nabisco shat the shark right dere
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit
― burt_stanton, Friday, January 23, 2009 5:12 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
serious lols at this
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
burt when you have a lady friend over what sort of music do you listen to
Whatever it is, they dance cheek to cheek.
― Charlie Rose Nylund, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost -- That's for damn sure.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
We Are All mADE OF sHIt
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Whatever it is, they dance cheek to cheek
all the more reason to clean your disgusting ass
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
when i have lady friends over i let them have a say in the music FYI
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
oh, so madonna then
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
WAAADEOFHI?
― Charlie Rose Nylund, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Meltdown's a-coming, folks.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
boxer_stanton or brief_stanton??
― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
It's like we're getting Gear's couch story from the perspective of the emo trucker hat guy.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
boxers for casual Friday, briefs for maximum package
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
also how in the hell is this a C/D thread, at all
burt my music question remains unanswered
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
burt can i come to the party
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
MAXIMUM PACKAGE
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
luftmensch unmentionables
― estela, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I dunno, Elmo, cleaning for guests is probably a good thing (classic), but it kinda sucks to have to do (dud), so it's pretty up in the air, much like burt's unmentionables
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
haha xpost! i was gonna say "dainties" but it's burt
ugh you know women can see thru guys who think briefs of manscaping give them "maximum package" fyi
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I never, ever torture my friends with my music.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I can totally imagine the day Bruce Stanton came in from chopping firewood, sat his young son on his knee and said "one thing you need to know in life, kid, is that Stantons ain't dainty"
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
his dad's name is not bruce
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
thanks bruce, for answering my question
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link
however, his mom's name is Bruce
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Maybe I'll throw on the Telescopes or Spacemen 3 if it's just chillin illin
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link
poo-gazer bands
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link
this is a thread of wonder
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link
unmenschionables
― Edward III, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link
i pledge to bump this thread every day forever
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
dancing under a sky of shit
alternative title for the new U2 album...
― snoball, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I will say it is very magnanimous of you to share your ass partner with your guests, kudos.
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Thanks, man. I needed that.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
btw classic obv
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
hey barry_ please keep us updated on what happens with yr chick tonight--i suspect most of ilx will be anxious to know how your evening went
;)
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
all of you <3
― BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
We've already "hooked up", but we're both better as friends. sorry. womp womp.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
thats just the ass partner talking, isnt it
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link
what does she look like
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
okay okay okay but if something more happens tonight, i think it's safe to say that we all wanna know how it went--like if she takes a look at yr crusty drawers, throws on a Einsturzende Neubauten 12 inch on the ol' record player and says TAKE ME NOW BRUCE SIMPSON. . . .
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link
skinny, lots of tattoos. typical shit.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link
womp womp all night long
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link
what what (in the ass partner)
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
sucks to your ass partner
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
"skinny, lots of tattoos. typical shit."
hahaha Burt you rule: you are like a man who lives in a refrigerator in Nigeria thinking his neighbors are weird for not feeling cold
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link
does she like vampire weekend
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Does anyone even remember Vampire Weekend? I was right! They were the 2008 version of the Strokes.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link