maybe it ends with you being chased down the street by an angry bouncer (played by ving rhames? make a production note for the next meeting) and you stumble into ANOTHER strip club to hide and there you meet a stripper with a heart of gold who rebuffs your advances at first but eventually learns to love you, as you learn to love little horace, the six-year-old wisecracking genius son she's forced to strip for in order to pay for private school in a better neighborhood.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
i'm just spitballing here. we could also probably get the fat guy from my name is earl for the bouncer if rhames is too expensive.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
i think the bouncer needs to be black, otherwise he wont really seem threatening enough, the audience wld wonder why a cool tough guy wld even bother running and not like, punching the bouncer out.
also i do think its impt that we establish a fair market price for getting vomited on while at work
― Lamp, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
the movie would be called "Five Thousand Bucks" which is the amount frogbs's friend needs to come up with in order to keep the puked-on stripper's boyfriend from kicking the crap out of him. the climatic moment comes when he's forced to decide whether to steal the five grand from little horace's private school fund or take his beating like a man.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
if a friend barfed on a stripper, i think i'd probably leave a couple 20s on the table and hit the door pronto. then again, i've only been to a strip club once (at a family member's bachelor party), and left quickly without the goad of barf, so what do i know?
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
seriously thinking about spending my two days off writing this script
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
frogbs i promise to cut you in on the profits if we can get apatow interested
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
How much does she make per dance and how many will she miss while she cleans up? Factor that in plus at least a 40% disgust fee.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
strongo in case you didnt know ilx poster 'max' and i are bigshot hollywood producers: ANNOUNCEMENT - CALL FOR PITCHES - MAX AND LAMP FILM PRODUCTION COMPANY LLC & i think wed be very interested in your script
― Lamp, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
It was $20 or $30 I think, plus it was the end of the night so I would think she's got like one more in her. I like the calculation but there's gotta be like a $100 minimum there
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
you are a prince among mathemagicians
― lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
so happy
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
i hope this movie gets super famous and gets a "hangover 2" type sequel. "i can't believe you puked on ANOTHER stripper's tits, dude! man, we are in for it now"
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
wow this thread
― taking drugbs (to make music to take drugbs to) (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
i would never prostitute myself to write "five thousand bucks 2: five thousand more bucks"
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
The Five Thousand Buck Upchuck Part 2: Couldn't Wait in Kuwait
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
no.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
Barman: let me guess, 'chunks on a stripper' is the name of your dog, right?Frogbs: uh.....
― the waitress and the frogbs (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
i have no friends
― frogbs, Tuesday, March 8, 2011 10:34 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark
― SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
well this calls the whole premise of the movie into question now doesn't it
― brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
yeah but tbf neither had galafianakis's character in hangover
― Chunks on strippers is the game of my frog (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link
strongo u must join frogbs's wolfpack
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
i don't know what that means! i've never even seen the hangover! i feel like andy rooney!
― brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
in my day we did coke off strippers and lap dances cost a nickel
― brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
T/S "coke off" vs "vomit on"
― lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link
vs both
― karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
"doing vomit on a stripper" sounds incredibly unappealing
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
well, for the stripper, sure
― Chunks on strippers is the game of my frog (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
would have to be "coke off and vomit on" vs "staying at home"
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
for you or the stripper?
― taking drugbs (to make music to take drugbs to) (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link
Crucial distinction.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
would have to be a hell of a tip for the stripper. here's the question - how much would someone have to pay you to vomit on your naked body? that's how much you should tip for the stripper to "come out ahead", right?
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
how much would someone have to pay you to vomit on your naked body?
and to think ILX existed for 10 years without you
(which reminds me...)
― taking drugbs (to make music to take drugbs to) (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
every generation gets its own c-man
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
idg why someone would want to do it
― SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, would it be like performance art?
underrated ilx0rs I have showered with vomit
maybe we don't have to entertain all of frogbs's thought experiments
― horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
i disagree
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
Not going to criticise, it's not like I have a better stripper vomit story to tell. Thanks for sharing.― i wanna be yr rhizome (seandalai), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:59 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― i wanna be yr rhizome (seandalai), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:59 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
killing me :)
Strongo should srsly pitch Five Thousand Bucks to the Farrelly brothers.
― some greenzo (onimo), Friday, 24 June 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link
itt frogbs instructs you how to get a ban
― buzza, Saturday, 25 June 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― estela, Saturday, 25 June 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
he self-banned before his time had come.
goodnight, sweet prince. I hope that they tip you well past the pearly gates.
― mh, Saturday, 25 June 2011 05:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/K9bGt.jpg
― DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 21 July 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link
oh no.
― grit of ad hominem (kkvgz), Thursday, 21 July 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link
i guess if it also had money tucked inside it would be okay
― her lawyer, Andrew Wallet (reddening), Thursday, 21 July 2011 12:30 (twelve years ago) link
That would make me chase after somebody, I am pretty sure, to violently return their "tip."
― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Thursday, 21 July 2011 12:35 (twelve years ago) link
also what kind of cheapskate only gives you half a bible
― her lawyer, Andrew Wallet (reddening), Thursday, 21 July 2011 12:40 (twelve years ago) link
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Thursday, June 23, 2011 1:07 PM Bookmark
Wow, so totally wrong. A couple twenties == tip for what this person is ordinarily doing in their line of work. This is like if you went to a restaurant and ordered a cup of black coffee and then vomited all over the server and left three quarters and a couple pennies on the counter.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 July 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
yeah if someone vomited on my mostly-naked body i'd want to get at least a bill out of that
― Peepee Soaked Heckhole (zachlyon), Friday, 22 July 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link