u_u
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:24 (sixteen years ago) link
:):)
― W4LTER, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:24 (sixteen years ago) link
you can thank me with your votes.
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:33 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm sure I just posted to this and now its disappeared. Weird. Anyway I repeat BAN LJ should not win as ILX is not just about him. Please don't fall into his trap.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:37 (sixteen years ago) link
^I had a post disappearance in ere too. MYSTERIOUSS.
― W4LTER, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:40 (sixteen years ago) link
no one will vote for that shit!
― jergïns, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:42 (sixteen years ago) link
just realized no hen fap threads made it
― jergïns, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:44 (sixteen years ago) link
; _____ ;
― W4LTER, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link
tears of joy
― jergïns, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:46 (sixteen years ago) link
like a band that broke up or musician who died before they could go bad, so went Aja/ Dante.
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:48 (sixteen years ago) link
you missed the MIA thread, LJ. It was definitely nominated twice.
that's my fave because of the folks who show up on it from different sides of the Sri Lankan conflict with their own different takes on things.
In the absence of that thread, Photoshop Ruined Album Covers clearly rules.
― sleeve, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I was torn between wasp vibrator and Missionary Position, the Missionary wins because a) it's longer and has more lols, and b) it has that amazing sweets derailment in the middle leading to:
Doggy style is not the default for everyone, Kate. First time I tried it with my partner, she mentioned that it didn't work with her--note that's not "for" but "with"--she is angled/padded such that it's a strain on her to tilt the right way, and she doesn't enjoy it nearly as much as, for instance, missionary, of which she is a big fan. -- green orange, Tuesday, 25 February 2003 12:44 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
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GET THIS FILTH OFF MY SWEETS THREAD!!! -- Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 12:46 (4 years ago)
Which makes me laugh every time I read it.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:22 (sixteen years ago) link
The best thread was probably the one about that weird ginormous hotel in Pyongyang that disappeared mysteriously (the thread, not the hotel). The Mordor photoshop job was inspired. RIP weird Pyongyang hotel thread.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I fear there are too many options in this poll so the votes will be spread too thinly, but the overrated couch/trucker hat thread will win. Either that or BAN LOUIS JAGGER.
Xpost Nickalicious OTM.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually how on earth did I miss Ralf Hutter's Blind Date? That's fantastic!
Also:
Louis Jagger threads in this poll = 3 Black Metal Dudes threads in this poll = 0
^^^^^^^travesty.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:31 (sixteen years ago) link
if nothing else can get you to vote for "so not gonna happen," look for gabbneb's single contribution to it.
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Also the Apologies For Boorish ILXing thread was definitely seconded, although I think that's kind of a 'had to be there at the time' kind of thread. I feel similar about So Not Gonna Happen which I regrettably missed at the time and never really bothered to read in its entirety. Had I been posting to it at the time I would've been all 'Best Thread Ever!' clearly.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:45 (sixteen years ago) link
ach. nobody seconded my "sing house of jealous lovers" thread.
Only one thread I created made this final.
― Mark G, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:57 (sixteen years ago) link
When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook, simply for the maracas.jpg punchline.
― acrobat, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:59 (sixteen years ago) link
although I think that's kind of a 'had to be there at the time' kind of thread.
i think that's true of a lot of them. this thread and the noms one depresses me. it's a bit like doing 'best conversation ever' or something. i don't really read old threads, except for stuff to zing people with.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Please don't fall into his trap
stfu it was nominated and then seconded, once again you've referred to my non-existent 'trap', plz to stop being a cunt. fyi i don't want it to win either.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, in reading or re-reading many of these, quite a few are "you had to be there at the time" threads...but I don't think that such is the case with "So Not Gonna Happpen".
I'm sure that there are other threads that are funnier, or crazy-flamier, or what have you, but I truly believe, for reasons stated by Grady above, as well as others, that it was ILX's finest moment. Magic.
― dell, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link
some things are funnier for being funny at the time.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Objectively the best of these lot = probably the Danish cartoons one. That's the thread, alongside the Michael Jackson and Kraftwerk script ones, that I'd show to someone who's never read ILX to show what it can be capable of.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, and the Pet Shop Boys thread as well. I miss awesome long thinkpiece type posts.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:25 (sixteen years ago) link
plz to stop being a cunt.
I'll let you know when I'm being a cunt.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Who the heck proposed my Flirtations thread? There's not much to get excited about there really.
― Dr.C, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link
As an example of the what old ilx may have been all about this thread The Miracle of the Smiths is pretty great. it's the finest example i've seen of the gentleman's pop music club vibe.
― acrobat, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:33 (sixteen years ago) link
-- acrobat, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:59 (Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:59)
OTMFM!!! Stevem bringing the eternal roffles!
ILX isn't about any one person. I'm only saying...
― kv_nol, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:34 (sixteen years ago) link
xxxpost - and all the times I've defended you, too...
