Whenever I'm looking over a list of pending registrations, I wonder "which one of these am I going to regret approving?" I had a feeling about Buff and Max's Mom.
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link
click on a site that features, for example, cute puppies and kittens
in bamm's defense, this is good general life advice
― contenderizer, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
It looks like this is the only thread he ever posted in.
― Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Poor Buff and Max.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
that *is* this site!
xposts
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
he flew too high, too fast. goodnight sweet prince etc.
(thanks for fixing the thread, WmC)
― Bill A, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
shexxxp
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
buff was a female? i know females can be awful, too, but i got a male vibe from buff.
― Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I just tempbanned her btw. Explanations of unconsitutionality might be entertaining when she gets back.
Might be male or female, all I have to go by is the login email.
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link
When will she be unbanned?
― Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
The tempban message said six days. I thought it was just supposed to be three for a first tempban, but I guess I was wrong.
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
System doesn't like holes either i guess
― goole, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Looking forward to it!
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Why assume she was referring to the U.S. Constitution. Could have been one of the state Constitutions.
― Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
UNCONSTITUTIONAL!
Is it full moon or something? Anyway, pour one out etc.
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
;_; at this banning
feel like there's a hole inside of me that can never be filled
― dayo, Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link
She got sucked into the SBlack hole Dayo ;_;
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link
The Surinam toad (which is mentioned in the first post in this thread) in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7b4spjXhw
― polyphonic, Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Fuck that toad.
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
When buffmaxmomwhatever comes back, I am going to ask her to find some pics of that toad after its been through a shredder.
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link
clearing a toad in a paper shredder without turning it off
― Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Friday, 27 May 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link
what a run...need to go get the Campho-Pheniquethis one goes out to my holemy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-h4A7bF8wQ
― herbal bert (herb albert), Friday, 27 May 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
rejected STP song title
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Aren't the ILX servers located in the UK? Which, technically, doesn't even have a constitution? It's funny how American Internet people sometimes assume their laws apply everywhere else too.
― Tuomas, Friday, 27 May 2011 07:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Server is in the Republic of Canadia.
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Ban is v harsh btw - new poster posts gross pictures to freak people out in thread full of gross pictures that freak people out.
A regular poster would never have been banned for this. Unless it was Whiney.
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link
ban whiney
― contenderizer, Friday, 27 May 2011 09:55 (thirteen years ago) link
idk why she was banned tbh. are moms who do not understand the U.S. Constitution not welcome on ILX?
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 27 May 2011 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link
tough world out there for a trypophile :((
I didn't know ilx user "max" had a sibling named "buff" though. does "buff" ever post here?
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Friday, 27 May 2011 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Ban is v harsh btw - new poster posts gross pictures to freak people out in thread full of gross pictures that freak people out. A regular poster would never have been banned for this. Unless it was Whiney.
I think you might have missed the actual images in buff's retaliatory posts.
And you may be right about a more established poster not being banned, but when someone joins a group or community and immediately behaves like a disrespectful asshole, he or she isn't going to be given the deference that a long term user might be.
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah I missed those.
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I briefly glanced at one of a hand that was sliced like this
http://michaelsrestaurants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/imgp0505-jpg.jpeg
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm not looking at any more images in this thread unless somebody hollers for a mod, and even then, maybe not.
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Friday, 27 May 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Mine was safe. It is a picture of picture of corned beef and cabbage.
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link
In one fell swoop, Jesse has transofrmed this thread from slightly 'ew' to nom.
― For one throb of the (Michael White), Friday, 27 May 2011 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link
comparing it to that awful image i gazed upon yesterday has rendered said beef so very not-nom it's not even funny.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 27 May 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7ZJ8l.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/wKYqD.gif
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2004/04/21/ei1c07_fusilli_tuna_lg.jpg
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 27 May 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
SOOOOOO CREEPY, EVERYBODY FREAK OUT
http://urbandiner.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Swiss+Cheese1.jpg
― 4realz wedding (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 27 May 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link
See-through holes are okay. Not Phobic. http://completelyinthedark.com/main.php?g2_itemId=13997
― Proger, Friday, 27 May 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Is this one OK?
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/253022_123200061096296_100002189073886_190318_6908189_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Sorry if I pissed off anyone.
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I think the skin graft pics might have broken my threshold for this thread, and not b/c of anything having to do w/ holes or patterns. more just like in a JESUS CHRIST FUCKING SKIN GRAFTS sort of way.
― bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
xp - not criticizing u for posting them. imo they are w/in the realm of fair play for this ghastly thread. just sayin..
― bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Hi buffetal. Welcome back.
― Jesse, Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I agree that skin grafts look repulsive. I'm hoping that neither I nor anyone I know has to get one. I've even seen one on the 'Net on a dog's leg. They prevent infection and save lives.
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Hi Jesse, thank you.
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
BTW, Buff and Max are my cats (Buffy and Maxie)
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Here's another mild one
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/168363_1610612437393_1598727610_31510801_6235677_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 29 May 2011 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
for the record my "oh jeez that is NOT OKAY!" was more "aw man WHOA THAT'S GROSS DUDE HAHA" and not "I want to let you know I'm seriously upset right now" But really, maybe not so much skin grafts or body mutilation so much any more.
― gucci gucci bertolucci bergman kurosawa (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link