Have you all seen Alex Winter's Freaked? Keanu's cameo as Ortiz the Dogboy convinced me he has at least more range than Tom Cruise.
Forget Bill & Ted III, let's get Freaked 2 in production!
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 24 September 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Freaked is awesome
― Gene Shalit in a Child's Sailor Hat (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 September 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
honest lolz @ Keanu's Herzog impression
― Gene Shalit in a Child's Sailor Hat (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 September 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link
zim zam
― a sponge for all things naughty (jdchurchill), Saturday, 29 January 2011 11:03 (thirteen years ago) link
One of the first movies I purchased on DVD.
― Rotating & Blunders (MintIce), Saturday, 29 January 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link
"Dude this is a history report, not a babe report!""But dude, those are historical babes!"
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 January 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.billandted3.com/billandted3.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 7 April 2011 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link
a shop?
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 April 2011 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link
no that's a telephone booth
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 April 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i need this in hi-res so i can frame it and hang it on my wall:
http://i.imgur.com/omRyC.jpg
― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LHUjl.jpg
― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, two hours ago totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.
― brödinger's cat (Pillbox), Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
xp - it appears as if that little girl has two irises in her right eye
― brödinger's cat (Pillbox), Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ZHQf6.jpg
― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
god watching scenes from this on youtube is making me so happy
― brony ver (s1ocki), Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
"i'm dr. freud but you can call me… siggy"
My favorite part is when they're in medieval times, and one of them gets distracted by the princesses.
"Dude, this is a history report, not a babe report!""But dude, those are some historical babes!"
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 June 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link
lol
the word "babe" is very mid-80s thru early 90s
― windjammer voyage (blank), Sunday, 17 June 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
Especially when enunciated in a Keanu voice.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 17 June 2012 04:38 (eleven years ago) link
xxp - lol i had to think abt it for a sec b/c at first i thought you were referring to the popular restaurant chain
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PF10h4w3R84/SfTAyz4611I/AAAAAAAAAC0/MUtAvPK3704/s400/Medieval+Times+042309+005.jpg
― brödinger's cat (Pillbox), Sunday, 17 June 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link
u do know the premise of the film right
― brony ver (s1ocki), Sunday, 17 June 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link
It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
― frogbs, Monday, 18 June 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Put them in the Iron Maiden!""Iron Maiden? Excellent!!""Execute them!""Bogus!!"
― frogbs, Monday, 18 June 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.vice.com/read/the-bill-and-ted-show-at-universal-studios-is-super-homophobic-and-also-racist-and-terrible?utm_source=vicetumblrus
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 17 October 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
need I even say it? bogus
― Nhex, Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
never stops being funny when it's Vice that blows the whistle on something like that
― deez so unusual (some dude), Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
makes u think!!!
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link
it's like.. pot calling the kettle black!!
― Wolff@Inquisitr.com (Matt P), Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
or anti-black, if you will
― Wolff@Inquisitr.com (Matt P), Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link
pretty much otm - it's lowest common denominator "year in review" shite, tho I don't remember much homophobic about the version I saw 3 years ago. they update it each year tho so chances are it is this year.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
The humor behind the idea of a gay Superman is so timeless and classic that Universal Studios has used it before. Above is a clip from the 2006 Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure show, in which a thong-wearing Superman ruins Bill and Ted's efforts to fight Magneto because he's more interested in ribbon dancing and shouting the word "rainbows!" Lol, classic gays.
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
not surprised. I've only ever been to it one time (I think 2010)
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link
Didn't know this, but one of the writers on the original movies was Richard Matheson's son.
― how's life, Friday, 18 October 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link
richard mathe-son
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 18 October 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link
it is a pretty great screenplay. tight scripting!
― Nhex, Friday, 18 October 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
Also, I always imagined a Robocop sequel where the original Robocop is like 20 years past being totally outdated useless technology after they invented all the rad new robotcops. And Robocop is reduced to being the precinct's office manager or secretary or some pencil pusher and the movie is all about his sad life as an old man robot
whiney so otm
― j., Friday, 18 October 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
My biggest LOL during this morning's re-watch: Freud walking around the mall carrying a super-phallic Hot Dog on a Stick.
― You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Saturday, 2 August 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
"You can call me 'Siggy'"
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 2 August 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
"Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?""He was a dick"
― Master of Treacle, Saturday, 2 August 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
My second-favorite thing that I discovered today that there was no way that I'd've caught when I was 10: Jane Wiedlin as Joan of Arc!
― You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Saturday, 2 August 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link
Members of the Tubes are the future rulers
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 3 August 2014 00:59 (nine years ago) link
I just have to come in and brag, but I think I knew it was Jane when I was 9 or 10 cuz MTV would play this all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAsLDf-tYlg
― dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link
who knows when i actually ended up seeing the movie tho
― dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:09 (nine years ago) link
I saw Alex Winter's Deep Web yesterday. Smart guy--actually smart, not just wow-he-was-Ted smart. (Never seen any of the films.) Kept talking about the gray area, like Husker Du. That's how I see just about everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRTps__Ym5M
― clemenza, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link
Bill and Ted are guided to ensure a specific future by Rufus, using a phone booth to aid in their travels.Neo & co. are guided to ensure a specific future by Morpheus, using land line phones to aid in their travels.The world depicted in The Matrix is a result of Wyld Stallions not taking off and inspiring a utopian society; both worlds are variations of the reality simulation. Rufus and Morpheus aren't "real", but separate manifestations of the same program.http://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/1ei8nu/quick_and_dirty_bill_and_ted_vs_the_matrix/
Neo & co. are guided to ensure a specific future by Morpheus, using land line phones to aid in their travels.
The world depicted in The Matrix is a result of Wyld Stallions not taking off and inspiring a utopian society; both worlds are variations of the reality simulation. Rufus and Morpheus aren't "real", but separate manifestations of the same program.
http://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/1ei8nu/quick_and_dirty_bill_and_ted_vs_the_matrix/
? I like the idea of Bill & Ted and The Matrix both taking place in a shared universe. Perhaps Ted's experience with inter-dimensional travel (both through time and birth/death) are what make him The One, and lead Morpheus to seek him out in the first Matrix film. Due to the failure of Wyld Stallions to unite the human race, an AI Cold War spun out of control, resulting in the apocalyptic cyberscape of the Matrix.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 July 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
There is a point in Bill & Ted 2 where he leaves his body and takes over the body of a policeman in a room full of cops, which is an ability he rediscovers in his later confrontations with authoritarian Mr. Smith.
The reason he can affect machines in the 'real world' is using his past experience outsmarting and defeating the robot Evil Bill & Ted.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 July 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link
third film on the way
The Sad Pudgy Years
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 May 2018 18:27 (six years ago) link
Never even saw the second one--a trend that I will continue by not seeing this one either.
― incel elgort (cryptosicko), Thursday, 10 May 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link
my trend will be to watch the first 20 minutes (going on three there)
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 May 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link
Keanu might be sad but he's not pudgy.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 May 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link