ILX FOOD FIGHT!!! Round Two - West Bracket

no mercy for carrots, they didn't show me any from 1984 thru 1998

ah yes, the years of the tyrannical carrot reign

tbh if someone played recordings of screaming carrots for me, I would eat even more of them

pastry/pasta/cheese/salad i guess???? salad means all salads not just like garden salad or w/e right????

I think most things mean whatever you decide them to mean

cool, from now on "salad" means "Maserati"

this logic is the only way I could have voted against curry

wd rather eat a pizza than a Maserati

you're discounting the pearly finish

see, I know there's a gross double entendre in there but I can't be bothered to winkle it out

cool, from now on "salad" means "Maserati"

in that case i guess you do win friends with salad...

kinda bothered by the internal inconsistencies itp like if i vote for cheese and salad can i still have chicken salad (food of the gods?) really need clarity on this kinda thing b4 i vote, probably

Anything you ditch here can easily be hidden in a pastry tbh

*searches for img of a maserati wrapped in filo*

no dice

ah yes, the years of the tyrannical carrot reign

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved),

you got a hell of a nerve buddy YOU WEREN'T THERE MAYNE

xp will this do

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Louis Walsh looks confused

pstries vs. bacon is unfair

salad vw. pizza also a problem

Pastries, Hard Cheeses, Pasta, Pizza - but i have not hit the vote button yet so

so there's still time to switch from pasta to curry!

press the button

Pastries, Hard Cheeses, Pasta, Pizza

this is why plax won't visit MN imo

is stilton a hard cheese? Because if not, I think the fact that pasta beat soft cheeses means pasta could seriously win the whole thing.

Stilton is a hard cheese imo, alongside Danish Blue, but not Roquefort or Gorgonzola?

Wait, pasta beat soft cheeses? J,YP

its going to be hard for me to vote for curry because it seems like its supposed to mean some weirdo brit food that i have never had. i mean i had a buffet at everest on grand that had 6 different kinds of curry on it just yesterday and i ate a little of all of those sons of bitches, but i get the impression that this british thing is some sort of thing they squeeze out of a tube into a paper cup or something so i am not voting for that for sure

Curry isn't a wierdo Brit dish, it's a generic Britishes term that covers the majority of Anglo-Indian or Euro-Indian main dishes. In other words it is food of the gods.

okay dude seriously, there is a lot to lol at in British food but one thing that is almost unilaterally impeccable and better than what you can get in the US is Indian food

I will take you to London and we will go to Brick Lane and you will be amazed

In Britain "curry" is usually shorthand for a number of Indian dishes. xp

if i were british id probably vote curry over pasta. but im not

I guess tho people voting pasta are voting for the variety of pasta-based dishes whereas I'm just thinking of plain unsauced pasta.

its going to be hard for me to vote for curry because it seems like its supposed to mean some weirdo brit food that i have never had

you are overthinking this! it means curry! whatever comes to mind that you like when you think curry, vote for that!

right now I am super burnt out on Italian food and Indian rivals Thai and Japanese as my favorite so that is playing into my decision here

I guess tho people voting pasta are voting for the variety of pasta-based dishes whereas I'm just thinking of plain unsauced pasta.

― flashing drill + penis fan (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, July 28, 2010 4:04 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

i didn't quite do this, but going by my favourite of either (straight up no messing carbonara vs chicken shahi pasanda) and it's not really a contest

am i crazy or did bread not make it to this tournament? how did that happen?

oh hey

Cos some idiot would have voted zucchini over it or something

^ ire building

'bread' covers a bigger area than 'curry' tbh

tho tbh bread kinda needs its own tournament if anything, marble rye v sourdough v banana bread for example would break my brain

xpost

yeah but "pasta" is pretty general too

i was just about to eat a piece of bread and i don't remember voting on it and i felt bad
how could we have forgotten bread?

carb nazis fucken w/dis

ok maybe i can't back that up, looking at these options tbh

I guess tho people voting pasta are voting for the variety of pasta-based dishes whereas I'm just thinking of plain unsauced pasta.

I made my decision assuming pasta meant all pasta-based dishes. Voted curry. Wasn't an easy decision tbh cos I love italian food.

i am eating a piece of toast in honor of my fallen homie

pastries/cheese/curry/salad

pastries/cheese/curry/pizza

but, i have to say, i v v nearly went for salad just cuz:

pretty shocked to find myself considering a vote for salad over pizza but I had a greens mix with gorgonzola and candied pecans the other night as an appetizer for a pizza and guess which was better the salad or the pizza here I'll relieve the suspense, it was the salad, the salad was better than the pizza, it was the salad

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, July 28, 2010 8:24 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

^^^this has happened enough times in my life to know that certain kinds of salads are way more reliable than pizza. like i know we have all had some ~bad salads~ (i am looking at YOU, the hospital!), but generally speaking you can look at the list of ingredients of a salad on a menu, and have a pretty decent idea of what you're getting. and then you can order any old slice of pizza and it's like who fucking knows, maybe this place has shitty pizza

tho granted the worst salad is probably not as bad as the worst pizza, and i have had pizza in england! made in a curry shop!

also srsly looking for bacon to go down in this, they are the England of this particular world cup, ~if you catch my drift~

a world without salad is a world without salad dressing, don't try to say it's not because it is OK

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Bacon, Chicken, Curry, Pizza