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No cat I have ever had would have stood for such indignance as being stuck in a miniature sleeping bag. This always makes me wonder if I've always been around crazy cats or if people drug these poor things or what.

― dan m, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost That is my favorite EVER.

― dan m, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

My roomate kittenified.

― dan m, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Except he needs a big bowl of cereal.

― dan m, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

HA! Mine too... No, I think my favorite is Sup.

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270917403_1ae736f6c5.jpg

― KitCat, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.rit.edu/~jmw9523/lj/Overdose.jpg

― kenan, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270911970_db35fdd4ca.jpg

― KitCat, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Amanda! Dan's friend who wrote book that we publish is going to be reading it in NYC on Sunday, 3/11! Should I go? Y/N

― Laurel, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.doreenmolloy.com/kitten%20in%20the%20slipper.JPG

― Jordan, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/items/1055.jpg

― Jordan, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ha! that white cat needs to grow a goatee.

― sweet tater, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/j_bdules/Picture001-1.jpg

― JuliaA, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Cats do the darndest things!

― sweet tater, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

This is NOT directed at you guys, just saw it the other day and found it funny esp. in view of ILX...

http://www.wellingtongrey.net/miscellanea/archive/2006-12-11-cats-not-that-funny.png

Again, NOT directed at youse guys.

― dan m, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to make a "Fuck Haters" cat.

― Jordan, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.padrebergamaschi.com/Pets/images/My_Best_Friend.jpg

― dan m, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.candirandpersians.com/coke1.jpg

― KitCat, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

The Host is not playing here. :( :(

― Jordan, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I just died of cute due to cat-dog picture.

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Bye!

― KitCat, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Yeah, that one is a maximum SQUEEEEE-inducer.

― dan m, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

LOVE THE CAT DRINKING SODA!!!!

― sweet tater, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dango727.com/d_styles_and_qbert.jpg

― Jesse, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

HOT SAUCE IN THE DICKHOLE.

― Jesse, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

It's no Toonces . . .

ihttp://static.flickr.com/81/231369674_6450e795c3_m.jpg

― sweet tater, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/81/231369674_6450e795c3_m.jpg

― sweet tater, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly, looking for cat photos is exactly what i need to be doing until i realize that i am not doing any work & i should just go home & quit wasting resources. alas,

http://pinkrabbitsays.typepad.com/photos/google_images_strikes_aga/cat_eating_plant.jpg

― sweet tater, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ soda cat and hot sauce in the dickhole ("i jumped off a cliff and jacked off!")

― Jordan, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a phenomenon!
http://www.siberian-cat.net/kitten_drinking_coke.jpg

― sweet tater, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.petorphans.org/images/volunteering/photos/dog_kiss_kitten.jpg

― sweet tater, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok this has gone far enough, I don't believe that cats have the ability to suck.

― Jordan, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

(although I guess they must for nursing, which means I'm dumb, but I've never seen it happen)

― Jordan, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i imagine they're just chewing

― kenan, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

demon cat appears to be chewing, i think.

― sweet tater, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

but the other cat appears to have just finished with her manicure & is taking a long sip on her diet coke!

― sweet tater, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Bye guys, I'm going home and then I'm gonna go see me some ART.

― dan m, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

btw, you guys are right, this Field Music record is great. Prediction: I will listen to this a lot.

― kenan, Saturday, 10 March 2007 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

oooh that makes me mad. Pudding, Monster and Trouble are not like triangles! They are perfectly formed kitties aka poop with fur!
triangles don't eat crunchies!
Plus they are more football shaped (Pudding and Trouble) due to excessive crunching on crunchies. Monster is very furry but sleek - due to the fact that he KNOWS he is a small version of a panther. Spring is here - I anticipate many tiny birds to meet untimely deaths.
Triangles don't kill birds! I hate triangles!
Also, I hate that he kills birds, but it's not easy to stop it.

― Jesse, Saturday, 10 March 2007 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Attention: The dumb ass who decided to start DST 3 weeks earlier. Fuck you. You are causing a whole lot of pain for some IT departments. I'll see you in hell!

― Jeff, Saturday, 10 March 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesse -- stop that. I can't be the only one who doesn't know what the FUCK you're talking about.

I just discovered that whoever tagged my copy of "Midnight Train to Georgia" put a grocers' apostrophe in it. "Glady's Knight and the Pips." Who has an apostrophe in their name?

Our education system is doomed. DOOMED.

― kenan, Saturday, 10 March 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, I can understand if you think that some words need an apostrophe to make them plural, as in "tomato's" or "potato's". Because the "es" ending is counterintuitive, and in some cases, even optional. (Hence the name grocers' apostrophe.) But to think that all letters "s" require an apostrophe? To put an apostrophe in "Gladys"? I hope that dude's mother was names Gladys and beat him for that.

― kenan, Saturday, 10 March 2007 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan, the kitty/triangle post was copied from the "kitties are human" thread. I think it's hilariou's as a non-sequitir.

― Jesse, Saturday, 10 March 2007 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Triangles don't kill birds! I hate triangles!

I mean seriously, does this make anyone else LOL besides me?

― Jesse, Saturday, 10 March 2007 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Ken'n.

― Eazy, Saturday, 10 March 2007 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK YOU, FUCKING TRIANGLES!

― Jesse, Saturday, 10 March 2007 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270911970_db35fdd4ca.jpg

That's one ugly fucking cat. I wisht that cat were a triangle instead.

― Jesse, Saturday, 10 March 2007 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NewImages/Images/landsat_art_karman.jpg

― Jesse, Saturday, 10 March 2007 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

that is way better looking than that cat. whatever that is, it just needs to be heated and stirred with a large wooden spoon, and it will be a delicious sauce. "Blood Milk Sauce," we'll call it. It will be a huge hit among people who don't know what they're eating.

― kenan, Saturday, 10 March 2007 05:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Google searches for "blood milk sauce" turn up nothing; searches for "blood + milk" turn up only the worst sort of vegetarian horror stories; and searches for "blood + milk + sauce" turn up Iceland. We need to find to a successful synthesis of blood and milk, because I cannot believe the has never been one. I bet it was dairy-blood-licious.

― kenan, Saturday, 10 March 2007 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I think 300 made me gay. For men.

― Jordan, Saturday, 10 March 2007 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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