Why can't my boyfriend come?

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as in a blow job?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:34 (twenty years ago) link

Your boyfriend is a gas man!

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:56 (twenty years ago) link

Just forget it; it doesn't matter unless you want it to. If there are relationship problems, concentrate on them rather than on a technical matter.

By the way, if he still gets hard then he may be having a different type of orgasm that doesn't entail ejaculation. That may sound like nonsense, but it's not.

― All Bunged Up. (Jake Proudlock), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

teabagging is the only cure.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:21 (twenty years ago) link

That's your answer to everything.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

yeah your right.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

matt has the right to teabagging chris v

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

I keep it on a piece of paper in a special box

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

Just invite him, for heaven's sake.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

I'm saving it for a special occasion.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago) link

fine, then i own the rights to salad tossing.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

Because its an exclusive party, and he didnt get an invitation.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

I once took Zoloft because my girlfriend was a junkie and it depressed me. And every time I yawned it was like a mini dry-orgasm. The drug made me horribly nutso, but it was hard to wean myself from it because I could get off repeatedly just by staying up late.
-- The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun)

― gershy, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 08:43 (sixteen years ago) link

i think i know who that login is!!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link

spill it!

― chaki, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link

as it were

― gershy, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 09:21 (sixteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

cos mama told him not to

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 05:26 (six years ago) link

sometimes the Random Thread button is like a small miracle

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 05:39 (six years ago) link

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