I would suggest to him that at least one of his older siblings has only learnt through making mistakes and it will be character building for him.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes.
Also, we want pictures. And hen fap.
― Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Before & after pictures, just to clarify.
http://www.users.bigpond.com/kceg/artimages/wasteland.jpg
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:48 (sixteen years ago) link
xposts
saturday, 0800
louis and siblings released from custody. constable mcbastard aggrieved that he could only remove half his truncheon from louis's anus. emergency services express "surprise" that there is no trace left at all of louis's house or indeed street. several neighbours still wandering naked, blank-eyed and scorched, through the acrid chemical smoke.
etc.
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Tried to find that ancient Yellow Pages advery with the party wreckage and the french polish dude fixing the table and the moustache / glasses combo marker-penned on the painting on Youtube BUT TO NO AVAIL.
― Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:49 (sixteen years ago) link
vroom the dyson while you make your exhortations.
― estela, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:49 (sixteen years ago) link
(matt: i'm assuming that's "before", yeh?)
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/mezxspectrum/eatmecj8.gif
― DavidM, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Sarfahlh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcR6AQEbEdY
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Awesome! "It's just possible you could save my life". I searched "yellow pages french polish" and didn't get it on the first page, rubbish.
― Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:56 (sixteen years ago) link
The central fallacy of that advert is that the random dude and hot girl would stick around to clear up as opposed to going for breakfast/going to the pub/getting the fuck out of there as quickly as possible.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Incidentally I still knew every word of that advert despite not actually having any sound on my computer. Was it on TV for like 10 years or something?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:58 (sixteen years ago) link
It's beautiful, isn't it? I like how the girl says NOTHING at all.
― Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 12:02 (sixteen years ago) link
But is full-on going to answer the phone!
Wait is the ginger kid Max Branning from Eastenders?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 12:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Hmmm, you might be onto something there.
― Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 12:25 (sixteen years ago) link
louis, i am v disappointed in you
― tehresa, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 12:40 (sixteen years ago) link
It is indeed!
― ailsa, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 12:44 (sixteen years ago) link
you realize he is now doomed to be the kid who wasn't cool enough/was scared of his brother and backed out of having a party, right? bc that might be worse than "socially insecure".
― tehresa, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 12:51 (sixteen years ago) link
TBH it was more the middle brother who put him straight. He's not scared of me. In fact, he's pretty conscientious himself, and he was probably having his own doubts, considering that neither me nor middle bro actually told him straight-up "don't do it".
It was more of a gathering than a party, altho I don't know where to draw the distinction.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 13:16 (sixteen years ago) link
the middle brother:
http://www.kutha.com/weirdscience/pictures/images/snow.jpg
louis and other brother:
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d84/missmeganp/WeirdScience28.jpg
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha
― tehresa, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i am the middle of 3 girls and i like to think of myself as the hardman, too. but really, i wld let my sis have a party. in fact, i have.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
3 girls and one shtup
― dell, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
the middle brother (Frankie) is definitely the hardman in ours too, and his influence held firm. next time, maybe. i'll curate a classic thread one day.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
what about your fake brother who posted to ilm?
― dell, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
wait, "Frankie" J-go? For serious? oh man, you have the best named-family ever.
― dell, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link
He's the (very real) Frankie. And he's currently (17:55 pm) singing very badly in the bathroom. Pipe down, FJ.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link
i know! xpost
― tehresa, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link
last time my brother did this i had to have a conversation with the cops on my porch at 3 a.m.
― max, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i was "the baby" in the family, the youngest of three brothers. so naturally, i'm a total fuckwad
― dell, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm the middle child but have two sisters so there's no hardmanning necessary. but hell, who doesn't like a party?
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
18:07 pm
Turns out that J4gger III pulled out of the party primarily because he had a WOW raid scheduled for today. Pathetic.
If there's something we've learnt today, though, it's that you don't need other people to have a great party! You just need your own family, and your own family's love.
Now we gotta split the Domino's. This is fkn war.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
the real tragedy here, despite the party being canceled, is the eating of dominos.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link
not my idea; Frankie calls the shots in this house now
i feel a little nauseous
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Double 6's taste of chicken
― snoball, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean why regular toppings like bacon chicken and bbq sauce when it could have been oysters, camembert and pate de foie gras
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread broke promises
― Ronan, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link
dominos disgusting, there isn't even v much cheese on a dominos pizza
Yeah, jeezus christ, i initially parsed louis' reference to "dominos" as in, the tile game beloved by Cuban immigrants
and now i find out that people in the u.k. eat that ersatz pizza???!!
oh, for the love of "frankie"...
― dell, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link
c'mon it's probably better than death by boiling or pizza hut
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
pizza hut even worse...
― Ronan, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link
not just Dominos, british dominos
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
what this failed party thread needed was a debate between british and americans that also involved pizza
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― tehresa, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link
did you tip the delivery guy?
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
― dell, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I would like to hear the Anglo-italian response to all this.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
FJ says: "Thirty fuckin' p, mate"
and now he is going out
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
heyyy
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Monday, 20 April 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link
Gawwwwwwwd.
― pplains, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:30 PM (8 hours ago)
What is he doing over there?
― pplains, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:31 PM (8 hours ago)
I'll just walk by his desk and see how far along he is.
if he's giving birth u should prob cut some slack
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:36 PM (8 hours ago)
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 23 April 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link
(d-mac's rotator cuff has been working overtime lately; thought I should give him some respite)
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 23 April 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link
idgi rotator cuff
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 April 2015 08:05 (nine years ago) link
Frequent & vigorous backpatting would be one interpretation, there are others
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Thursday, 23 April 2015 08:47 (nine years ago) link
its actually from brushing h8 off my shoulder
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 April 2015 11:14 (nine years ago) link
Amazing that you would try to police the amount of reverence apportioned you in one of the two threads dedicated to excelsioring you personally
― italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link
you'll always have drash tho
― italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link
the tragic thing is that I suffer acute rotator cuff tendinitis in both shoulders
― italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
i excelsior as i see fit
― drash, Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link
wait what's the other one
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link
quite right, drash
― italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link
0 shots
― italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link
gelatinate mess (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here on board I Love Everything on 29-Jan-2014
Mein own kampf
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.dugganvet.ie/productsvet/?tcp_product=copro-nil-100g
― the mark s of juxberry rules (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link
i miss that osama thumbs up
― the spectacular cow (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:26 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i miss osama
― flopson, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:30 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
If his thumb's up now a crab's nibbling on it
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:30 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 7 March 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link
it's been a while, deems, so iyo what are your three most quotable bon mots of the past ≈ 1.5 years?
― poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 03:36 (five years ago) link
*2.5 years, damn
― poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 03:37 (five years ago) link
like out of everyones or
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Monday, 24 December 2018 10:36 (five years ago) link
just your own posts, in the spirit of this thread
― poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link
gather around the yuletide fire and listen to deems recount his greatest excelsiors
― imago, Monday, 24 December 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link
*assembles sniper rifle*
― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Monday, 24 December 2018 14:04 (five years ago) link
drones on
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Monday, 24 December 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link