The ironically named Irene...
― Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
oh yeah.
― Zingling Baby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
I dont want a hurriance in Maine. I already have no roof
― Earthquake in my vagina (Latham Green), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
Just slow down and there won't be any hurriance.
― Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
I think I have astraphobia
― The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
hooooooo boy
this shit is gonna hit me pretty much dead on...kinda freaking out
― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
So... like... real talk... should we be trying to find a reason to get the f outta Brooklyn this weekend or no?
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
Only if you're concerned about spending 1-2 days inside while it rains outside? Is it really going to be any more serious than that? Haven't read up on the whole news/fear-mongering campaign yet.
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
I'll be fine as long as the power is on.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
I'm happy to spend up to 7 days inside while it rains! Just wonder if I'm underestimating things. Apparently my block is in a C-Zone on the NYC hurricane evacuation scale, whatever the hell that means. West Side Highway is a Zone A so I guess C is not too bad...
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
Oh hmm I see, that's mostly about storm surge flooding. I live like 5 miles inland so I am in no zone at all. I would def recommend getting things out of your basement, I guess? Or raising them up. I feel like basements could flood, because that is what basements do.
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
laurel i'm not sure you know what "fear-mongering" means
anyway yeah from the looks of things it seems like NYC is gonna get hit with irene as a cat 1 - some pretty legit flooding, widespread loss of power, not sure what kind of wind damage would occur in a city liket that. my apartment in connecticut is surrounded by trees so i may go into campus for a couple days if that's what they recommend
― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
Cat 1 is the tamest out of 5 right?
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
yes, put an extra case of beer in the fridge just to be safe.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link
yeah
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link
1 bottle Stoli Vanil
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
they're saying there's like a 30% chance this could reach category 5 which is nuts but it won't be that strong when it gets to new england. cat 5 is like, devastates everything in its path
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
if californians got to make fun of nyers and washingtonians for freaking out over a 2 second earthquake, do floridians get to make fun of the same ppl for freaking out over this hurricane?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
btw if you live further north than DC i wouldn't worry about this thing, by the time it reaches ny it should prob be just a very bad thunderstorm
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe I'm not taking this storm thing seriously enough? But I'm assuming p much it will be windy and rainy. Your basement might flood (or your apartment, if it's in a basement). Other than these things, don't plan any picnics or bike rides? I don't get any tv reception or watch news so I'm just assuming they're talking about how Tropical Storm Irene could flatten lower Manhattan or whatever.
xxxp
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
hurricanes are pretty unpredictable and they're pretty easy to prepare for
also the higher up you are, the safer you & your things are, so if you live an apt don't freak out
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link
also don't park your car near any trees
obv. don't "freak out," but this is a serious hurricane.
i'm saying this as a floridian whose seen hurricane katrina and wilma (both of which passed through/very near coral gables, where we live) and andrew (when i lived on kendall and 142nd; not the worst-hit area, obv., but an area hit very badly).
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
Well I mean if tree branches start coming through the glass windows, there's gonna be some clean-up, obviously. But we don't have storm shutters and like everyone else, I live in a rental, so I only have what my LL provided us with.
Also I'm scheduled to perform outdoors all day Saturday for a highland games on Long Island that's supposed to be held in a semi-wooded park. Would be willing to take bets on whether this goes ahead.
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
lol sarge come on...if this hits nyc as a category 2 it's gonna be a pretty big fuckin deal
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
floridians don't get to make fun of anyone for anything iirc
― iatee, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
if you have a car and can leave it in a parking garage over the weekend, i'd make plans to do that
also if you don't have shutters you could, like, put masking tape across your windows -- or if you can get any access to plywood, that works
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, August 24, 2011 5:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
oh i'm sure we'll hear all about it
i totally cannot tell who is being lol fearmongering and who is serious itt
― Kerm, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
I wonder if I can find somewhere interesting to go watch the storm from. I like strong weather.
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
I wish I had a porch.
mother earth tryin to kick us off this bitch
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
lol hoos
― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
can anyone blame her for trying to wipe out DC?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
rly lookin fwd to rick warren makin implications about earthquakes followed by hurricanes hitting dc tho
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
― Kerm, Wednesday, August 24, 2011 5:11 PM (3 minutes ago)
your boy is worried about trees falling on his car/apartment, j0rdan is being all lol florida jaded, laurel seems to be trying to get herself killed
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
trees aren't gonna fall on your carpartment
― iatee, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link
I dunno I don't think this is gonna be that bad
^^^remember that post, it might be fun to repost after thousands of people die
― iatee, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
there's like a 1% chance that a tree or heavy tree branch falls on your car
this would have to be like cat 4 for something to fall into your apartment and do any damage
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
Wall Street under water, 20 years ahead of schedule, is fine by me
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
I'm hoping the subways flood and we can't go to work on Monday, tbh.
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
Supposedly it's not an apples-to-apples thing w/r/t how much a category (n) will do in NYC. According to the gov't:
Due to regional geography, hurricanes in New York City — though infrequent — can do more damage than hurricanes of similar strength in the southern United States.
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link
trailer parks and barely bothering to rebuild is a hedge against more frequent storms down here
― Kanye Borst (Kerm), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
Hipsturricane Irene Moves Toward Brooklyn
― Captain Lorazepam (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
Looks more like Sunday afternoon for NYC now.
This would likely make the remaining 3 days of my work week HELL, so no thanks.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 August 2011 11:16 (twelve years ago) link
i had had plans to go to citi field sunday!god does not want me to see the mets, i guessgood lookin out, god
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 August 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link
2004-2006 we lost a few days of class on this, the first week of school, thanks to goddamn hurricanes. They're ok as long as you don't lose power.
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 August 2011 11:58 (twelve years ago) link
p sure there's cannibalism, brother-on-brother murder & summary execution of looters all scheduled for city field next week, jc
― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Thursday, 25 August 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link
I'm sayin git now - GET OUT OF NYC!
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/08/hurricane-irene-poised-to-slam-new-york-city-and-beyond.html
― The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
doing fine here in Winter Park, FL. we didn't get much other than rain and 25-30 mph winds (fortunately).
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 August 2023 02:07 (nine months ago) link
unfortunately for the folks at St Bernardus
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 August 2023 02:47 (nine months ago) link
Also fine here, apparently I'm Neanderthal's neighbor!
― Vinnie, Thursday, 31 August 2023 09:27 (nine months ago) link
you guys need to FAP immediately
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 August 2023 10:15 (nine months ago) link
Oh word, Vinnie!
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 August 2023 13:13 (nine months ago) link
I kinda get eyerolly at Floridian friends of mine who have lived here for decades, see a massive hurricane that is ten days away from any landfall and currently not projected to impact us, and immediately start yelling OMG BUCKLE UP FLORIDIANS, WE'RE FUCKED. And yet...Lee is here and friends of mine are already msging me, bugging out
Like when a hurricane actually arrives here, you'll be stressed enough, which I know from experience. Why do you want to feel that same terror prior, no good horror films in theaters?
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 September 2023 21:47 (nine months ago) link
I just got in from talking to one of my next door neighbors. She's panicing, too.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 7 September 2023 22:42 (nine months ago) link