nakhchivan's logodaedaly

semper fudge

pig latin

bieren van der vaart

thread started with such lofty ideals

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wijn roo

frank lampard is fat

some fucking wordsmith u turned out

fat lampard is frank

more like frank lard-amp amirite

if u look closely at that horrible gif, u can see the phasing silhouettes of two...cherubs, i think, either side of the distended stomach of lampard

fat lamptard

frank lumptard

fwank lumphard

phat phrank

fatty lamps

frat frank

frank lumplard

i think i have seen more commentbox variations of his name than any other

shadows of hands imo, not cherubs

http://www.whufc.com/articles/brian-montenegro-not-yet-known_2228487_57806

Before West Ham United

Came through the ranks at Paraguayan Primera Division club Tacuary...Made 51 appearances for Tacuary over the previous two seasons - 26 of them starts - and scored seven goals...Finished the 2010/11 season by scoring three times in his final two appearances for Tacuary, including two goals in the last six minutes in a 2-1 victory over Guarani and the opener in a 2-0 win over Cerro Porteno.

Any other business

None.

That double img search above re ffl is good work tho its myself says it.

speaking of this thread, malty's gone fucken awol come back malty

Fuckin malty? Id fuck off too tbh

It is my observation that anyone whose involvement with a language has reached the level of mutual heavy-handed domination demonstrated by nakhchivan and english is fated to earn his living by his wits and his pen. This is a dangerous situation, if he invites alcohol to make it a threesome.

idk you say it like it hasnt worked out before

wait maybe he's a cypriot banker

or boris berezovsky

who's malty? raoul malt?

haaa

he shot the third policeman

i'm too sick and listless to change my username to raoul malt but let the record show i thought about it.

"malty it's buzza!" [bumps ancient thread]

malty's cross

nice, nice both

my phone's autocorrect for 'nakhy' if you must

im sure he's a lovely astonishing guy but always felt majority of n's posts in the noel gallagher thread kinda missed the point

xpost x grillion

Accidentaly found an early nakh post that had haunted my thoughts for ages, irrationally pleased tbh

is it the one with the phrase "menopausal fuckwant" cos that has singlehandedly taken the edge off more friday nights over the years than i care to admit tbh

KEYSY opener p close to masterpiece status aye

Nah not that one, tbh it would be cluster material to cite it cos it was quite spectacularly mean so droppin it

where. is. he.

in nakhchivan

he posted just the other day in the ilx tracks poll thread

the lad's around and about, never you fear. ilx has its hooks in him too deep.

aw matt p m8 i was thinking of u when i was directed to a dog latin thread called sexy music or sex music but it looked like an open-and-shut no way sna case so i didnt read any further

will go through the tracks poll when it has calmed down

you liar you just forgot yr logins. (pic of junky scrabbling around flat for cyrillic one-time pad, under bowls of polenta, wires and bits, pics of alternate cities, and an unprovenanced and partial score of Scriabin's Mysterium.)

where do u go to my malty

i was going to post this on the irish thread or the youtube fight thread but tbh this is all for you man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJXnYG4it8w