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Friday, 28 April 2006 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I like his show's advertisement with the pseudo-jingle that goes "You might as well face it: you're addicted to Rush."

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Saturday, 29 April 2006 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

COKE BLOAT

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 29 April 2006 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link

ah, that's what I thought. I was kind of hoping he was arrested for something worse though.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Saturday, 29 April 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/POLITICS/06/03/bush.radio.ap/story.bush.radio.address.jpg
http://premium.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/06/03/bush.radio.ap/index.html

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ann coulter is pretty.

― scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

nine years pass...

https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/EDh-m55OtuZB5oCVXicfE8Wq9r8=/0x533:2607x2271/755x504/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/46834528/GettyImages-466473278.0.jpg

― Οὖτις, Monday, 27 July 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link

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