don't y'all live in first-world countries?
― i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 09:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i was surprised to see that this thread had 36 new answers but it turns out it was just a classic ilx mixture of 'politics of messenger bags'-style narcissism of small differences back & forth and escalation of horrible jokes
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 April 2011 10:02 (thirteen years ago) link
opening "rolling FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS thread" on ilx with 36 new answers and finding them to be just a classic ilx mixture of 'politics of messenger bags'-style narcissism of small differences back & forth and escalation of horrible jokes ;_;
― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 11:41 (thirteen years ago) link
every day I fill my water bottle (nalgene) at work with too much water from the water cooler and I have to dump some at the end of the day because I don't want my nalgene o get that halitosis smell and I feel bad about wasting potable water
― dayo, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link
According to a person who wrote a book about first world water who I heard interviewed on NPR, you should dump the extra water on a plant or something.
― mh, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
or post it to the sahara region
― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link
when I want to post an update on Facebook, I have to click on a button, but when I want to leave a comment I just hit Return - what's that all about?
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://whitewhine.com/
― Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Haha - that's actually funny!
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm bored. at my job. which i have. in a climate-controlled office. where i get paid a reasonable amount for my time.
― pan loco y salsa loca (get bent), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 02:24 (2 days ago)
otmfm
― motivatedgirl (Matt P), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
enjoying http://whitewhine.com thanks michael WHITE
― like, in Portland, they just don't fucking care, for example. (gr8080), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
agonizing over what to put as the subject of an email
― J0rdan S., Friday, 22 April 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
spent my last $5 cash on a protein shake when leaving the gym yesterday, then remembered it was the last day before payday and the last two weeks have drained my bank account and i didn't have anything to eat for dinner at home.
when i got home i grabbed this coffee can i keep spare change in which i'm sure had about $30 or $40 in it.
i spent the next hour driving to three different grocery stores that had coin-counting machines only to find that the first two were out of order and the 3rd didn't have one anymore.
frustrated and hungry, i checked my bank balance on my smart phone and realized that i actually had a few dollars in my checking account so i bought a box of macaroni and cheese, went home, ate it, then watched the "deserts" episode of Human Planet, which featured a segment on Tubu women who ride camels and walk through the Sahara for three days just to get to a well.
:-\
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link
You can actually pay for things with change, you know. As if it were money.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
you don't have direct deposit?
― sarahel, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i have direct deposit but today is my pay day and this story took place last nite
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Our change barrel is now so full that we can't get any more change in it. Fuck change.
― it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
so if you'd used your bank card, the transaction wouldn't have hit/cleared until today, when you got paid, so you wouldn't have been overdrawn, right?
― sarahel, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
sarahel maybe re-read my post
or just click on another thread
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
i read your post twice! your "first world problem" isn't even a "problem"!
― sarahel, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
"enduring needless nitpicking from sarahel" qualifies as a first world problem tho right?
― J0rdan S., Friday, 22 April 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
no, it just qualifies you as a douchebag.
― sarahel, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
sarahel i was under the impression that i would overdraw my bank account but i was mistaken.
my first world problem is that i didn't want to buy dinner with a bunch of dimes and nickles, so i figured i'd take advantage of these very first-world change-counting machines at one of my nearby grocery stores but they were all broken/non-existant
also i spent $5 on a beverage that has more protein in it than lots of humans on earth get in a whole week
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
but gr8080....
why
― motivatedgirl (Matt P), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
why what
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i was sarcastically being a sarahel stand-in asking you to explain all your actions
― motivatedgirl (Matt P), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link
it's friday!
― motivatedgirl (Matt P), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
i just don't understand why you'd even need to worry about your bank balance when it's the night before you get your paycheck direct deposited into your bank account.
― sarahel, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.debateitout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/jurors.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
my bank doesnt work that way?
if my available balance is $1.00 on thursday night, i cant buy something for $2.00 on thursday night?
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
your First World Problem is that you need a less crappy bank!
― sarahel, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link
sigh
― it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
sarahel as someone who has also recently accepted the stereotypes ilx has laid upon him and decided to just "go with it", i salute you.
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Banks now require you to opt in if you want overdraft protection. If you do not opt in to that ridiculously expensive service, your debit card transaction will be declined if you do not have sufficient funds.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
For the legislation that brought about this change and other consumer protections, I am very grateful.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Jesse otm x2
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link
"OVERDRAFT FEES AGGGHH" such a 1st world prob.
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link
2010 was a bad year for me w/ that shit and this is the first time ive come this close in 2011
still, glad my "crappy bank" doesnt let me spend money i dont have so i end up paying $40 for a box of mac n cheese
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I've saved up a crystal lite plastic can full of change for maybe a year.
Cashed it in today: $21.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
another first world problem that factored into my night: anxiety over getting my bank card declined at a grocery store check out :-X
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Some asshole stole my debit card while I was in New Orleans last winter and somehow they obtained my PIN. They deposited a stolen check and then withdrew a few hundred dollars, bought gasoline, and some other stuff. Chase refused to deem it a fraud because they had my PIN. I guess that's a FW problem? Whatever, I want my $300!
xxp - yes! I hated it when I overdrew my account b/c of this "service" that offered me "protection from the hassles of declined transactions" (as Chase's marketing materials put it) at the cost of $35 per instance of "protection."
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
― gr8080, Friday, April 22, 2011 5:42 PM (6 minutes ago)
lol @ reenacting the crucifixion for the holidays
― the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Hells Cargo does you the "favor" of having the largest transactions covered first, which often results in them charging you more overdraft fees.
― sarahel, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link
^^yes this is standard practice, again its so that your "most important transactions have priority"
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ reenacting the crucifixion for the holidays― the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Friday, April 22, 2011 12:51 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
― the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Friday, April 22, 2011 12:51 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
...and also with you
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
though they will often reverse the fees if you call and complain.
― sarahel, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
And now I'm going to tell you about Bank of America! Their "service" was that they deducted transactions from your account starting with the highest amount, down to the lowest. This """""SERVICE"""""" was so that "transactions of a higher dollar amount are more likely to be important transactions, such as car payments or mortgage payments [and also because if we deducted that $2.00 transaction before the one for $20.00 on the same day, we could only charge you for ONE $35.00 overdraft fee!]"
xp - fuck it, I wrote it, I'm posting it.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
That legislation I spoke of took care of that fucking malarky, too.
Oh - One time the "bigger transaction first" BS led to my having 4 overdrafts, costing $35 each. Then?? You know what?! $6 per day, per overdraft for every day the account stayed in the red (maximum of 7 days' worth of charges).
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
congress working for you!
xpost
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link