at least that is the case in my fanfic, a song of scones and lager
― thomp, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
A Song Of Neeps And Olives
― tales from endoscopic oceans (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
ned is a one dimensional patsy, intended to parody the type of fantasy mainstay he represents, thrust into the sacrificial fire as his creator incants 'SEE this is what would REALLY happen to a stubbornly honourable hero type", when all the while the creator merely parodies himself for attempting to attire fantasy in the velvet pant suit of reality
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
okay I don't know about you but velvet pant suits have nothing to do with my reality
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
Then you haven't lived.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
velvet pant suits are as smooth as arbor gold
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
I had to give up velvet pant suits because I kept dropping my olives on them and the oil leaves funky stains.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
srsly five books in and no one has even rode a dragon yet smh
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
you're an odd one
― Number None, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
I just feel like, how much story time is even going to take place "in Winter" in the remaining 2200 pgs? Unless he does a time jump, which would be unlike him at this point.
― tales from endoscopic oceans (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
he must have used "ride the dragon" as a euphemism by now though.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
also there was hella dragon riding in A Dance of Dragons
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
maybe he's the son of an actual snowman
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, April 11, 2012 5:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
serious coffee out my nose moment
― one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
they need the red wedding, period, it's by far the most badass moment in teh whole series
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:47 (Yesterday) Permalinkit's quite shocking alright but probably cos it was so built up by everyone I know who had read them, I wasn't really appalled. The scene in that book that had me gasping & clutching the pearls was Oberyn's death.
re: dragon riders - I heard Jon, Dany & Bran.
― gyac, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
i don't remember where they left this in the books, but...the hound's not really dead, right? he's with that guy who can't die and cat stark etc right?
― humba (NZA), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
also you guys i was thinking about it and if there's really one villain that will probably end up having been the worst of the many villainous villains on this show...it's varis right?
― humba (NZA), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 3:33 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
yes they have, get the hell out nub
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
nah, Varys is the only real hero of the piece
― Number None, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
i would call sam a hero
― humba (NZA), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
eventually
I like Varys. Ramsey Bolton seems the most horrible to me.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
I think the dead mountain that rides who lurks in the basement of the red keep is a big enemy
― fka snush (remy bean), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i was gonna say they could just cut out dorne completely but then you lose the Mountain vs Viper fight which is one of the top 5 moments in the series imo. i'd rather have that than the red wedding if i had to choose
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
same
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
i really like the dorne stuff
― Lamp, Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
ya dorne stuff is great, really like doran martell and his whole thing with ariane where she accuses him of being useless & never making any choices or acting up or whatevs and then he takes her aside and tells her the truth, that he's actually been plotting all the while to get dorne & targaryens on that iron throne. sadly, fucking quentyn is useless as hell and fucks it up.
― Jibe, Thursday, 12 April 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
that was a real bummer
― Number None, Thursday, 12 April 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
Isn't Oberyn one of the characters they're casting for the upcoming, confirmed third season?
― Où sont le Lord Custos d'antan? (Leee), Thursday, 12 April 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link
He's alive, but not kicking it with d00d who can't die (i.e. Beric Dondarrion), who incidentally is dead. (He gave up his living spark to reanimate UnCat.) Instead, the Hound is chilling on a monkish isle as an unspeaking initiate that I believe Bran and the Reeds visit.
― Où sont le Lord Custos d'antan? (Leee), Thursday, 12 April 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago) link
the hound is dead though iirc. isn't that what the top guy on that monkish isle said? that he'd buried sandor clegane. or did i miss something? also, it's not bran & the reeds ho visit that island, its brienne & that septon & dog & randall tarly's man whose name i cant remember.
― Jibe, Thursday, 12 April 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link
its really pointless but for some reason i really like dog !
― Jibe, Thursday, 12 April 2012 05:13 (twelve years ago) link
i thought sandor was specifically dead but i guess i miss a lot of stuff
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 April 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link
the hound is dead though iirc. isn't that what the top guy on that monkish isle said? that he'd buried sandor clegane. or did i miss something?
thats one of the points of 'evidence' for him being alive - the monkbro specifically says that he buried the hound, leaving us to imagine that sandor clegane is alive but is no longer the hound
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 12 April 2012 05:35 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it's very "i BURIED him do you see BURIED. 'buried'"
― thomp, Thursday, 12 April 2012 07:31 (twelve years ago) link
The scene in that book that had me gasping & clutching the pearls was Oberyn's death.
Oh jesus, quite true. I forgot about that scene. If there is a 'scene which effortlessly sums up ASOIAF' it's probably that one. I still cringe when I think of it.
― tales from endoscopic oceans (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 12 April 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, the red wedding was big and splashy and but the mountain/viper was just so intense
― max, Thursday, 12 April 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago) link
Gubke's post about exiled houses on the spoiler-free thread is a spoiler, I think. Don't want to mention it in the thread but maybe it should be deleted by a nice mod?
― polyphonic, Monday, 23 April 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
So... being careful not to spoil... in the books, Arya becomes Roose Bolton's cup-bearer at Harrenhal, not Tywin's, correct? This is a BIG change from the book and I'm not sure where they'll head with it...
― til the sound of my voice will haint u (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, April 24, 2012 5:26 PM (21 minutes ago)
is it a material change tho? i expect arya's story will play out the same. i am sure the change is just streamlining.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
i thought in the book, Tywin is there for a while, then rides out and Roose Bolton shows up after that and takes over? please tell me if i'm wrong
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
I imagine any changes like that are just to get full value from their actors (see also Shae becoming Sansa's chambermaid). Presumably Roose is still going to turn up at Harrenhall
― Number None, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
xp that is my recollection. tywin heads south
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
yeah Roose at Harrenhal is what he was spoiling w/ that post is what i meant
Shae/Sansa thing was in the book too, it was just mentioned in passing instead of being given a scene
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, wasn't the point kind of that despite Harrenhall changing hands from Lanisters to Starks, Arya was shocked to find that the conditions didn't really improve.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
I think he was there but he was "offscreen" so to speak
― Number None, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
they are obviously compressing/speeding up arya's storyline, and there is no reason why she can't gtfo while tywin is around instead of later.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i guess the question is whether they want to establish roose bolton as a character soundly enough to make him switching sides a big twist
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link
since in the books that's the only bit where he's ever onscreen really
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
How the hell do they even pay all the actors for this show? The finances must be labyrinthine
― Number None, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link
i guess all the riverlands outlaws and such are the easiest thing to trim for the show, i've read the books twice and i still can't remember who's who and they're all very minor characters that could be replaced with random one-shot appearances where they matter (e.g. jaime's hand)
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
I guess I am wrong to assume that Tywin at Harrenhal now = no Roose at Harrenhal later. Making what I said a possible spoiler... sorry.
On further reflection they really HAVE to establish Bolton at Harrenhal unless they want to throw out a ton of good ish.
― til the sound of my voice will haint u (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link