hurricane coming...

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shit bahamas are gonna get creamed by this :/

karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

maybe you'll find yourself in a remake of I Know Where I'm Going! ― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius)

<3 u for this, because you know how enormously happy that would make me.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

good tracking website

http://www.stormpulse.com/atlantic

Peanut Butter... in my chocolate? (brownie), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

love how this storm stops immediately at the Canadian border!

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

The author of that artcile needs to learn to distinguish between Spielberg films and Michael Bay films.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

Looking up at the hurricane vs. running away from a CGI building collapsing in said hurricane.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

Ned otm.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

The ironically named Irene...

Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah.

Zingling Baby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

I dont want a hurriance in Maine. I already have no roof

Earthquake in my vagina (Latham Green), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

Just slow down and there won't be any hurriance.

Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

I think I have astraphobia

The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

hooooooo boy

this shit is gonna hit me pretty much dead on...kinda freaking out

karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

So... like... real talk... should we be trying to find a reason to get the f outta Brooklyn this weekend or no?

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

Only if you're concerned about spending 1-2 days inside while it rains outside? Is it really going to be any more serious than that? Haven't read up on the whole news/fear-mongering campaign yet.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

I'll be fine as long as the power is on.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

I'm happy to spend up to 7 days inside while it rains! Just wonder if I'm underestimating things. Apparently my block is in a C-Zone on the NYC hurricane evacuation scale, whatever the hell that means. West Side Highway is a Zone A so I guess C is not too bad...

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

Oh hmm I see, that's mostly about storm surge flooding. I live like 5 miles inland so I am in no zone at all. I would def recommend getting things out of your basement, I guess? Or raising them up. I feel like basements could flood, because that is what basements do.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

laurel i'm not sure you know what "fear-mongering" means

anyway yeah from the looks of things it seems like NYC is gonna get hit with irene as a cat 1 - some pretty legit flooding, widespread loss of power, not sure what kind of wind damage would occur in a city liket that. my apartment in connecticut is surrounded by trees so i may go into campus for a couple days if that's what they recommend

karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

Cat 1 is the tamest out of 5 right?

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

yes, put an extra case of beer in the fridge just to be safe.

Kerm, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

yeah

frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

1 bottle Stoli Vanil

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

they're saying there's like a 30% chance this could reach category 5 which is nuts but it won't be that strong when it gets to new england. cat 5 is like, devastates everything in its path

frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

if californians got to make fun of nyers and washingtonians for freaking out over a 2 second earthquake, do floridians get to make fun of the same ppl for freaking out over this hurricane?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

btw if you live further north than DC i wouldn't worry about this thing, by the time it reaches ny it should prob be just a very bad thunderstorm

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe I'm not taking this storm thing seriously enough? But I'm assuming p much it will be windy and rainy. Your basement might flood (or your apartment, if it's in a basement). Other than these things, don't plan any picnics or bike rides? I don't get any tv reception or watch news so I'm just assuming they're talking about how Tropical Storm Irene could flatten lower Manhattan or whatever.

xxxp

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

hurricanes are pretty unpredictable and they're pretty easy to prepare for

also the higher up you are, the safer you & your things are, so if you live an apt don't freak out

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

also don't park your car near any trees

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

obv. don't "freak out," but this is a serious hurricane.

i'm saying this as a floridian whose seen hurricane katrina and wilma (both of which passed through/very near coral gables, where we live) and andrew (when i lived on kendall and 142nd; not the worst-hit area, obv., but an area hit very badly).

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

Well I mean if tree branches start coming through the glass windows, there's gonna be some clean-up, obviously. But we don't have storm shutters and like everyone else, I live in a rental, so I only have what my LL provided us with.

