Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

that is terrible! just awful.

I know lol America and such, but what was wrong with her teeth??

exactly! nothing. nothing was wrong with her teeth. now there is something wrong with her teeth. oh well.

Thet were stained and one had a slight chip I think?

Yes, I well remember the headlines back in the day - - "Lindsay Lohan: America's Next Sweetheart (except for those teeth, something will have to be done about those)"

xpost: no, that was why she had the boob job, iirc

exactly! nothing. nothing was wrong with her teeth. now there is something wrong with her teeth. oh well.

― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, April 16, 2012 3:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she had gross tooth decay actually

meth can screw a girl up.

I still haven't fully processed the whole "her teeth are fine!" backlash on ILX

They can be cleaned and have a chip repaired without fully covering them up with artificial teeth from one side of her grill to the other. It's also part of what makes her look older, unfortch.

eh, it's hard to patch a chip in your teeth without it being a noticeably diff color, but then again, if you're having them bleached like crazy that's probably less of an issue

veneers are the devil

Its nice to see some color on her skin and also her George Lucas neck has gone into remission.

What HAS happened to
Lindsay's lips? Lohan
shows off swollen
mouth

She looked much older
than 25

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/04/lindsay-lohan-alleged-assault-video-standard-hotel

Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department have officially received the surveillance video from The Standard Hotel in West Hollywood from the night that a woman claims Lindsay Lohan assaulted her, and the video clearly shows Lohan at the club, despite her claims that she was at home watching television, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

i know the GM of that hotel and am kind of tempted to email him for the inside scoop...

do it!

i havent emailed him about anything else ever tho, so

Gotta start somewhere

"Hey! Thought I'd drop you a line to see how you're doing these days. How's the wife and kids? Good? And, while I'm asking, how's your dog? Btw, do you happen to have any dirt to dish on that LiLo business? Real inside dirt, I mean."

WTF @ the jesus stuff in the comments on that radaronline article

that's a radar thing i think, like i've seen elsewhere that righty groups have zeroed in on radar as this haven of hollywood liberal snark culture

Ok lol, they're doing a great job converting everyone.

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/RFjnZrgqpa.v9WEgB5Q5AA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/News/HollywoodLife.com/042912_lindsay_lohan_side_boob_featured120429104410.jpg

http://images.hitfix.com/photos/1232943/Lindsay-Lohan_gallery_primary.jpg

moving in the right direction at least

she looks a little like heather graham there. but heather graham looks better, and is sixteen years lindsay's senior.

There's a fine line between luscious sexy lips and Ronald McDonald.

I think she's looking distinctly Angelina Jolie-ish these days.

ugh finally a good look

those lips!

dude if i looked like that id be THRILLED

yea def very hot

finallyyyyyyyy

(watch she'll be blonde again tomorrow)

i really think blonde could work for her but she needs to get the shade right. i used ultra light blonde for years then on a whim switched up to a neutral medium blonde which looks x1000 better and makes me so embarrassed i walked through life with almost white hair for so long

Plus, during her blonde phase she had no highlights or lowlights iIrc.

i'm just intensely in love with red hair tbh

feelin this

sigourney weaver on a good day

There is no way LiLo is gonna make it to Sigourney Weaver levels of mature hotness.

they should be in a movie together anyway tho

^^^your terrible/amazing ideas

it would be some kind of warped combination of weaver's "heartbreakers" and "georgia rule"

Hot, Ready and Chest-Bursting

Plus, during her blonde phase she had no highlights or lowlights iIrc.

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:25 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is so key. esp lowlights

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23505/Lindsay-Lohan-looks-so-bad-no-wonder-Anna-Wintour-shut-her-down-for-Met-Gala

^^Not as bad as URL implies

Sigourney Weaver as a three-star general, Lindsay Lohan as her misfit niece.

still pretty bad

this thread fills me with sadness but also empathy because i've also been ravaged by substances to a prematurely aged look over the eight years since i first posted to it. upside is that my boobs are smaller now too.

http://images.coolchaser.com/themes/t/91682-i240.photobucket.com-albums-ff174-iloverachelmyers-panda.gif

^^ you don't look so bad in this pic

did u guys cover 'had dinner with Woody Allen' or was that a diff chick?