like, the one definite illusion is ppl saying she's "lifting her gown" - she isnt, she's holding a magazine in her lap.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 18 June 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
bare genitals and private parts
sorry, that's BARE GENITALS AND PRIVATE PARTS
― jacob von logflume (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 June 2012 07:16 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah the level of detail is bizarre.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 18 June 2012 08:37 (eleven years ago) link
Player 'completes' Diablo III video game
"Just over a month after the release of Diablo III, a pro player has managed to complete the game on its hardest setting"
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 June 2012 08:30 (eleven years ago) link
I am obviously reading different news sites, but that is an actual* news story. It's hardly Billy Mitchell, but still.
*I was going to say 'specialist', but then it sold 3.5 million on its first day..
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 22 June 2012 09:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://menomoneefalls.patch.com/articles/woman-attacks-husband-for-having-the-shepherd-express-the-onion-in-his-car
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 22 June 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
The hell is with the comments on that article!?
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 23 June 2012 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
strongly suspect that article is making appearances on 'men's rights' forums
― goole, Saturday, 23 June 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
yeah those are the kind of comments they make, I've seen a few on our papers website; this whole "ALL women only want you for money and will ruin you and dump you" bitterness, it is frightening
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 23 June 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
look i know a sub-ed is fucking around here but
http://cumming.patch.com/articles/these-salads-should-be-tossed-says-fda
― pvmic bellvm (goole), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
speaking of which, before I clicked on the link I was having a hard time visualising what "for-having-the-shepherd-express-the-onion" might mean in that url
― jacob von logflume (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
cnn does it again
Instagram down in mass power outage
Breakfasts everywhere went undocumented on social media Saturday morning because photo-sharing site Instagram is still down after a line of powerful storms caused mass power outages across the Midwest and Atlantic Seaboard on Friday night.
― the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
haha
i was at a very hipstery gathering yesterday and addressed the 3 or 4 girls i was with: "so let me ask you something..." and was promptly interrupted by one saying "was instagram down last night?? YES."
― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
so then did you talk about what you had had for breakfast or is that news stale after 2 pm?
― the late great, Sunday, 1 July 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
lol I read that earlier and thought about posting it here. hilarious.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 1 July 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
more cnn
"Photos: Competing in the Hipster Olympics"
― the late great, Sunday, 22 July 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
Not a perfect fit --- needs tweaking, but the sentiment expressed is pure Onion:
http://aminiatureclaypot.wordpress.com/2012/07/20/so-you-still-think-god-is-a-merciful-god/
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 22 July 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
FFS new york times!
According to a D.J. in Brooklyn who goes by the Twitter handle Lil Internet, he coined the term “seapunk” last June after having a surreal dream, which he tweeted about: “Seapunk leather jacket with barnacles where the studs used to be.” His friends added a hashtag to “seapunk,” and a trend was born, like Aphrodite from the foam.
“The surprising thing is that it really was cohesive,” Lil Internet said by iChat; he declined to use his legal name, saying he is now known solely by his Twitter handle. He also described seapunk’s vibe as “Venice Beach Acid Rave 1995,” and cited surf-wear logos, yin-yang symbols and round holographic sunglasses as part of its look.
― the late great, Monday, 23 July 2012 10:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/04/fashion/Seapunk-a-Web-Joke-With-Music-Has-Its-Moment.html
^^ all of the quotes are just ... no words
― the late great, Monday, 23 July 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link
Great photo caption
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
ha that was the first thing i noticed
― goole, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
"no really, there's a good reason we took a picture of this guy"
― goole, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
The spacey electronic dance music borrows from Witch House, Chiptune, Drum & Bass and southern rap
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 July 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
As lol as that article is, I feel like I am finally starting to *get* the sensibility of the generation that has spawned chillwave, witchhouse, etc.
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 July 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
i haven't read that yet but finding out that lil internet wasn't just a funny anonymous twitter guy but is a real dude who directs Diplo videos and does a streaming "best week ever"-style show on some blog was really deflating and sad for me
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
Pop music these days: it all sounds the same, survey reveals
― Alba, Friday, 27 July 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
headline is prolly a nod to the Onion tbf
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 July 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
A couple of people have put together "seapunk" playlists on spotify. It's mostly two bands: Teams and Unicorn Kid. Hadn't heard either before but it's alright in that chillwave "I'm not actually sure if this is supposed to be good or not" sort of way.
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 July 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
“Seapunk leather jacket with barnacles where the studs used to be.”
it's like wu tang clan for the iGeneration
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
"yeah yeah my mom loves spongebob and finding nemo too"
"dude your mom is a seapunk MILF! awesome!"
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
i wonder if azaelia banks has seen the penis on the little mermaid dvd box
*get* the sensibility of the generation that has spawned chillwave, witchhouse, etc.
chillwave = rickrolled w/ the sound off
witchhouse = putting the webcam at odd angles in a dark room so boys can't see your body
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
new r&b = livejournal
new rap = blingee
this is actually a lot more pervasive than ringtones and hashtag lyrics
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
i'm sorry this has gone from jokes to capt obvious ideas for you
Are Daily Mail articles banned from this thread, well, for being the Daily Mail?
Was celebration of free health care in Opening Ceremony a coded message to the US? Americans are left confusedhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180227/London-2012-Olympics-Some-Americans-left-baffled-tribute-NHS-Mary-Poppins-Opening-Ceremony.html
― Theodora Celery, Saturday, 28 July 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://sportinglife.aol.co.uk/olympics/news/article/22891/7969529/italian-walker-tests-positive
― record-collection rave (Mr Andy M), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/aug/11/devastated-by-my-sons-tattoo
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 11 August 2012 07:50 (eleven years ago) link
this is probably a work of fiction imho but there are tons of killer lines in there so I'm sharing it with respect not derision
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 11 August 2012 07:52 (eleven years ago) link
it's a quality article
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm an accountant and I have a giant tattoo of topless woman riding a motorbike in to hell on my back. It's never burdened my career
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:03 (eleven years ago) link
She needs counselling.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:05 (eleven years ago) link
she needs inversion therapy
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:09 (eleven years ago) link
this makes me more determined to get my robert musil tattoo.
and yes it will be him riding a motorcycle into hell.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:25 (eleven years ago) link
have always fancied having "KANT" and "HUME" tattooed across my knuckles
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link
the no regrets tattoo alternative is to get those nike running shoes customised, you can't have "cunt" tho which sort of ruins it.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:28 (eleven years ago) link
Oh my god that woman needs help.That is the most fucked up self absorbed shit I have ever read, making it all about her being "redundant", acting like he was dead or something? Jesus christ.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:40 (eleven years ago) link
We need a new thread for : Shit That Looks Like A Daily Mail Article (But Isn't)
― Chewton Mendip (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Saturday, 11 August 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link
Tess Morgan is a pseudonym
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Saturday, 11 August 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link
His father asks, "Does it hurt?"
"Yes," I say, cutting across this male bonding. "It does. Very much."
;_;
― the late great, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
that was the money line imo