11. Black tee with red extra-bold all caps text
CRITICAL SASS
― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 8 October 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
Or maybe APPROACHING CRITICAL SASS
― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 8 October 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link
you do have a knack for this
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 8 October 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link
When you run printings of these, I want to know.
― michael assbender (Eric H.), Saturday, 8 October 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link
critical sass is awesomei do not know i could strike the poses requisite to wearing it tho
― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Saturday, 8 October 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
Here's a quintessential example of the kinds of t-shirt I sell at The World's Least Profitable T-Shirt Shop.
Serial Monogamy: NoJustin: Yes
Various colors/sizes
― Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 8 October 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
12.
I WANTTHE PRODIGYREALLY LOUD
― Sally Field hysterically shrieking "Gloria fucking SWANSON!!!" (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 8 January 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link
BUTCHQUEENFIRSTTIMEIN DRAG
― judith, Sunday, 8 January 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link
Xp which is of course from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL772uhwoE0
plax that one doesn't count
― Sally Field hysterically shrieking "Gloria fucking SWANSON!!!" (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 8 January 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― judith, Sunday, 8 January 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link
Thinking about it now, this portrait of Bert would make a great t shirt or, I'm thinkin, raglan sweatshirt? http://youtu.be/EHgrkYec4Ok
― scottfree, Monday, 9 January 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHgrkYec4Ok&list=FLGBwM97wq_2ewXZV8R6vjNA&index=6&feature=plpp_video
― scottfree, Monday, 9 January 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
I will also take a vinyl figure of grey monochrome Bert with no nose:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rJVtYx_cLU&feature=related
― scottfree, Monday, 9 January 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
there aren't enough sean young tshirts out there
http://i.imgur.com/LrUqv.jpg
― Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah. Ahh. (los blue jeans), Monday, 9 January 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link
13.
One of those (totally played, I know) Experimental Jetset helvetica/ampersand list shirts that says
Linda&Naomi&Christy
and maybe Cindy& Claudia& Kate too
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
Make it the models that walk in "Too Funky" in the order they walk and I'll buy it.
― dead-trius (Eric H.), Monday, 13 February 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
i've been planning to make
ENYASADE
for a while now
― judith, Monday, 13 February 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link
14.
http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/murielshirt2.jpg
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
mary hartman t-shirt, plz
― Prince Rebus (donna rouge), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
I think I might actually get my shit together and make a bunch of one of these this year. Which one?
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
I'd probably buy and wear any one of these.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
one that says: "also lisa left eye"
― tanuki, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
Just make sure they're on good quality shirts. Sick of ordering small/medium shirts with sleeves that tent out.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
Still trying to figure out how to fit all that spadgetty on one shirt, ftr.
― Eric H., Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
i will legit give you $ to make the 'auntie mame' word list shirt
― althea and (donna rouge), Thursday, 15 March 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link
i met somebody the other day who had a t-shirt that said
WHATCRISIS?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
xpost Ditto.
― Eric H., Thursday, 15 March 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
Some v quick and dirty mockups I've done:
http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/Screenshot2012-04-04at21050PM.png http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/Screenshot2012-04-04at21245PM.pnghttp://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/Screenshot2012-04-04at21538PM.png http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/Screenshot2012-04-04at21633PM.pnghttp://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/Screenshot2012-04-04at22841PM.pnghttp://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/Screenshot2012-04-04at23405PM.png
some of these I kind of hate (Futura Medium text looked better in my mind than it did in this jpg) but I think I am going to make screens of at least a few of these
― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
feedback/suggestions strongly encouraged
― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
I'd buy the second model list one the most, even if it doesn't have Emma Sjoberg's name in there. ;_;
― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
Also prefer the filled out version of Mame words to the left-justified one.
― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
omg the Ruby Keeler one
― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
the word "inferiority complex" is such a pain to deal with w/ that one
― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
critical sass is so great
― john-claude van donne (schlump), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
Where are you making these through?
― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
like in my house or something. I still have to get a silkscreening kit + photo emulsion sheets + figure out best way to get decent shirts to print them on for not tons of $$$
― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
Try ordering the list of words according to length and then justify the margins so there's a gradation effect. Might look good?
― EDB, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
You should call your company "In My House Shirts."
― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
of these six 'critical sass' is my favorite tho i'm still yearning for the mame one. contra eric i kind of like the left-justified one more
― y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
also eric's last post OTM
I love the phrase "critical sass," but I'm not a huge fan of the font choice, if i'm to be totally honest
― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
You are. The typeface itself I just picked from the limited selection I had in Illustrator; I'm definitely gonna do red on purple but I might change the face around a bit (though I do think the italics looks nice)
Mame one I want to happen so bad but I just have to figure out how to not make it look boring
― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
bullet-points?
― y'tulip, y'pea-brained earwig (donna rouge), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
except the bullets are like rubies or something idk
maybe CRITICAL SASS would be good as red print on a purple shirt
― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
15.
A really femme/queeny/sassy looking (male) Mr. Men character w the text "LITTLE MISS THING"
One of these:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Cbox.JPG
― alan is more upset (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
16. http://oi41.tinypic.com/1zmfd3s.jpg
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 4 January 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
It will come with a built-in device that plays this sound the entire time you are wearing it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG22WoZZV-Q
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 4 January 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
would wear
― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 5 January 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
BABYJANETPRIVACYCONTROL
― polski smak (clouds), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:35 (eleven years ago) link
OK, pretty much any screencap from this blog (http://sub-machinegun.blogspot.co.uk/) would be a great t-shirt
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 20 September 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link
For those unsure whether to click, they're screencaps from bizarre(ly subtitled) movies
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 20 September 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link
Could see myself wearing this
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-adfyKrmyR4I/Uf1gy6LlNHI/AAAAAAAAaXI/u79j6f9PyLw/s640/Glissements.Progressifs.Du.Plaisir.1974.DVDRip.XviD-MNAUCE.avi_snapshot_00.08.32_%5B2013.08.03_20.53.10%5D.jpg
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Friday, 20 September 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
and definitely this
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wmDS47TTIrw/Ub-HH0Ng8dI/AAAAAAAAHSY/h14ivoyWZAg/s640/Awakening+10.jpg
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Friday, 20 September 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link
Last one. I DEFINITELY want this
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--Ll7HfU-o0w/UTUko-WNrAI/AAAAAAAAG3g/YqZkuqGNESI/s640/Goke+02.jpg
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Friday, 20 September 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link
well in that case
http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/vlcsnap-2011-05-30-01h41m36s112.pnghttp://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/vlcsnap-2011-05-30-01h42m32s130.pnghttp://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/vlcsnap-2011-05-30-01h44m04s36.png
― Tetsu: The Inoue Man (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 20 September 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link
20. I think it would be funny to put "lol str8 ppl" on a shirt in comic sans
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link
it would!
― mh, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link
21. I'D RATHER BE LISTENING TO EN VOGUE, sleeveless black tee, in a v metal font
― rad het chilly poppers (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
^this shirt is in progress, sorry for no status report, ive been extremely busy
also i kind of want a shirt that says "BADUIZM" in the burzum font but i also dont want to get mistaken for wearing a burzum shirt
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/brande2_zpsb5242383.gif looks super familiar - where's it from?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link
oh that's from Hollywood Nailz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYwJFQuDdM
― rad het chilly poppers (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
PROGRESS UPDATE: i made some patches!!!
http://i.imgur.com/FltwjTmh.jpg
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link
"EDIT."
― clouds, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link
HOUSE IS WHERE THE HEART IS
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link
― clouds, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link