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*strikes comedy gong*

buzza, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

I was going to say that the Asian stereotype in ROTN wasn't nearly as bad as Sixteen Candles and then I remembered "Hair pie?" so uh never mind

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

lol I thought Dayo was still talking about 40 Days 40 Nights. It was very confusing.

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

"Who are all these nerds strongly identifying with Josh Hartnett?!"

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

NERRRRDDD
http://www.peoplequiz.com/images/bios/Josh_Hartnett.jpg-7481.jpg

Number None, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

"uh they make it pretty clear that he's from China xp"

there's an interview with gedde where he explains the donger's accent is korean.

also, ferris bueller and breakfast club feel more racist than sixteen candles, in tone anyway.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

gedde was almost 30 yrs old when sixteen candles was released~

omar little, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

it's true, asians do look 'young' *minces proudly*

bob loblaw people (dayo), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

what was so racist about the breakfast club

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

breakfast club was racist against goth chicks

omar little, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

and nerds

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

Breakfast Club is probably the least racist of Hughes' peak period work imho

locally sourced stabbage (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

evidently the name is based on nature?

Some ducks grow phalluses as long as their entire body. In the fall, the genitalia will disappear, only to reappear next spring.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/30/science/01duck.html?pagewanted=all

bomb.gif (dan m), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

It's funny that the rape scene in ROTN has been brought up, but 16 Candles has one too -- Jake Ryan passes off his drunk girlfriend to Anthony Michael Hall to have his way with.

I am horrified by how much I liked this movie when I was younger, because there is so much wrong with it.

Nicole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Hall does not actually rape her tho iirc

locally sourced stabbage (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah its strange to watch those and think "wow, you probably couldn't pass that off in a movie today" but there are some shows like Family Guy and 2 Broke Girls that are arguably even worse

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

I tried to watch 2 Broke Girls last night; I made it 5 minutes

I ended up changing the channel to a Family Guy marathon

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

x-posts - Well, they sleep together and she has no memory of it (whereas I'm p sure he was supposedly sober) so going by most definitions that would definitely count although I never really thought of it as such but I haven't seen this is a very long time either.

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

while ROTN implies that it's okay to rape someone as long as you're good at it

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

how can one be good at rape?

omar little, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

Not getting caught?

Nicole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

by giving her good sex, i guess

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

._.

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

that is certainly...one way of looking at it

omar little, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

omg

iatee, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

well, truthfully I don't think the writers or producers thought it as rape, I mean she willingly did it with the guy in the gorilla suit, whoever that guy may be

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

Well, they sleep together and she has no memory of it (whereas I'm p sure he was supposedly sober) so going by most definitions that would definitely count although I never really thought of it as such but I haven't seen this is a very long time either.

entirely possible I'm forgetting something, mostly I just remember Hall trying to get her in the car etc

locally sourced stabbage (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

the ROTN situation was rape, but not in the violent attacking manner normally associated with the word; dude deceived her into thinking he was her (much larger) boyfriend and revealed himself afterward and she was like "zomg it's you! you are awesome at sex, let's date"

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I never understood that scene, either she's one of the least perceptive people in the history of the world or she knew all along, that tramp

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

oh way xp upthread about the precinct 13 thing, yeah, it's been a long time since i've seen it (i had the same thought then, too though) so i only remembered "inner city", but imo this doesn't actually free it from racist connotation -- "inner city" codes as black and the fear of one may as well be a fear of the other in a modern context (not sure if the 70s was that much different tho). it is possible to have a black protagonist and white bad guys and still perpetuate stereotypes that go along with/parallel racist paranoia.

Bruce K. Tedesco (zachlyon), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah its strange to watch those and think "wow, you probably couldn't pass that off in a movie today" but there are some shows like Family Guy and 2 Broke Girls that are arguably even worse

― frogbs, Tuesday, January 10, 2012 3:09 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

observe and report

Bruce K. Tedesco (zachlyon), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

40 yo virgin, except carrell gets puked on before he has a chance

Bruce K. Tedesco (zachlyon), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

entirely possible I'm forgetting something, mostly I just remember Hall trying to get her in the car etc

― locally sourced stabbage (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, January 10, 2012 3:18 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, you are but I think I was too because iirc in the morning he asks her if they did it so maybe he was drunk too? Anyway she says she thinks so and then he asks if he was any good to which she responds the same. I think.

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

Well, they sleep together and she has no memory of it (whereas I'm p sure he was supposedly sober) so going by most definitions that would definitely count although I never really thought of it as such but I haven't seen this is a very long time either.

They have sex, but she had by that point gotten him drunk too, so he doesn't remember it. (Irony!) He asks her something like "Was I good?" and she says "I think so."

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

haha xp

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

It's like Eyes Wide Shut, but with a gorilla suit.

Cheap desert locations (Eazy), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

lol, yeah

It's all coming back to me now. "Now we're both on the pill!"

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

x-post

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

40 yo virgin, except carrell gets puked on before he has a chance

i hated those scenes, completely ruined the movie - "oh no, he's only a virgin due to a series of untimely comic mishaps"

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

you're also allowed to dislike it because of the whole rape thing fyi

Bruce K. Tedesco (zachlyon), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, you are but I think I was too because iirc in the morning he asks her if they did it so maybe he was drunk too? Anyway she says she thinks so and then he asks if he was any good to which she responds the same. I think.

I think I remember that's how it went down. The thing that gets me is Jake basically said "Lol have fun doing whatever you want to my passed out girlfriend!" which in the movie was supposed to be okay because she was a bitch.

Nicole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

well yeah the setup itself is insanely mysognystic. but it's okay cuz Jake is so DREAMY

locally sourced stabbage (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, he totally did which is completely fucked up but something I never really noticed the 3000 times I watched this when I was younger. Messed up.

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

TBF Michael Schoeffling was incredibly handsome.

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

Which is, of course, not to say it was OK just that it's a shame that he only ever made like 3 movies.

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

Mr. Wang from Caddyshack: a relatively benign racist caricature?

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5035/mrwangr.jpg

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/6002/boatdude.jpg

^ compared to this dude, at least.

hooked on ebonics (Pillbox), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

I watched stupid Vision Quest just for him and the Madonna song, I didn't really notice the fucked up things his character did in 16 candles until much later. xp

Nicole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

does Wang even get any lines in Caddyshack?

locally sourced stabbage (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

x-post -

I just saw that on IMDB! I watched Vision Quest for Matthew Modine (<3 <3) and the awesome training montages. I don't even remember MS being in it!

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

But MS is definitely the reason I have seen Mermaids more than any one person ever should although I think maybe Mermaids was actually an OK movie? Again that's another that I haven't seen in at least 10 years so I could be wrong.

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link


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