Also I'm scheduled to perform outdoors all day Saturday for a highland games on Long Island that's supposed to be held in a semi-wooded park. Would be willing to take bets on whether this goes ahead.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

lol sarge come on...if this hits nyc as a category 2 it's gonna be a pretty big fuckin deal

frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

if californians got to make fun of nyers and washingtonians for freaking out over a 2 second earthquake, do floridians get to make fun of the same ppl for freaking out over this hurricane?

floridians don't get to make fun of anyone for anything iirc

iatee, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

if you have a car and can leave it in a parking garage over the weekend, i'd make plans to do that

also if you don't have shutters you could, like, put masking tape across your windows -- or if you can get any access to plywood, that works

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

lol sarge come on...if this hits nyc as a category 2 it's gonna be a pretty big fuckin deal

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, August 24, 2011 5:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

oh i'm sure we'll hear all about it

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

i totally cannot tell who is being lol fearmongering and who is serious itt

Kerm, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if I can find somewhere interesting to go watch the storm from. I like strong weather.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

I wish I had a porch.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

mother earth tryin to kick us off this bitch

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

lol hoos

markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

can anyone blame her for trying to wipe out DC?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

rly lookin fwd to rick warren makin implications about earthquakes followed by hurricanes hitting dc tho

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

i totally cannot tell who is being lol fearmongering and who is serious itt

― Kerm, Wednesday, August 24, 2011 5:11 PM (3 minutes ago)

your boy is worried about trees falling on his car/apartment, j0rdan is being all lol florida jaded, laurel seems to be trying to get herself killed

frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

trees aren't gonna fall on your carpartment

iatee, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno I don't think this is gonna be that bad

iatee, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

^^^remember that post, it might be fun to repost after thousands of people die

iatee, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

there's like a 1% chance that a tree or heavy tree branch falls on your car

this would have to be like cat 4 for something to fall into your apartment and do any damage

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

Wall Street under water, 20 years ahead of schedule, is fine by me

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

oh for sure, I can understand that. if it puts yours at further ease, I've lived here 42 years and have been through a double digit number of canes and am still kicking.

being in low-lying areas is usually the biggest concern (i.e. 'you don't evacuate wind, you evacuate water' etc)

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 15:02 (nine months ago) link

Looks like the cone shrunk again as of the 11 a.m. advisory. Tampa/St. Pete area looks increasingly good.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 15:13 (nine months ago) link

we are blessed in the bay area

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 29 August 2023 16:03 (nine months ago) link

My aunt (lives in Jensen Beach) is on her way to Australia, and it sounds like she got out just in time!

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 11:45 (nine months ago) link

going to be about 20-30 mph winds here all day and rain. I'll take it.

think they did a fantastic job with the forecast this go around. amazes me how accurate hurricane forecasting has gotten over the last thirty years even.

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:26 (nine months ago) link

Seconded. In Florida one becomes an amateur meteorologist, and one thing I noticed different about Idalia coverage is the emphasis on storm surge within and outside the cone. Seems like forecasters at the state and federal level learned from Ian. They even got the intensification correct, a notoriously erratic thing.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:37 (nine months ago) link

daaaamn

CHECK OUT the misty EYE of Hurricane #Idalia from just inside the inner eyewall rainbands. The winds calmed for a solid 30 seconds before returning full force from the opposite direction. pic.twitter.com/jlUsnTiJ0m

— Josh Griffith ⚡ (@JoshGriffithWX) August 30, 2023

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:42 (nine months ago) link

are y'all OK? the PBS Newshour is looking pretty scary today

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 31 August 2023 01:53 (nine months ago) link

Yeah, roll call?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 August 2023 01:56 (nine months ago) link

doing fine here in Winter Park, FL. we didn't get much other than rain and 25-30 mph winds (fortunately).

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 August 2023 02:07 (nine months ago) link

unfortunately for the folks at St Bernardus

actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 August 2023 02:47 (nine months ago) link

Also fine here, apparently I'm Neanderthal's neighbor!

Vinnie, Thursday, 31 August 2023 09:27 (nine months ago) link

you guys need to FAP immediately

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 August 2023 10:15 (nine months ago) link

Oh word, Vinnie!

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 August 2023 13:13 (nine months ago) link

I kinda get eyerolly at Floridian friends of mine who have lived here for decades, see a massive hurricane that is ten days away from any landfall and currently not projected to impact us, and immediately start yelling OMG BUCKLE UP FLORIDIANS, WE'RE FUCKED. And yet...Lee is here and friends of mine are already msging me, bugging out

Like when a hurricane actually arrives here, you'll be stressed enough, which I know from experience. Why do you want to feel that same terror prior, no good horror films in theaters?

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 September 2023 21:47 (nine months ago) link

I just got in from talking to one of my next door neighbors. She's panicing, too.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 7 September 2023 22:42 (nine months ago) link


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