I willstart inserting randomline breaks intomy posts as ifI wereapoet.
do notaskme why butsomebody once saidthatthe differencethe crucialdifferencebetween prose andpoetrywas the linebreak.GOLF WANG.
― dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link
ufcgnik nagamsra, ohw od heyt rowk?
― a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
thi$ thread i$ killing me
― Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
fnunfhgh
― Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link
• The Future of ILX is Bullet Points• They Really Help Organize Your Thoughts• Pro Tip: The Shortcut for Bullet Points is Alt+0149• Don't Use Wingdings as Bullet Points or I Will Fuck Shit Up
― Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link
$ - thi$ i$ all about per$onal $tyle
― Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
http://thraxil.org/images/mfr/2005/11/03/1-34-50.jpg
― "I am a fairly respected poster." (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link
sometimes great cultural innovations are triggered by technological innovations STOP sometimes we miss the opportunity to embed a cultural innovation after the passing of a technology's heyday STOP it would be worth taking some time to revisit potential missed opportunities that might yer prove valuable STOP
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
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― a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
A+ to jon
― Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
woh tuoba siht? si siht a doog kool?
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
¿ɥǝ
˙ʎɥdɹnɯ ɹǝʇǝd ǝʞıן ןǝǝɟ ˙sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ı
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i like your new posting style and would like to see more of it.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
(would also like to know how you do that)
http://textmechanic.com/Reverse-Text-Generator.html
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link
ןɯʇɥ˙ɹoʇɐɹǝuǝƃ-ʇxǝʇ-ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ/ɯoɔ˙ɔıuɐɥɔǝɯʇxǝʇ//:dʇʇɥ
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― kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
dǝou
Hey! Great theme! How about astronomy? Is the universe infinite? I have no idea! What to expect? Holidays, as are all my favorites and now I do not Zeltser toilet break. I always cry. Love the candy corn ever. In any case, let the flow of drugs.
― markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
haha sknaht.
(px)
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Barman Shootout Yow!
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
not many people know what "style" is do they
― I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
^More Ways to be an Asshole
― I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Awesome! I've been doing ellipses for years...!
(...you're not making fun of me, are you, aerosmith?)
― only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
one thing I do want to try out is my RTX-bomb...!
whenever a thread is going really bad (such as the Salem or the PRR one), I just:
In the collage there's a tiny part that says, "Yin Jim, W. Lester Duo, and the Bones of a Dead Coyote." Is that related to the song "Yin Jim vs. the Vomit Creature"?NH: There's this psychic agent team for this one cause who are against the other group of agents who are trying to control things. Both sides are trying to control freedom, yin and yang. One side is lead by Yin Jim and he has a fucked-up sidekick named W. Lester Duo, like a snake-oil salesman. They're heroin addicts. Everyone's a heroin addict in the future. He's waiting for Yin Jim to come back from copping. Yin Jim's out with the Bones of a Dead Coyote, the coyote spirit that's Yin Jim's master, you see what I'm saying?
Sort of.
NH: Two guys and a dog. It's a kid's story. One guy's a Parker Stevenson kind of guy, and the other's...
JH: Like Sancho Panza.
NH: But weirder even. They're walking on the beach on the way home. These other agents are looking for these life-giving crystals. Reanimating crystals. It's a classic sci-fi image, you know what I mean?
Most assuredly.
NH: These agents from the other side who are fighting for world domination, but more like controlling people and systemizing everything, they attack Yin Jim and the Bones of a Dead Coyote because they think they've got the crystals on them, but the crystals are at home and all they've got is heroin. Back home, W. Lester Duo can't wait anymore so he starts looking around for the stash and he finds the crystals. He thinks they're heroin. Since Yin Jim's been waylaid by these other agents, he goes ahead and does it up. Cut back and the Bones are just laying there because Yin Jim's been taken away. He has to be in the vicinity so there can be a strong psychic bond to animate him. Yin Jim's concentration was broken by the agents interrogating him about where the crystals are. W. Lester Duo does so much of the crystals that it makes him puke. The crystals come out with his vomit and goes down into the sewer system and this sewage-vomit creature rises out of the San Francisco Bay. Meanwhile, Yin Jim gets beat up and hit so hard that it releases some psychic anger and reanimates the Bones, who run to W. Lester Duo, who's laying in the bathroom all fucked up. The coyote passes on the energy, because they're all psychic agents. Psychic warriors. You know what I'm saying?
