Do not vote for the billionaire, no matter how inviting it seems to dip into his financial 'expertise'
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
I'm in a Zone C hurricane evac zone in brooklyn, but right across the street it's Zone B (worse).
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
stay on your side imo
― Kanye Borst (Kerm), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
What's funny is that is also the exact dividing line for gentrification in my part of willamsburg right now (across the street = 'luxury condos')
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
there must be a hurricaine drain in the middle
― The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
i mean maybe it's no coincidence-- the reason gentrif peters out here is because this is where the 5 and 6 story tenements with tons of rent-controlled family residents begin. Maybe it's also less hurricane vulnerable because of the same mass of stocky bldgs?
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
i dunno what the actual dif between zones is but it makes sense to build upscale condos on cheaper land for wider profit margins..
― Kanye Borst (Kerm), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
Higher elevation, I would think?? All the flood zone areas are low-lying.
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
yeah that's what i'd assume.. lower = more flood prone = less valuable = better target for developers
― Kanye Borst (Kerm), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
its all a conspiracy - the rich dont want to be bothered with evacuations
― The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link
Um the problem is that the low-lying coastal areas are also "water view" material, so actually a ton of expensive high-rises/luxury converted lofts/lol yuppies kind of buildings get built on them.
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
yeah its the rich kidz who will be evacuating sooner than the dominican families per the zones, sorry if i gave the opposite impression
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
The NFIP amounts to a type of anti-environmental socialism. Scott Faber of American Rivers, a conservation organization, observed, “Prior to the 1960s, you didn’t have much development in flood-prone areas because you couldn’t find any insurer crazy enough to underwrite it. But the federal government came along and said it is okay—we are going to make it financially possible for you to live in a flood plain. The effect of this has been much more dramatic in coastal areas, where we have seen a huge boom in coastal development in the last 30 years.”5
The primary effect of federal flood insurance is that far more property is now damaged by floods than would have occurred if the insurance had not made it possible to build in flood-prone areas.The Long Island Regional Planning Board in 1989 complained that federal flood insurance “in effect encourages a cycle of repeated flood losses and policy claims.”6 And, especially in places like Long Island, the program underwrites the vacation homes of the wealthy.
Consider the experience of Topsail Island, a 26-mile island off the North Carolina coast right in the middle of “hurricane alley.” At a time when North Carolina Governor Jim Hunt was trying to discourage rebuilding on the island, FEMA came in and deluged the area with more than $100 million to rebuild private and public facilities after two hurricanes hit the island in 1996. In 1998, the island was hit by another hurricane—and FEMA rushed in to spend another $10 million to repair things. The 1998 damage was greater than it otherwise would have been because FEMA had extended the sewer system after the previous hurricane, thus opening the door to new development.7 Federal relief spending over a three-year period amounted to more than $10,000 for each permanent resident on the island.8 “The original development wasn’t sound, and now for the third time in three years, we’re going to have to come in and provide assistance. There’s very little common sense,’’ observed Kevin Moody of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.9 FEMA paid almost the entire cost of rebuilding local government buildings and infrastructure, and federal flood insurance paid the large majority of the cost of rebuilding private homes. The News and Observer in Raleigh noted that “the taxpayer-financed (FEMA) bailout [after the preceding hurricane] has reimbursed resort towns for just about any piece of public property that blew away in the storm. . . . (It) has undermined years of efforts to discourage unwise development.”10
http://www.thefreemanonline.org/featured/uncle-sams-flood-machine/
― Kanye Borst (Kerm), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
its been insanity for years but what can they do now just say "forget it"
― The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
it could be phased out but the only people who stand to benefit are "all taxpayers" and there are plenty of special interests who count on the NFIP so no that will never ever happen. The insanity will continue, and I'll keep drinking coldbeers on Topsail Island in hot tubs newer than the last hurricane.
― Kanye Borst (Kerm), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
Considering that my street in Hoboken was under a foot of water a couple weeks ago from a fairly average storm, I'm not looking forward to this.
― o. nate, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
they should end the program right this second to avoid hurricaine Irenes catgina attack!
― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
Kind of psyched about the chance to build a coracle...
