watched cosmopolis at the w/end - never seen so many people walk out of a film, seriously. it is exceptionally boring, but somehow more Cronenbergian than the pallid heritage cinema of 'Dangerous Method'
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 08:20 (eleven years ago) link
hah
― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 09:23 (eleven years ago) link
nooooooo
― mh, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ "exceptionally boring"
That's become my baseline expectation of new Cronenberg movies
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
I liked aspects of it, but it's probably his least accessible movie ever, and yes, *many* walkouts. Also, he doesn't handle digital very well.
― Simon H., Tuesday, 19 June 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
what did he drop the camera or something?
― brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
From the never tedious IMDB message board:
"I haven't had this less fun since I watched Synecdoche New York!"
In other words, I'm sold!
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
Fowler and Eric, go sit in the corner
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
Synecdoche was great!
― a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
Synecdoche might still be the best film of the last 5 years.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
lot of good stuff in it, but crazee talk
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
It's that or The Tree of Life, according to Ebert.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
or prometheus
― brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
maybe Juno
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
what a guy.
― brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
half the time I love and appreciate Ebert, and then I just wonder what the hell he is thinking the other part
― mh, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
Gotta admit I was bummed when Ebert chose Tree of Life over Synecdoche for his S&S list, but if I'd been through what he'd been through lately perhaps new age hokum would be more appealing to me than something as beautifully miserable as Synecdoche.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
Synechdoche kind of falls down in the last third (agree w Morbz, in general)
― a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
kind of want to punch anyone that refers to Tree of Life as "new age hokum" a hundred thousand times in the face.
― circa1916, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
BUT, different thread.
― circa1916, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
Take yr best shot :-)
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
In fairness, I *like* TOL on balance...I just woulda liked it better if it were just the 50's coming of age stuff without an introductory half hour of pretty screen-savers and the last half hour of dead people walking on a beach.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
creation sequence is awes fuiud. more ambivalent about the ending, but interesting stuff there and hey it's only 15 or so minutes iirc.
even more psyched for Cosmopolis now tbh.
― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
me tooi just expect to feel a certain kind of bored-but-not-bored feeling when watching cronenberg films, and i like it
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
i think most Canadian filmmakers are dealing in how to dramatize boredom/the boring on one level or another
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
but interesting stuff there and hey it's only 15 or so minutes iirc.
6 or 7 tops.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
6 or 7 tops
Oooh. What are their names?
― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
Chaz, Bo, Dunk, Tad, Bluto, Swain, and Tia
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
MY GOD this was tedious
― Number None, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
Agonizing. A running stream of babble we're supposed to find profound, Twilight looks like he's struggling to remember his lines. JBinoche still hot, though.
― SongOfSam, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
I'm scared that Cronenberg's ability to slow burn has exceeded his film length. I'm sure there's tons of crazy action and violence in the 110th minute of A Dangerous Method but the movie was over by then.
― mh, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
Big shrug of the shoulders for Cosmopolis. Fun spotting Toronto locations, and that was about it. I was sort of with it for the first half, Giamatti's scene was interminable. Maybe the philosophizing on capitalism and greed might have seemed more immediate three years ago, but after so many documentaries on the subject, it was like a weak echo. (I should mention I haven't read the book.) My biggest problem was simply the lifelessness of just about everyone, the lead especially. I know, he's supposed to be lifeless. he's dead inside...which is rarely a good strategy. James Woods in Videodrome, Walken in The Dead Zone, Goldblum and Davis in The Fly, even Jeremy Irons in Dead Ringers to a lesser degree--these are all engaging characters. When Cronenberg drifts way over to his clinical, austere side, he loses me.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
I assume you're counting Crash as 'clinical, austere', which works fine for me.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link
I would, yeah...At the time, I was really proud of something I tacked onto my year-end music ballot, which was Crash reimagined as an SCTV parody. Edith Prickley got the Holly Hunter role, I think. Being a Canadian publication, they used it.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 11:58 (eleven years ago) link
from NYT feature:
“I don’t think Rob’s face has ever been examined in such excruciating detail, from so many angles,” Mr. Cronenberg said. “That was part of the casting. You want a face that can take that.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/05/movies/cosmopolis-cronenbergs-take-on-don-delillo.html?ref=movies
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 August 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link
Croney, Pattz ring NYSE opening bell. Thank God for meta-marketing.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/robert-pattinson-makes-sure-stocks-can-be-traded-today-by-ringing-bell/2012/08/14/56991bfe-e61d-11e1-8741-940e3f6dbf48_blog.html
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
That's ... kinda perfect.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
is this movie as bad as everyone said? I always get excited about cronenberg movies, then get depressed by bad reviews, then eventually watch them on demand or whatever and end up loving them.
― dan selzer, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
I kinda liked this one, or at least admired its arrogance.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
Ending will make a lot of people want to hurt someone, tho.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
trailer for new (brandon) cronenberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJTd69dMyQ
― just sayin, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
Glenn Kenny gave it five stars. I haven't looked at a lot of reviews, but my general impression from festival-time was people were at best muted and at worst severely disappointed. GK isn't at all credible though because he's a pretty hardcore Cronenberg stan, but I sort-of am as well so I'm still pumped.
― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
This is a pretentious Cronenberg stylez I can get behind.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
A Dangerous Method was the only Cronenberg film where I've felt unenthused, but I think that was a glitch.
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
Agree with crix that call Giamatti's segment (or, rather, his performance) a miscalculation, but it was still kind of riveting after all that android pseudo-conversation.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
Haven't bought the issue yet, but Amy Taubin has Cosmopolis on her S&S list. She always has a Cronenberg film on there. I think she may second-guess that one.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
?!
I guess that's no stranger than putting Spider on her '02 list, tho I still haven't managed to sit through that one.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
wonder if this means Cronenberg will get *another* Film Comment cover
― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
― clemenza, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:25 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i read her repping for it somewhere - film comment's cannes review i think - & it made me really want to see it. i like taubz & i think it's probably in some ways as honourable to include something super current as to just co-sign potemkin or w/e.
― , Blogger (schlump), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
spider sucks iirc
― WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link