you did a straight up "Well, A then B, and B then C, so it stands to reason that since A then C"
modus pwnens
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
yah
― mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
do herbivores eat their placentas?
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link
please centa, don't birth em
― dayo, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
putting the plant back into placenta
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
I had a dinner table conversation with my parents about this article yesterday (lol) and my mom said she never saw a cow eat one in all of her farm kid years.
― mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
but did she eat one?
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link
"Placenta: You Can't Eat Just One!"
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:07 (twelve years ago) link
I really need to stop reading this thread while eating
― dayo, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:07 (twelve years ago) link
eating a placenta, that is! yum!
― dayo, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:08 (twelve years ago) link
could get messy
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:12 (twelve years ago) link
make sure you use a placenta matt for the plate
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
over the placenta table
I just realized, we could revolutionize competitive eating by introducing a placenta division
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
Competitive Eating Category: Placentas Dipped Into Jars of Mayonnaise
― dayo, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
dayo I misread that as "I really need to stop eating this thread while reading"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
I regret eating the "I Regret Eating My Placenta" thread
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
tbh i feel that 'placenta' is too clinical a name for it, i prefer the vivid imagery supplied by the traditional term, 'afterbirth'
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPKigfGYwKE&feature=related
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
OK I don't even want know know what that's about.
Wonder what you all would make of Lotus Biths: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_birth.
While I can understand wanting a natural third stage labor (delivery of the placenta) hanging around with it for a couple days for auric reasons is just level of hogwash I can't get on board with. The whole reason I'm maybe willing to understand why some women would eat the placenta is because there *might* be health benefits. I don't really get the "spiritual" or symbolic placenta-related stuff at all. I remember reading a story a couple years ago about a lady who made her placenta a bag. It had pictures. Will try to locate.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
jacob mentioned Lotus births upthread. I felt a little more okay with it than with eating the placenta. though my mind started to wander and I started to think about half-assed lazy people doing lotus and maybe not taking care to not make the placenta get smelly and that could just get really awful really quickly
both options seem kinda, I dunno, fraught with the possiblity of your meaningful amazing experience just being kinda gross and weird.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
Air is allowed to circulate around the placenta to dry it, and to avoid its becoming malodorous. Sea salt is often applied to the placenta to help dry it out. Sometimes essential oils, such as lavender, or powdered herbs, such as goldenseal or neem, are also applied to encourage drying, to help to neutralize the smell of decomposition.
this is vile, wtf
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
what happens if you go the lotus birth route but the umbilical cord never detaches, and then the kid is like seven or eight years old walking around with a dessicated placenta in a fanny pack
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
severing the umbilicus with your own goddamn teeth seems a lot more 'natural' then leaving your baby connected to decomposing birth meat for days i mean
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
than*
I was freaked out by reading that you swaddle the baby with the placenta!
― JacobSanders, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
pigs in blankets lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
placenta jerky
― dayo, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
Wonder what you all would make of Lotus Biths
Haha, I saw this typo and in true Star Wars Nerd fashion thought
http://images.wikia.com/aliens/images/7/77/Bith.jpg
?
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
I believe that the umbilical cord naturally clamps soon after birth so there's really no need for it to be left attached as far as I can tell. I guess it's meant to be a more gentle to let it detach itself but idk. I just can't imagine sitting around FOR UP TO 12 DAYS with a placenta sitting next to me in a bowl. As mentioned before - they're surprisingly big. I know about this stuff partly because of what I studied but partly because I find it totally fascinating. To each their own obvious and I fully support people making their own decisions about labor and delivery and all that but I don't really get this one. What if you delivered in July and there was a heatwave.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qvlOk.png
― dayo, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
I think I must have skipped the 12 days part
Yeah forget that.
Let's eat.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahahahaha
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 12:36 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm
― mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
WTF. It's medical waste.
It is medical waste produced as part of an emotional experience, so it can have some symbolic value, but it's objectively no different than an extracted gall bladder.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
It is medical waste produced as part of an emotional experience
women usually end up evacuating their bowels while in labor, might as well hold on to that too
― mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
Veg grrl, get off your high horse w/ your being grossed out. That's just too rich from the lady who's leering at me, just waiting for me to have spleen failure so you can plop it on your grill.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
"this is my lotus poo"
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, OK. You don't have to be jerks about it! For all we know some ppl around here might have done it. Maybe there is a really good reason to beyond the symbolic and I just haven't found it yet. idk.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
;_: I just wanted to make a "lotus poo" joke
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
they are free to chime in, then, and we will gladly apologize
imagine if the Santorum family had done this and were carting around their stillborn child and the attached placenta
― mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
okay too far
I didn't mean you! It was actually several x-posts. Sorry!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
Oh! I wasn't WTF-ing at you, ENBB! I was generally crying out to the general afterbirth-munchers of the world.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
I say that, btw, because I'm pretty sure that might be one in particular. Also MH, seriously.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
Je55e you have called me out, tis true. I am 100% hypocrite when it comes to spleen vs placenta.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
well, it's a valid possibility, combining the people who want to respect the life of a baby that didn't make it and those who feel the placenta stays attached or whatever
― mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
lol Jesse I've been saying throught this thread that, while definitely unusal, I don't think it's the craziest thing in the world and that I'd probably at least research the possibily of doing it when/if I ever have kids.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
leeeet's move on, mh
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
don't trust anything I say, I was a formula baby
― mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link