I know, I know--just watched that YouTube video above. Yikes.
― tantalizing titles like “Hair” (Eazy), Saturday, 12 February 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Don't forget his ode to the Fairlight:
“Dear Sir Fairlight:“Please have the engineer store on your floppy disc that we have now been properly introduced. I am very glad to make your acquaintance. You have very charming circuits and I am certain that we can co-vibrate to the astonishment and ecstasy of a vast audience. With all praise to your exulted frequencies, consider me your friend.”L. Ron Hubbard
L. Ron Hubbard
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 12 February 2011 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Way back a long time ago when I was a young teen, I got talked into going into a Scientology recruitment center in Boston to fill out one of their surveys. While I was there they showed me some kind of recruitment video that depicted a secret meeting of the most powerful leaders of the world discussing their plan for humanity. Their discussion recalled events in ancient history (maybe ancient Rome?) that included some semi-pornographic footage.
That was about all I sat through and my memory of it is hazy at best. I mention it because I'm wondering if anyone on here have seen anything like this on the internet. I'd like to know if this was real or just some confused memory.
― Moodles, Saturday, 12 February 2011 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q94/codebreaker2001/Dio.jpg
― j., Saturday, 12 February 2011 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link
BTW, anyone else catch in the NYorker piece that Haggis recalls the early e-meters (I think) as being constructed out of soup cans, like a toy telephone?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 February 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i54.tinypic.com/2rordeh.jpg
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Saturday, 12 February 2011 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
How can anyone not think that thing is hokey? Also, the e-meter looks suspect.
― w/no hesitation (mh), Saturday, 12 February 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh, that's just the beta model. The new ones are much nicer.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 February 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
they use Progresso cans now
― gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 February 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.rtc.org/pics/intro/intro_girl.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 February 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQg3H663Mh_fBP_W6z4O_Cny8SoskkLv2Drykz187-AW5wlQbWr
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 February 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvHpVwIqYY
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 February 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://vimeo.com/6587408
This interview w Timothy Wyllie from Scientology spinoff The Process Church of the Final Judgment is pretty great. And quite a bit less opaque than the usual Hubbardian technobabble.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i really really wonder about all the successful ppl in the entertainment biz who have nothing to do w/ these people at all, what are their interactions like. there must be tons of stories. of course stories of tom cruise with his proselytizing tent at a shoot get out, but that kind of thing must happen in miniature all the time, right?
― goole, Friday, February 11, 2011 4:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i remember reading some article by joey lauren adams in the 90s about "what she learned on the set of mallrats" (in premiere or one of those now-dead movie mags, rip) and she was like "never discuss religion with people unless you know what everyone practices. this is nothing more than an apology to jason lee." and it never made sense to me until years later i learned that lee is a scientologist.
― max, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I was enticed into a Scientology store front in the early 80s and given the e-meter test, and it was definately some kind of re-purposed food storage can. They asked me to remember a painful memory (I thought of my mother's death) and sure enough, the meter deflected. I knew generally how "lie detectors" worked, so this was no surprise to me. I don't remember any conversations after that, but they never contacted me again.
― nickn, Sunday, 13 February 2011 07:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Comedy dude from melb who had a show called "music jamboree" did a Sci skit, its p funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7WtAWYDN4
― Senor DingDong (Trayce), Sunday, 13 February 2011 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link
(just ignore how annoying his voice is. It totally is)
― Senor DingDong (Trayce), Sunday, 13 February 2011 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.xenu.net/archive/so/seaorg_contract.jpg
― ouroboros shoal (diamonddave85), Monday, 14 February 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Why seahorses?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 February 2011 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Never a bad time for this, in my opinion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM
― kkvgz, Monday, 14 February 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
This interview w Timothy Wyllie from Scientology spinoff The Process Church of the Final Judgment
uh this is kind of a mischaracterization of the Process Church. The "Love/Sex/Fear/Death" book that Wylie put out recently is BONKERS
― I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 14 February 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
ive been reading a bit of jung lately and his thoughts on the consequences of assimilating contents of the unconscious seem very relevant to the story of scientology. namely, one possible consequence of the individual is that of megalomania (as can be clearly seen in those thom cruz videos) and in the collective being secrecy and controlling access to information. maybe ill get my thoughts together and write something up
― ouroboros shoal (diamonddave85), Monday, 14 February 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
this article!
― horseshoe, Monday, 14 February 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link
the end where he basically narrates his confrontation with tommy davis is awes
― horseshoe, Monday, 14 February 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link
unfortunate side effect of making me find paul haggis sort of sympathetic :/
He is horrible at everything he does, but at least he likes gay people!
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link
i was thinking while reading it, if paul haggis is the bro who takes down scientology, does that cancel everything else out?
― max, Monday, 14 February 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link
There are one or two things he's done I don't hate, but I think they're the ones he had the least control on the end result.
― w/no hesitation (mh), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link
tbh i dont understand why being a guy who wrote some bad movies once makes him a piece of shit?
― weed hitler poop fart obama (Princess TamTam), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Due South was awesome too
because we are joking around dummy
― max, Monday, 14 February 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Please don't call me names, max...
― Princess TamTam, Monday, 14 February 2011 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link
he's probably a good guy at heart but he seems like a total dweeb in that article - "as a rebel, i reject society's rules and am sympathetic to the world's underdogs, so i became a scientologist"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, that article (what I read, since I didn't finish it) made me like him even less.
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
sry man i got carried away :-/
― max, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
EZ Streets was great
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^he's a total idiot! anything good that comes of his life is strictly bonus
xp
― I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
It's okay man :)
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/566/I_m_glad_we_re_friends.gif
― max, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
KILXW
― I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
he seems like a total dweeb in that article - "as a rebel, i reject society's rules and am sympathetic to the world's underdogs, so i became a scientologist"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, February 14, 2011 6:59 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah, totally, the way his brain works is very opaque to me, but i found his omg i was in a cult for 30+ years why didn't i leave predicament sort of compelling for some reason?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm fascinated by the moment where they give you the Xenu story in a manila envelope and tell you to read it and accept it without question. I bet it's made even trippier if you had heard other scientologists dismiss the Xenu story as a smear.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link
They probably slip you some LSD and lead you to a Universal Studio-type audio-visual theater and you think everything that is happening is real.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Those macrocephalic sea ponies are almost as freaky as scientology.
― Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i finally read this and it's pretty amazing! there's a bunch of stuff in there I didn't know about, like Sea Org. got a philip k. dick vibe from it all. haggis is a complicated asshole, but its hard not to be like 'fuck yeah' when he says he'd want to take down the church for sea org alone. and the last line - “I was in a cult for thirty-four years. Everyone else could see it. I don’t know why I couldn’t.” - was kinda devastating. sinister cults and the people who join them are so fascinating.
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 04:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm sure it's been said before, but it's funny $'s antipathy for psychiatry when it's basically a dumbed down Freudianism.
― Asparagus Peee (Leee), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link
ya i was thinking about that. i think psychiatry is basically the competition in a way.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah there's a revealing moment where haggis is like, ya im in therapy now and i wish i'd started it 30 years ago
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 06:03 (thirteen years ago) link
A couple of years ago I went through a thing where I read a lot about Scientology. This story stuck with me: http://www.lisamcpherson.org/. I mean obv it's only one side but I read through the whole thing including pages of hospital records and it's pretty fucked up. Clearwater, FL kinda creepy imo.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link
When I was in 6th or 7th grade, my best friend convinced me to steal a copy of Dianetics from the local library. We set it on fire in the woods outside Merriweather Post. He was really upset about Scientology! Looking back, this would have been around the time of the Noah Lottick suicide.
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link