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the laugh track is

fucking hell

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 23 February 2012 05:33 (twelve years ago) link

that is a beautiful piece of free verse. i am not kidding.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 23 February 2012 05:36 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/03/15/french_tennis_pro_michael_llodra_ap.php

rench tennis player Michaël Llodra (ranked No. 41 in the world) recently pulled off a Vincent Chin-esque double-whammy of racial insensitivity, after he reportedly screamed "Fucking Chinese!" at a Korean-American woman in attendance during his first round match against Ernests Gulbis at the BNP Paribas Open in Indian Wells, California. He has since taken to his website to apologize in a classically non-apologetic fashion, by qualifying that he is not a racist, and that he lost his temper because the Indian Wells court being uncooperative, and also because tournament organizers scheduled his matches poorly.

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

Vincent Chin-esque? Hmmm.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Vincent_Chin

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:31 (twelve years ago) link

the reference is to the fact that the people who killed vincent chin thought he was japanese (the murderers were detroit auto workers)

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

I know the case, but it seemed strange that the writer would think screaming a racial epithet is similar to what happened to Vincent Chin.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

well here the opposing tennis player was korean american

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

You mean the woman in the audience (Gulbis is Latvian)

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago) link

haha yeah, that kind of makes it worse

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

random yelling at audience members is... random

mh, Thursday, 15 March 2012 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

insightful observation

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

tennis matches are kind of surreal that way; you have to be quiet, but they're all fired up and ready to yell obscenities at the line judge (or random audience members, whatever)

frogbs, Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

The most cringeworthy thing about the Colbert Report is when he slips into his 'self-consciously' racist Chinese bit. The joke is that he's being overly racist! Isn't that funny!?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 15 March 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

For that matter, pretty much any and all self-consiously ott racism really gets on my nerves. It's lazy, it's not funny, and it's only not-racism in a very specific context.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 15 March 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

tbf Colbert's entire act is that he's being self-consciously conservative and his humor in-character is... oh god too much meta

mh, Thursday, 15 March 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah but when he brings the Chinese joke guy up, it's just turning up the tasteless level to 11.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

I've never witnessed this (stop watching Colbert regularly some time ago) but one thing that has always REAAAALLLY pissed me off about the Daily Show was its constant "lol furriners" schtick (eg, "here's a clip of something weird going on in another country! Listen to me make silly jokes about how strange they are in the voiceover!" Awful).

agreed on all counts

mh, Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

It bothered me when David Letterman used to do that (foreigners who don't speak English well and fat people = comedy gold), but he seems to have stopped quite a while ago. I wonder if it's because he got too many complaints, got mature, or realized that his life has become joke fodder too.

nickn, Thursday, 15 March 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure it's a sign of the times more than anything

mh, Thursday, 15 March 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

I am very relieved to find out that Michael Llodra does not have a racist penis

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Smq59.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 15 March 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rCa4C.gif

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

is it racist that ILX has a separate racism thread just for asian racism?

flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

please explain?

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

this thread has turned into a dumping ground for racist stuff we see in the media, just like the other thread has turned into a dumping ground for racist stuff we see in the media... it's the same thread

flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

I thought I was precluded from talking about explicitly racist stuff in the other thread by thread police, i.e. you, and you haven't started a general 'this is racist' thread, so

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

oic

flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

also, why did you start a separate jeremy lin thread?

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

i was interested in how something like that happened from a journalism/editor standpoint and people took the thread and ran w/ it?

flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

maybe we should start a new board just for racism discussions

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

any place where i dont have to look at movie polls

flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

grady: i love racism. noted.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

also - idk - when the jeremy lin stuff was happening DJP said that he felt racism against black people was being overlooked - and maybe I just feel more comfortable discussing this stuff in a thread devoted to it

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

Oh dude that's not at all what I meant when I said that! I was noting the weird sensation of seeing a situation where American racism seemed to behave like a constrained resource; it literally felt like there was a reservoir out of which racism was being doled and stuff that used to be spread mostly around Obama suddenly focused very heavily and intently on Jeremy Lin for like two weeks.

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

I wanna jokingly be all "NOW who's the racist?!" but the answer is still frogbs

flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

hah okay DJP sorry for misudnerstanding you

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

anyway whiney the answer is I would prefer to talk about this stuff and how it affects me itt, if that's okay with you

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

I said "oic" like 20 posts ago dogg

flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

alright dude, but thanks for butting in with your opinion anyway

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

It wasn't a real opinion, but continue to be outraged by it

flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't mean to hijack yer thread, carry on :(

flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

it's cool brah

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PqyfD.gif

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

omg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 March 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

*gong noise*

mh, Friday, 16 March 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder if llodra can make love with a korean girl

dylannn, Friday, 16 March 2012 08:32 (twelve years ago) link


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