eh cain had the same angry bird trajectory as every other crazy candidate. I think his numbers woulda been similar without his scandals.
― iatee, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
FORTYFUCKINGFIVEMILLION DOLLARS A YEAR
just had to get that out
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
lol "is Mitt Romney an anchor baby?"
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
"13 percent" is the figure that most delights me.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
Ugh--that Sullivan excerpt above is awful. The one thing I remember about Bush's SOTU four years ago was how inconsequential it seemed in the middle of Obama/Hillary: "Hey, everyone, remember me?" I realize that what's going on on the Republican side this year is not...qualitatively equal to Obama/Hillary, but it has commanded the headlines almost as much--and Obama, similarly is automatically edged out of the picture, and is therefore (I believe) similarly diminished. (Especially as he'll invariably be proposing stuff that will go nowhere.)
― clemenza, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
Yes, but Bush = the lamest of ducks at that point.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
True--obvious difference there.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
Jennifer Rubin exhibits the 'stopped clock' principle. It's actually as cogent a summary of why Newt is a ridiculous choice as any other from the right.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link
Gingrich's "anti-media" angle is pretty shrewdly constructed to insulate him from any and all scandals/attacks - but it's a misdirection tactic that will only work for the rabid GOP base
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
the question is what % of primary voters are 'rabid GOP base'
― iatee, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
He's so full of it, though. He goes after the reporter who asks him about his recidivist adultery saying that the 'liberal media' are degrading society (thereby shitting on the a free press with all the gusto that he shits on an independent judiciary) when such tough questions have been happening since the election of 1800 ffs. Then he turns around and insists that a debate which should elucidate should turn into a free-for-all whooping session so he can win not through reason but through emotion. If that's not degrading the tenor of our political discourse, I'm not sure what is. It's crypto-fascist demogoguery and he never fails to stun me with his utter contempt for Americans and for his mind-bogglingly wrong reading of American and republican values.
― After all, I grew up masturbating at my parents' house (Michael White), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
John Dickerson: "Romney has clearly cracked the seal on the Destroy Newt briefing book. Gingrich is running as a Washington outsider. Romney called B.S. (Or as he says it: Golly No!)"
― clemenza, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
the media is terrified that the audience is going to side with the candidates against the media, which is what they’ve done in every debate
Luckily being 'against the media' doesn't preclude constantly appearing in televised debates & talk shows.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
Kinda love the fact that Warren Buffet's secretary is attending the SOTU and sitting next to Michele Obama. Obv. the fact that she pays a higher tax rate than her boss is going to figure prominently in the speech.
― o. nate, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
that was my first thought too
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
GINGRICH: "When I was speaker, we had four consecutive balanced budgets."
THE FACTS: Actually, two.
The four straight years of budget surpluses were 1998 through 2001. Gingrich left Congress in 1999, so he only had a hand in surpluses for his last two years. The budget ran deficits for his first two years as speaker.
The highest surplus of that four-year string came in budget year 2000, after Gingrich was out of office.
Overall, the national debt went up during the four years Gingrich was speaker. In January 1995, when he assumed the leadership position, the gross national debt was $4.8 trillion. When he left four years later, it was $5.6 trillion, an increase of $800 billion.
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
a little early for this but worth noting
http://plainblogaboutpolitics.blogspot.com/2012/01/deadlocked-not-brokered-is-kind-of.html
― iatee, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/photo-exclusive-when-george-romney-met-saul-alins
lol
― max, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
Pobrecito.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
So maybe we ought to all find someone who we all kind of like instead of heading to Tampa in August all licking wounds and pretending to rally to the man the voters chose between the evils of two real lessers.
maybe, just maybe, there's a reason this "someone" has not appeared yet...
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link
I am a firm believer that primaries make stronger candidates. But at some point you just have to stand back, take a sip of bourbon, and sigh “Damn” under your breath as you behold the carnage being wrought within the Republican Party.
he gets it!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
Newt Will Winggross56 (Diary) Tuesday, January 24th at 5:38PM EST (link)
This isn’t that complicated. Newt will defeat President Obama this November because Newt’s economic policies are smart, his reforms are what people agree with & his energy plans are precisely what people are looking for.
These are 70-30 issues in a nation that’s 2:1 conservative to liberal. What’s difficult about that?
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
xpost -- He won't really get it until he's posting drunk all the time.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:50 (twelve years ago) link
haha goole I almost posted that thing
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link
Feel the inspiration:
"Now, the banks aren't bad people. They're just overwhelmed right now," Romney said. "They're overwhelmed with a lot of things. One is a lot of homes coming in, that are in foreclosure or in trouble, and the other is with a massive new pile of regulations."
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
Nate Silver currently gives Newt a 75% chance of winning FL, fwiw. The rapid sloshing around in poll numbers continues to be breathtaking.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
when is the FL vote?
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
Jan 31, a week from today.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
what's amazing to me is that the GOP hasn't marginalized itself into irrelevance. i feel like any sane person witnessing this spectacle would conclude that this is its destiny.
but no matter how uninspiring the candidates may get, the 2-party system has this country on lock.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
give it time
― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
Now, the banks aren't bad people
lol he is so fucked.
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
the 2-party system has this country on lock.