I follow you.
NH: So they rescue Yin Jim. They find out what happened and W. Lester Duo's like, "Gee, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was crystals. I thought it was heroin. " Yin Jim's like, "Do you know what you've done? You've created the Vomit Creature that's terrorizing the city." They do battle with it, vanquish it, but not until after it kills a bunch of people on Broadway and Columbus. Trashes City Lights bookstore. Goes into the Garden of Eden, starts rampaging onstage, kidnaps one of the girls, who they accidentally kill during the battle. You know, "It's a close shot, but I think I can get it. Oh, shit. Missed." They give her a shot of the life-giving crystals so she's alive again, but she's all fucked up. This go-go dancer who's really sexy but she's cut on her tits so they're flapping around and she's full of bullet holes, covered with Vomit Creature marks that can't be removed. Then they go into a bar, Mr. Bing's, to celebrate another day in the secret psychic service. Now it's four people - the go-go dancer, the zombie, Yin Jim , W. Lester Duo, and the Bones of a Dead Coyote.
― only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
...and the thread is fixed...just like that!!!
― only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
the referee was so biased
― Eto'o ))) (ken c), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Nothing. Void. Empty. Vigil. Futile. Collapse. Beseech. Unanswered. Cold. Silence. Dark. Shatter. Dust. Void. Nothing.
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
.. -- - .-. -.-- .. -. --. --- ..- - -- -.-- -. . .-- .--. --- ... - .. -. --. ... - -.-- .-.. . .... . .-. . -.-- .- .-.. .-..
― markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey! Good to see you all! (bounces in, throws several kisses randomly around the room)
I was afraid I might not make it here, you know. I just wrote in from Oregon, and (boy!) are my stylistics tired. Hey! An ilxor, a hipster, a vegan, a balck metal dude and a goth all walked into a bar and the bartender looks at them and says... "What is this?... Some kind of joke?"
But seriously, folks, you've been great. I wish I could take you all home with me.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link
do you actually know morse code or is that some lazy text generator/translator bullshit?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link
aerosmith's ellipses style- local garda
aerosmith's inquisitive style- plaxico
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
darraghmac's parade-raining style- HI DERE
― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
acoleuthic's terse depressive style- Eeyore
― Aimless, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link
-... .- -. -.- ... .... .-.-.-
― sarahel, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link
<3
― markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
.-- .... .- - .... .- .--. .--. . -. . -.. --..-- .. .- -- -.-. --- -. ..-. ..- ... . -.. ..--..
― sarahel, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe I can start capitalizing certain Words, like particularly Nouns, as though I were really writing in German or if I were a Tea Partier.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
What is a Tea Partier? Is this an ILX meme I missed out on?
― actual, actual, actual, (corey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link
*parties*
― markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link
t-paynties
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link
For a time and a space perhaps I should renounce authorship of my posts and contribute nothing but lolcat pics with embedded twee messages. I'll get back to you when I decide whether this is a good idea.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Hang tight. Still mulling it over.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link
all tensed up, it's like waiting for a fluffy freddy krueger 'jump'
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
...no...it is not my style to make fun of ppl...my least favorite thing about ilx the last five years or so is all the dudes who think the whole point is to make fun of ppl...h8 that
― honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link
CAVEAT: Making fun of people is awesome when it makes you laugh.
― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Bitterness. Unamused. Weeping.
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
goo goo ga ga
― candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
*masturbates*
― actual, actual, actual, (corey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
'namaste'
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:01 (nine years ago) link
still calls shaq 'big aristotle'
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
hahah zach you are definitely one of the ppl i had in mind but i like you
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link
feel like maybe this could be a thinghttp://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LiamalGhul/customavatars/TheRiddler.gifhttp://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LiamalGhul/customavatars/TheRiddler.gifhttp://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LiamalGhul/customavatars/TheRiddler.gifhttp://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LiamalGhul/customavatars/TheRiddler.gifhttp://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LiamalGhul/customavatars/TheRiddler.gifhttp://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LiamalGhul/customavatars/TheRiddler.gifhttp://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LiamalGhul/customavatars/TheRiddler.gifhttp://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LiamalGhul/customavatars/TheRiddler.gif
― 龜✊ (wins), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
just glad someone notices me ;_;
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link