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I want fat, sweaty, boxer shorts and wife beater weather.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd settle for weather that doesn't require a winter jacket.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm just being bitchy. It is nice outside today. I need to eat.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I look stoned all the time with these new contacts. For some reasont they make me want to keep my eyes half closed.

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

did anyone ever answer jesse's question about thirsty thursdaying yesterday? cause i'm starting to get a feeling.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I know it's spring because for the last few days when I've come in to work in the morning, yesterday's teabag is still wet and easily removed, rather than all dried up and stuck to the bottom of my mug.

― jaymc, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Like Professor Martin Luther King said, I have a feeling.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

My lunch, let me tell you about it.

I had some wonderful leftovers. Nick made mashed potatoes with greens mixed in and corn on the side. mmMMph!

― KitCat, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I green beans, corn, and mashed potatoes, of a frozen variety. The mashed potatoes needed work, but ain't nothing wrong with frozen veggies. Beats the hell outta mystery meat.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I wanted to go home and eat my fried chicken + salad leftovers, but my car was unavailable so I settled for a "Cuban" ham sandwich at Einstein's. It was okay.

mashed potatoes with greens mixed in

Are you sure you don't mean "cheese" mixed in?

― Jordan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"Pop" by the Aluminum Group is my favorite light-hearted pop song about somebody who gets strung out on drugs, turns into a giant jerk, and alienates everyone he knows.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I just decided that.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

No, no. It was definitely greens.

― KitCat, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Everyone else had ordered potbellys and the owner got us a bag of mini oatmeal choco chip cookies to share. They were ridonc.

― KitCat, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh... ridonc. I like it.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ridoncadonk

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, that last post of mine was stupid, and I regret it.

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

/kenan

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

faux kenan posts kills threads dead.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

sry duderinos

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, leave the asshattery/apologies to the experts.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

The problem, dan, is that you're just too nice and everybody likes you.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

awwwwwwwww thx

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

aaaand dead again

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Not my fault this time.

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, I got hot sauce in my eye.

― jaymc, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

jordan, just sent you the link to Marquee Moon, hope it works

― n/a, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh ouch, dude. Did you eat something with hot sauce and then absendmindedly rub your eye? Cause I've totally done that.

― Jordan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I did it at lunchtime today, too.

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

(great combo with still-new contact lenses btw)

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

One of the dudes on my team just came over asking for my opinion on possible designs for his 2007 go-karting helmet. He had like five full-color printouts and shit!

― Jordan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan & John, just be thankful it wasn't hot sauce dick.

― Jordan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

IT BURNSSSSS

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, was that a Porno Gil reference?

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

You lost me.

― Jordan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

SOMEOENJUST GAVE ME CCHOCOLAET COVERED ESPRESSO BEANS OMG

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Porno Gil = Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, guest starring Bob Odenkirk. Hilarious, of course.

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that's like crack-lite laurel, be careful.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I haven't seen that one. But I will.

I love crack beans.

― Jordan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, it was tabasco in the ass that's the trick. Very funny episode.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Omg how does anyone keep up with this thread?

― Ivan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

warped priorities.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG SPOLIER

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Nah. I haven't mentioned any of the other 300 funny things in that episode.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I had hot sauce on my Tokyo Lunchbox tofu teriyaki, and then about 20 minutes later, my left eye started to itch. Bingo. Wasn't too bad.

I'm sure I've told some of you about "the jalapeno incident." I'm not repeating it here.

― jaymc, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Mine was gardinera oil. Not water soluble for extra bonus burn time!

― dan m, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Gardinera peppers are pretty serious.

― Jordan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

who needs this

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

― Jordan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hotter coming out than going in." Oh goodie! Saves me the trouble of putting hot sauce DIRECTLY IN MY ASS.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

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