Incontrovertible
― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
I won't debate unless the crowd gets to whoop and cheer--excellent strategic move, Newt. The general perception of me is that I'm a megalomaniac, so I'll knock that down by hanging a flashing neon "Megalomaniac" sign around my neck.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
man if Newt wins Florida... what's after Florida?
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
David Frum explodes.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link
February 4, 2012 Nevada (caucus) February 4–11, 2012 Maine (caucus) February 7, 2012 Colorado (caucus)Minnesota (caucus)Missouri (primary) – *See note below on Missouri February 28, 2012 Arizona (primary)Michigan (primary) March 3, 2012 Washington (caucus) March 6, 2012(Super Tuesday) Alaska (caucus)Georgia (primary)Idaho (caucus)Massachusetts (primary)North Dakota (caucus)Ohio (primary)Oklahoma (primary)Tennessee (primary)Vermont (primary)Virginia (primary)
― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
we strand them on guam in hurricane season.
xpost
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
man Nevada's been destroyed by the Housing crisis and Newt is way better with the race-baiting than Mitt, can see him taking that too... Maine, eh that's probably Romney's... CO I have no idea... shit this could easily go all the way to super tuesday.
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link
dude FLORIDA's been destroyed by the Housing Crisis.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link
the GOP might get destroyed by The Newt Crisis.
I know Florida's had it bad with the housing too, iirc Nevada has had it the worst, statistically speaking
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link
highest foreclosure rate in the country etc
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link
arizona too no?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
new (well pre-new hampshire) newt article at nyrb (not didion sorry) http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2012/feb/09/republican-nightmare/
― caek, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
linkee linkee linkee day.
Found this link thru Slacktivist, about the weird shifts going on in American evangelical conservative circles that had a bit that rang true and seemed really appropriate to our conversation:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/rogereolson/2012/01/neo-fundamentalism-excellent-but-somewhat-lengthy-essay/
Some conservative evangelicals are reacting to the contemporary influences of postmodernity in much the same way that the original fundamentalists did towards the influences of modernity a century ago — namely through hostility towards the broader culture, retrenchment around certain theological doctrines, and conflict with, or separatism from others within a more broadly defined evangelicalism.… The driving force behind neo-fundamentalism, as with historic fundamentalism, is a “remnant mentality.” Neo-fundamentalists believe they alone are remaining true to the fullness of the gospel and orthodox faith while the rest of the evangelical church is in grave, near-apocalyptic danger of theological drift, moral laxity, and compromise with a postmodern culture – a culture which they see as being characterized by a skepticism towards Enlightenment conceptions of “absolute truth,” a pluralistic blending of diverse beliefs, values, and cultures, and a suspicion of hierarchies and traditional sources of authority. Because of this hostility toward postmodern ways of thinking, neo-fundamentalists have little tolerance for diversity of opinions among evangelicals on any issues they perceive as essential doctrines – which are most of them – as opposed to the broader evangelical movement which historically has allowed for a much wider range of disagreement on disputable matters. Neo-fundamentalists thus respond to the challenges of a postmodern culture by narrowing the boundaries of what they consider genuinely evangelical and orthodox Christianity, and rejecting those who maintain a more open stance.
… The driving force behind neo-fundamentalism, as with historic fundamentalism, is a “remnant mentality.” Neo-fundamentalists believe they alone are remaining true to the fullness of the gospel and orthodox faith while the rest of the evangelical church is in grave, near-apocalyptic danger of theological drift, moral laxity, and compromise with a postmodern culture – a culture which they see as being characterized by a skepticism towards Enlightenment conceptions of “absolute truth,” a pluralistic blending of diverse beliefs, values, and cultures, and a suspicion of hierarchies and traditional sources of authority. Because of this hostility toward postmodern ways of thinking, neo-fundamentalists have little tolerance for diversity of opinions among evangelicals on any issues they perceive as essential doctrines – which are most of them – as opposed to the broader evangelical movement which historically has allowed for a much wider range of disagreement on disputable matters. Neo-fundamentalists thus respond to the challenges of a postmodern culture by narrowing the boundaries of what they consider genuinely evangelical and orthodox Christianity, and rejecting those who maintain a more open stance.
It connects back to the point mentioned upthread that no tolerable GOP candidate could emerge b/c the current GOP primary base has been whittled down by the last 10-11 years to only the most resentful, clueless, angry, aged, etc. You have a lot of reactionary ideologues spurting forth a froth of anger and psychological issues manifested as politics.
There's a fucked-up emotional psychodrama going on that can't be reasoned with since it ain't coming from the reasoned part of people's brains.
In other words, all the sane people left. Huntsman stayed in far longer than one would have expected, even.
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link
I think Newt would have to be the favorite if he actually won Florida. That would be the kind of devastating result that I don't think Romney has the political skill to handle.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
nevada = mormons
― iatee, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
lots and lots of mormonshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada_Republican_caucuses,_2008
― iatee, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
Don't worry about Nevada. Fredo's been sent out there to take care of things, and the Molinari Family on the Coast has guaranteed his safety. Newt's got that one locked up.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link
As an outsider, can anyone tell me what any of these candidates stand for, other than winning the nomination?
― Lava lamp, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link