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
Oh why couldn't it have been real ;_;
http://www.mediaite.com/online/wait-is-that-really-a-shark-swimming-in-a-puerto-rican-street/
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
Was thinking about buying a large plastic wash-tub or an inflatable children's pool before the stores sell out.
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
Looks like no way the Carolinas or the northeast coast will avoid a hit. Good luck, guys!
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
have fun in florida!
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
why does weather.com still only have an 80$ chance of rain on sunday if apparently I'm gonna die in a hurricane
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
%
still undecided if i'm going to camp out this weekend with my parents inland in central NJ ... or stick it out in Hoboken so close to the Hudson River (and hoping that there's enough space left in one of the municipal garages so that my car doesn't get fucked up by water or flying debris).
― Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
are your folks that bad?
― racist astronaut dog whistle (Kerm), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link
god just doesn't want you to have a car
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
haha ... no. it's more that they're not really safe from flooding either (they're about a mile from the Raritan River and their part of the state gets hit hard by flooding on a regular basis).
― Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
more accurately, they live on a hill so their house doesn't get flooded out (and they have a good sump-pump system in the basement). but when the river floods they are essentially living on an island surrounded by a moat ... which could make getting home a problem.
― Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
this shit just keeps moving farther westard, looks like my hometown of binghamton might get as much of an impact as i will at school now!
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link
we're gonna get fucking SLAMMED.
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link
hurricane party
― come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Friday, 26 August 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link
Gonna eat everything in the freezer just in case the power goes out.
Popsicles first, then the corn-dogs I'd never admit to owning, followed by 16 cups of chicken consommé, two Tupperwares of char siu pork, some haricot vert, maybe an intermission of jambalaya, a jugo with peaches and fifty-three flavors of half-eaten ice cream pints, some sancocho from god-knows-when, and a freezer-burned bag of blueberries for finale.
rip outer banks/tangier island etc
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:00 (twelve years ago) link
heh. is it wrong i'm a little excited?
― come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:00 (twelve years ago) link
fuck man i just bought a buncha groceries last weekend! alla those gonna go bad now! $_$
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link
you're in CT amirite k3vin?!?
― Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:06 (twelve years ago) link
man I was planning on going to ct if shit got bad in ny
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link
― Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Friday, August 26, 2011 12:06 AM (2 minutes ago)
correct, basically uconn campus
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:09 (twelve years ago) link
I feel like these kinda disasters are weirdly exciting to people in the modern sorta boring world cause they're so unpredictable and out of the blue and you actually see them w/ your own eyes
whereras like 100 years ago, nobody would be like "woo hurricane!!"
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:11 (twelve years ago) link
I don't even think the concept 'woo' existed 100 years ago really
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:31 (twelve years ago) link
hey did you guys see that nate silver predicts that this hurricane is going to cause TEN BILLION DOLLARS worth of damage in nyc, lol
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link
my mom called me earlier to remind me to "FILL UP YOUR BATHTUB IN CASE YOU NEED TO FLUSH YOUR TOILET"
i can't tell if this is hurricane preparedness or what
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
Have ppl started raiding suprtmarkets and stripping 'em bare of cat food and plenty ripe pineapples?
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:44 (twelve years ago) link
jesus trayce it's not like it's nuclear war
we're stealing oranges
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af231/ExquisitExamplE/Simpsons08x08-HurricaneNeddyrl14-24.jpg
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:05 (twelve years ago) link
think ill watch that episode in honor of our impending doom
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
we've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas gets in my head like once a month at least
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:07 (twelve years ago) link
"Look, I'm a surfer!"
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:11 (twelve years ago) link
> Ooh maybe that means the waves will be good at the beach on Sat afternoon.
Exactly what I'm thinking ENBB. Best time based on predictions here is Saturday early morning daybreak before winds get too heavy, mostly overhead 7 to 8 footers with occasional even larger sets. Sunday will be too windy and choppy to surf, but wow, triple-overheaders (15 ft.) on the mid-atlantic east coast, likely to be too choppy to surf. Even if it wasn't - I'm fearless, but I'm not insane; and this is way beyond my capabilities.
They're shutting down highways and evacuating beachfronts everywhere though - may not be possible to even get there.
― Lee547 (Lee626), Friday, 26 August 2011 06:31 (twelve years ago) link