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say about "So Not Gonna Happen". I think one could conceivably use it as part of missionary outreach efforts to seduce people over to ILX.
Oh, yes, I was reading that Smiths thread the other evening. That is indeed great stuff.
― dell, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah that Smiths one was good. Pinefox, Carmody and Hopkins together on one thread - a golden age.
― Dr.C, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link
That marissa one is painful. I'd denominate it but it's too late I guess.
― Mark G, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link
My life's ambition is to find the thread where CJ gave Mark Sinker advice about exactly how high off the floor his new bed should be, so that he could comfortably read in bed, or something...
I only know that this thread exists because Mark mentioned it in the pub a few weeks ago.
― Dr.C, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Every. Thread. Ever.
Objectively the best of these lot = probably... (etc)
Do you know what the word "objective" means?
― kenan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:51 (sixteen years ago) link
The thing is you read that thread and it seems almost unbelievable that these people are just posting on a messageboard. Single posts there have more content than some books that have been written about the band. I remember the first time I came across that thread having to look up so many different names that were just being thrown about. You can see my valiant attempt to revive the thread back in 2005 as well, when you read through a thread like that it's like; "wow i think i arrived at he party a bit late". well, for me it is.
xp
― acrobat, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:51 (sixteen years ago) link
What happened to my David James Fanclub nomination?
― Billy Dods, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Ok I will personally do all the A's.
-- svend (svend), Tuesday, August 2, 2005 12:18 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
...on the Marissa thread - just made me laugh out loud for the first time to-day. Thank you Svend.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:59 (sixteen years ago) link
that's not on the Mar thread though..?
― Mark G, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link
I was hoping Beryl might get a mention, but I guess she's out of fashion now...
― Dr.C, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Do you know what the word "condescending" means?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah ok but no more talk of traps
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link
It also has Marcello Charles Menenzes, "perhaps it is you that is shook", "What did I miss?", Akon, "Iris", Oswald Mosely... it's kind the pinnacle of the "lol britpop" crew's zing culture.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:09 (sixteen years ago) link
by process of elimination, shortlist:
The Pet Shop Boys' first twenty singles... Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers WOMEN: How many bras do you have? so not gonna happen I am a Werewolf what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room The Missionary Position I don't think we have any discussion about the Danish Muhammad cartoons....
favourites not nominated: tell me about ten year old you apologising for boorish behaviour on ilx trig brother 2003 results/photos (REMIX)
― blueski, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:12 (sixteen years ago) link
semi finals: The Pet Shop Boys' first twenty singles... Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers so not gonna happen what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room
final: Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room
winner: in the end the photoshop pen is mightier than the trucker hat guy's sword
― blueski, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:14 (sixteen years ago) link
tell me about ten year old you
Argh! Yes! I wanted to nominate that one but couldn't find it or even properly remember the thread title!
― dell, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link
it's kind the pinnacle of the "lol britpop" crew's zing culture.
Four people voting for themselves, then?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Really? The Photoshop... one? I don't understand all the fuss; I think there are a bunch of other album cover threads that slay that one.
― dell, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:19 (sixteen years ago) link
"lol britpop" crew's zing culture. "lol britpop" crew's zing culture. "lol britpop" crew's zing culture. "lol britpop" crew's zing culture. "lol britpop" crew's zing culture.
rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:19 (sixteen years ago) link
rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes is the best thread ever, actually.
― acrobat, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, we could repoll it - this time more as a top 100 kinda deal. Every thread that makes it is posted in its entirety into the poll thread. What do you say?
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 10:55 (thirteen years ago) link
ha
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link
One nomination for Can we be shown weirdos + Mike Love?
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link
timely revive of society is in the gutter- only ILX thread i have ever c&p'd to word to read later.
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link
society is in the gutter is sensational
trying to work out which other threads since this one might qualify - certainly arshavin.jpg and evil guide dog but what else
― let it sb (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link
The President Shot in Texas thread was gold. Can't remember the name of it though.
― orakle-krake (Gukbe), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link
oh, and the one about moving into a redneck neighbourhood
― orakle-krake (Gukbe), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link
it was President JFK Injured In Dallas? iirc
YES KKVGZ'S REDNECK THREAD - all-timer that one
― let it sb (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link
President Kennedy Injured in Dallas?
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link
redneck thread is best thread hijack ever i think.
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link
That guerrilla .gif in the Ban l0u1s jagg3r thread makes a powerful case for BBcode. img src="http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/862/louisjaggerqf0.gif" style="position: fixed; top: 30px; right: 5%" indeed.
― I can use my expense account if I say they're whores (CONGO, M.D.), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link
blimey, we had polls on ilx 2 years ago ?
― F-Unit (Ste), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link
feels like yesterday, ah
3 years ago next month!
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link
poll obviously should have been a tournament
― iatee, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link
all the zingy threads would be voted down unfairly, nah we don't need to add competitive layers to this already charged situation imo
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link