ha theres a terrible idea in nearly every paragraph
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
Placenta Lady has bestsellers titled Body Drama and Diet Drama. Can we block Sarah Jessica Parker from buying the rights?
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
On a recent Tuesday morning in the General Motors Technical Center, which was designed by Eero Saarinen, a couple of car executives huddled around a “persona board” in the color and trim laboratory. They studied a collage loaded with images of hip products like headphones created by Dr. Dre, a tablet computer and a chunky watch. The board inspired new Chevrolet colors, like “techno pink,” “lemonade” and “denim,” aimed at “a 23-year-old who shops at H&M and Target and listens to Wale with Beats headphones,” said Rebecca Waldmeir, a color and trim designer for Chevrolet.
how do you not just die right there
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
"Dear God, I so miss California. In parts of Flori-duh they eat the baby and raise the placenta."
― nickn, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link
also I don't think that person is buying him/herself a new car?
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
If you painted a car "denim" I think it would just curl up into a tiny car-ball and slink away in shame.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
wau
http://vimeo.com/38118512
― ralphs vons williams (get bent), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
I'll only eat factory farm placenta.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
ed hardy "techno pink" watch:
http://zales.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pZALE1-11679695t400.jpg
― ralphs vons williams (get bent), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/88/240566140_8c66cce9ff.jpg
― nickn, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
you can check out all these innovative new colors here. "techno pink," in this case, means "basically off-white."
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
the "jalapeno" color is not very jalapeno-colored
― ralphs vons williams (get bent), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
'salsa red'
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
where's mole black?
― ralphs vons williams (get bent), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
thank you, quiddities thread, for this feast of bullshit.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
U WANT CAR W/ATTITUDE U WANT BEATS BY DRE THIS CAR HAS FLARED NOSTRILS
http://i.imgur.com/Pm9Jq.png
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
ITS LIKE PRIUS ON DRUGS FU MOM N DAD
if you're dropping racks on preschool you should be repeatedly punched in the face. i think this is just completely obvious.
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
ha u can change the background based on yr aspirational city of choice
http://i.imgur.com/tQr8D.png
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
boston is so trendy right now, tho
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
i call that color boston white people white
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
Spark keeps your personal style in mind with a plethora of available colors ranging from fun to funky.
― 1staethyr, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304692804577283603066110944.html?mod=WSJ_hps_RIGHTTopCarousel_1
― s.clover, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
fun to funky
we know major tom's a junkie
― ralphs vons williams (get bent), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/162/veda-partalo-cadillac
"It took us a while to get to this," Partalo says. "I needed to know what makes a man choose Cadillac over BMW or Lexus. So I traveled to nice restaurants around Chicago, Detroit, L.A., and New York. I interviewed the valets, those pimply 18-year-olds. What makes car owners different? They dress and tip the same. It's in how they react when the valet scratches their car. I heard consistent stories: Lexus owners don't say anything and immediately call the police and insurance company. BMW owners scream at him--'I'll have your job!' That sort of thing. But Cadillac owners pat him on the back, say, 'It's gonna be all right, kid; we'll figure it out,' and then tip him anyway and drive off."
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
Is the Cadillac driver HIS GRANDPA?
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/cadillac-veda.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
that sorta has a snorg girl vibe to it
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
she says, her pumpkin-colored hair falling in waves around the Recaro bucket seat, a hand-stitched blend of black leather and saffron faux suede.
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ great post
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
Surprise! The ad agency we're paying told us that our customers are great and our competitors' customers are assholes!
― I DIED, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
kind of feel like I'm contributing to the quiddities culture just by reading Fast Company in B&N
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
i can read body language, let me tell u what she's saying: "kinda fun and funky, you know, and like... just, like, cool?"
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
i must admit i kind of admire this attractive immigrants ability to con desperate american corporate types
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
haha wow that WSJ article upthread
Some consulting companies boast flashy websites, with media clips of their founders and toll-free numbers. "I Helped 100's During My 10 Years on the Inside…1998 To 2007," says the website of Larry Levine, the burly founder of Wall Street Prison Consultants, which includes videos of him wearing sunglasses indoors. "Now I Can Help You, Too!"
― 1staethyr, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
"Slow up a little," Partalo says. "Dealership's just up here on the right." It's about yellow Brembo brakes that look really cool when contrasted with shiny black rims.
Sales are up 36% since Fallon took over.
lol I wonder if anything else has happened since 2009 that might concern the american auto industry, no it was prob all partalo
― iatee, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
she became a marketing major after flunking out of comp lit -- sounds like most college students!
― ralphs vons williams (get bent), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
i'm surprised she didn't major in "communications"!
http://culture.wnyc.org/articles/features/2011/aug/10/israeli-boycott/
Wasn't there a livetweeting of a park slope food co-op board meeting somewhere in this thread? Feel like this story and the comments on it make a nice follow-up.
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
i don't get that fast company article. it turns into an ad at the end. was that intentional? is that just how people write now? don't get it!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link
fast company is a magazine for people who believe in the fundamental awesomeness of advertising
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link
written by people who are one linkedin roulette spin away from jumping ship to ogilvy & mather i guess
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
my friend works at fallon, i wonder if he knows her hmmmmm
― catbus otm (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
haha srsly
― Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
Mike Elk @MikeElk Reply Retweet Favorite · OpenPark Sloop Food Co-op Votes Down Israel Boycott RT @irincarmon: Yes 653. No: 1005.
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link
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otm
i have 9 issues left in my godforsaken years' subscription
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
some of their web shit is cool/interesting! then the magazine came in the mail and i was like "what part is the magazine!!!"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
because the whole magazine looks like ads!!
I normally hate those "special advertising section" things in magazines -- you know, multiple page spreads with "articles" that are just ads for something -- but I have to say that having a tourism one for a city I'm going to be in in a couple months was ok.
btw their whole magazine doesn't look like ads, at least not compared to Wired or somesuch!
― mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:42 (twelve years ago) link