bieren van der vaart
― boxall, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
thread started with such lofty ideals
― deems irreverent (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
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― boxall, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
wijn roo
― deems irreverent (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
frank lampard is fat
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
some fucking wordsmith u turned out
― deems irreverent (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
fat lampard is frank
― catbus otm (gbx), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
more like frank lard-amp amirite
― dayo, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
if u look closely at that horrible gif, u can see the phasing silhouettes of two...cherubs, i think, either side of the distended stomach of lampard
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
fat lamptard
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
frank lumptard
fwank lumphard
phat phrank
fatty lamps
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
frat frank
frank lumplard
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
i think i have seen more commentbox variations of his name than any other
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
shadows of hands imo, not cherubs
― deems irreverent (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.whufc.com/articles/brian-montenegro-not-yet-known_2228487_57806
― coal, Saturday, 18 August 2012 07:27 (eleven years ago) link
Before West Ham United
Came through the ranks at Paraguayan Primera Division club Tacuary...Made 51 appearances for Tacuary over the previous two seasons - 26 of them starts - and scored seven goals...Finished the 2010/11 season by scoring three times in his final two appearances for Tacuary, including two goals in the last six minutes in a 2-1 victory over Guarani and the opener in a 2-0 win over Cerro Porteno.
Any other business
None.
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 August 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
That double img search above re ffl is good work tho its myself says it.
― mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
speaking of this thread, malty's gone fucken awol come back malty
― delete (imago), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
Fuckin malty? Id fuck off too tbh
― mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
It is my observation that anyone whose involvement with a language has reached the level of mutual heavy-handed domination demonstrated by nakhchivan and english is fated to earn his living by his wits and his pen. This is a dangerous situation, if he invites alcohol to make it a threesome.
― Aimless, Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
idk you say it like it hasnt worked out before
― mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
wait maybe he's a cypriot banker
― mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
or boris berezovsky
who's malty? raoul malt?
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
haaa
― mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
he shot the third policeman
i'm too sick and listless to change my username to raoul malt but let the record show i thought about it.
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
"malty it's buzza!" [bumps ancient thread]
― r|t|c, Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
malty's cross
― honest st john (wins), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
nice, nice both
― mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
my phone's autocorrect for 'nakhy' if you must
― delete (imago), Saturday, 23 March 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
im sure he's a lovely astonishing guy but always felt majority of n's posts in the noel gallagher thread kinda missed the point
xpost x grillion
― NI, Sunday, 24 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
Accidentaly found an early nakh post that had haunted my thoughts for ages, irrationally pleased tbh
― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
is it the one with the phrase "menopausal fuckwant" cos that has singlehandedly taken the edge off more friday nights over the years than i care to admit tbh
― r|t|c, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
KEYSY opener p close to masterpiece status aye
― have a nice Blog (imago), Thursday, 16 May 2013 09:10 (eleven years ago) link
Nah not that one, tbh it would be cluster material to cite it cos it was quite spectacularly mean so droppin it
― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
where. is. he.
― just (Matt P), Saturday, 25 January 2014 05:55 (ten years ago) link
in nakhchivan
― chekhprivan (wins), Saturday, 25 January 2014 10:14 (ten years ago) link
he posted just the other day in the ilx tracks poll thread
― ^ enlightening post (sarahell), Saturday, 25 January 2014 10:14 (ten years ago) link
the lad's around and about, never you fear. ilx has its hooks in him too deep.
― Aimless, Saturday, 25 January 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link
aw matt p m8 i was thinking of u when i was directed to a dog latin thread called sexy music or sex music but it looked like an open-and-shut no way sna case so i didnt read any further
will go through the tracks poll when it has calmed down
― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 January 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
you liar you just forgot yr logins. (pic of junky scrabbling around flat for cyrillic one-time pad, under bowls of polenta, wires and bits, pics of alternate cities, and an unprovenanced and partial score of Scriabin's Mysterium.)
― Fizzles, Saturday, 25 January 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link
where do u go to my malty
― gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 January 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link
i was going to post this on the irish thread or the youtube fight thread but tbh this is all for you man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJXnYG4it8w
― recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 April 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
✓
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 5 April 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link
does nakh appresh dean blunt? not sure if this sort of bathetic, rough&woozy biz would be yr cup of tea. https://soundcloud.com/aimlowmusic/dean-blunt-demon
― ogmor, Sunday, 20 July 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link