dammit just when i was gonna nip down and start making tea
― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it took andy cole 5 chances to score tooxp
― pandemic, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
nuts!
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
love Kuyt, but what exactly is he the answer to at this stage?
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
which professional footballer played Sloth in The Goonies?
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
I keep hearing "Mentalists' Stadium"
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
Starnge but true:
Never thought I'd see a German striker named Mario Gomez that all my friends refer to as Herr Gel.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
i wouldn't take off ozil here. podolski and mueller haven't really done much right?
― mizzell, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
lol Robben
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
feel bad for robben being replaced by a worthless piece of human trash like kuyt
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
i think robben may have used a circular saw on jonathon pierce's puppy and then flipped it over, waiting for sir killalot to breathe fire on to its mutilated dying body.
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
in the name of god, lawro
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
fuck off Lawrenson reading yr motivational posters
― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
Lawro turned into team building guru.
There is no I in TEAM!Together Everyone Achieves More!There is a U in CUNT!
― hipster Jubilee party (onimo), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
stekelolenburg
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
that was a klose one
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
someone be a doll and tell us who what needs to happen for holland to go through in the last game
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
There's no I in TEAM but there is a ME.
they have to draw this do they not?
no
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
lol didn't know until now his name was jetro
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
beat Portugal by more than one goal and Germany beat Denmark?
― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
isnt it gd before hth?
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:32 (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i think they need to win by 2 for gd and denmark need to lose.
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
yah i think u may be right nv
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
Holland beat Portugal, Germany beat Denmark xxxxp
― hipster Jubilee party (onimo), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
Basically, they're out as it stands if Denmark get a draw against Germany B
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
oh aye they need a two goal win and Germany not to fuck them over for lolz
― hipster Jubilee party (onimo), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
germany have destroyed this game marvelously imo
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
except germany b is like gotze schurrle kroos klose etc
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, but Germany aren't going to be too bothered about doing them a favour
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
lol that Germany could still go out
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
germany havent qualified yet! no way those prussian psychos will be complacent
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
got the radio on in the kitchen, ultra-patriotic Englishman Alan Green seems to really hate the Germans for some reason
― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
Is there anyone towards whom Green doesn't spew hatred?
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
Stevie G probably
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
OOZIL
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link
kind of endearing that Mick still refers to Ireland as "we"
― Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4103/keown.jpg
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
moaning about commentators - dudturning tv/radio volume down - undud
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i find turning the radio volume down works a treat when following a game
― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
i will now spend the next 5 minutes speculating as to which much-loved commentator ILX poster "whatever" is related to
― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
i think you know what i mean
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
Mark Thomas Lawrenson (born 2 June 1957) is a former professional football player, a defender in the Liverpool and Irish football teams of the 1980s...He is married to third wife, Susie, and has two children, Sam and Ruby.
― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
I'm hearing you whatever, and I do try. It's just...
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
Here in the States, I often like listening to foreign streams which I don't understand; the crowd noise is there and the urgency in the commentators voices clues me on to something if it's a dull match and I've dozed off.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― boxall, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
you get that from lawro?
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
yes this is bestxp
― pandemic, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, even if you can get a "stadium noise only" option it's often weirdly lifeless. moaning about shitty commentary is one of the pleasures of slow passages of play tho.
― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link