COWUBRANGO
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
agree that BARTSIMSON has fallen off but that early first run of 20 tweets or so is k-classic
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
I think he jumped the shark when he started posting youtubes and imgurs and tumblrs
weren't there some real good 53% ones also
― Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel
― max, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 5:09 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah def, it's like a buoy flickering in the night, or a satellite that keeps on emitting messages long after the human race has annihilated itself in nuclear holocaust
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
Should've stopped a long time ago, much like the television show The Simpsons.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
HOOS while you're conversing with the library of congress can you ask them if they'll accept COWUBRANGO
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
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― Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/L9sl3.png
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
but whats so beautiful about the ebooks network is that it wouldnt matter
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
bartsimson_real fell off pretty hard once it started going into storylines but the first couple dozen are as dayo says k-classic
@dril wint pokemon/? who needs pokemon when you have Bosnian Genocide. rewteet this if your a 90s kid
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
@drilwint@DennysGrandSlam thank you for one of ur waiters referring to my T-Girl freind as "one of them gender people". taking my business elsewhere29 Oct via webFavorite Retweet Reply
DennysGrandSlam Denny's by dril@ @dril Hey there, We just saw this alarming tweet. Please DM us the details. Thank you.1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
awesome
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
totally remembering a Denny's commercial that aired once with a black actor saying some stuff and the message was essentially "Denny's: we no longer discriminate against black people"
― whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://f.e-library.net/covers/19009.jpg
― PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
lol silby are you talking about when they got THE JEFFERSONS to be in a commercial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZatrSDeNKg
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
no but that's amazing
― whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link
dril and the rest of the SA tweeters love to fuck w/ corporations on twitter
― max, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
may I recommend this fine, SA forums-related (but not too closely) - http://twitter.com/#!/J_Chastain less abstract / more popculture referencing than others mentioned here, but still really good (also - love his comics to death)
― V79, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:22 (twelve years ago) link
i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
i do follow that dude already tho
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link
why do the pancakes at dennys have a tumour attached?
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:50 (twelve years ago) link
I love that Sherman Hemsley is proposing eating a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast three meals a day for an entire summer
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:54 (twelve years ago) link
feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
hors(e_e)books
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 10:16 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark
is zizek_ebooks real?
― Picnicant, Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
@casualmalexlfanCasual Male XL FanSir, we r gonna need to see ur Taco. *cops carefully inspect taco & discover relish* Sir, have u been drinking? R u aware this is a Hot dog?2 hours ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
via @dogboner
https://p.twimg.com/AdsuqzHCQAAt3mE.png
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
that shit just now cracked me the fuck up fyi
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity
also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/09/downfall-of-horseebooks.html
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link
mobutu sese seko otm
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:12 (twelve years ago) link
yeah I guess! there were two people I follow talking to each other about how "thom took over horse_ebooks" not like "what's happened to it" but "lol our friend got it"
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
*shrugs* i mean if a guy is praying to allah five times a day but doesnt believe in god is he a muslim?
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link
http://oi39.tinypic.com/dsh9g.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link
aerosmith otm
― goole, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link
fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness
self-publish that shit on the kindle store for $1.99 and I will buy it
― whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
I don't even have a kindle
i hope u make it available in portable document format
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
i am going to live tweet it
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
max_ebooks
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:02 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CUL4-zRy4M
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:04 (twelve years ago) link
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― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark
nanowrimo openers
― Picnicant, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link
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― max, Monday, November 7, 2011 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
well the quotes have been more poignant and weird but you can sense some meaning behind them, compare it with guitar_ebooks or any of the other noncompromised e_books I promise you SOMETHING IS GOING ON
I'm glad somebody out there believes me!
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link
can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded