depressing phrases

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"so cut back on the coffee"

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

"and the drinking"

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

"and the spicy foods"

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

this doctor clearly doesn't understand that my dietary choices are an important part of my identity

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

"my dietary choices are an important part of my identity"

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

"To continue in English, press '1'"

'to continue in english, press 2' on 311 makes me smile. it's nice living somewhere where it isn't automatically assumed.

"sand went EVERYwhere" for depressing/disgusting phrases, anyway

schlump, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Not a phrase, but:

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tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link

"It'll have to come out."

Aimless, Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Please call back during regular business hours ...

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

"We can still be friends."

Aimless, Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link

"my dietary choices are an important part of my identity"

― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:53 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark

nine months pass...

"it's all downhill from here"

but...if it was all uphill from here, that would also be bad!

:(

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

it's flat land from here

this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

it's generally undulating from here nothing severe in either direction, don't worry

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

http://keithlyons.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/sisyphus-sign.jpg

tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

One a friend said to me today which was depressing because I thought better of her: "well you cant help anyone who chooses to be homeless and nor should you".

ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i46.tinypic.com/2m43b88.jpg

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link

looooool

dyao, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

the myth of sisyphus loses a good deal of its philosophical power when you include the part about the dragon, but it's the truth dammit

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

http://smartpei.typepad.com/robert_patersons_weblog/prometheus.jpg

dyao, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link

"We've called this meeting to unveil and to explain our new organization chart."

Aimless, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

botched circumcision

.\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you reading the John Money wiki? The details of how that botched circumcision went extend from "depressing phrase" to "dear god I wish illiteracy could have protected me from reading this."

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

yes :(

.\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

botched circumcision using an electric cauterizing instrument

.\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

"Scorsese's best film since ______________!"

clemenza, Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

"If I had my choice about this, we'd be keeping you on."

Aimless, Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link

blubber in the blender

tldr swinton (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

why would someone want to 'food process' red blubber in a lab

idk

it looks so horrible;_;

tldr swinton (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

...potential synergies that we can leverage...

need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link

... regain focus on our core competancies...

Aimless, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

credit-check

patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

burning man

ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

"it is what it is"

i used to hate this one but now i find its zen-like sentiment endearing

lube fiasco (diamonddave85), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

micropenis

lookin qwyte (crüt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

actually I'm not gonna lie "micropenis" gives me giggle fits & thus is not depressing

lookin qwyte (crüt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

data recovery

ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

romantic comedy

ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

lifestyle choices

ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

holy shit I was just posting that

patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

"alternative lifestyle choice" actually

patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

and i was just abt to post 'alternative nation' no joke

ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

*_*

ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

hivemind

patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ not a depressing phrase btw

patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

rancid meat

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

"with this album we've gone back to basics"
see also "a staggering return to form"

Not the real Village People, Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

cf. "classically trained"

patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

"team-building exercise"

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

"geir otm"

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link


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