i pledge to bump this thread every day forever
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
dancing under a sky of shit
alternative title for the new U2 album...
― snoball, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I will say it is very magnanimous of you to share your ass partner with your guests, kudos.
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Thanks, man. I needed that.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
btw classic obv
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
hey barry_ please keep us updated on what happens with yr chick tonight--i suspect most of ilx will be anxious to know how your evening went
;)
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
all of you <3
― BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
We've already "hooked up", but we're both better as friends. sorry. womp womp.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
thats just the ass partner talking, isnt it
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link
what does she look like
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
okay okay okay but if something more happens tonight, i think it's safe to say that we all wanna know how it went--like if she takes a look at yr crusty drawers, throws on a Einsturzende Neubauten 12 inch on the ol' record player and says TAKE ME NOW BRUCE SIMPSON. . . .
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link
skinny, lots of tattoos. typical shit.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link
womp womp all night long
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link
what what (in the ass partner)
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
sucks to your ass partner
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
"skinny, lots of tattoos. typical shit."
hahaha Burt you rule: you are like a man who lives in a refrigerator in Nigeria thinking his neighbors are weird for not feeling cold
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link
does she like vampire weekend
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Does anyone even remember Vampire Weekend? I was right! They were the 2008 version of the Strokes.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link
good luck miasma
― estela, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
burt are you a "couch painter"?
― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link
lol nabisco your refrigerator simile sounds like one of your father's stories.
― estela, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link
nabisco made me laugh but this:
is not really an acceptable way to describe someone who's deigned to sleep with you.
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link
We never have nor never will sleep together. She's bringing other people to this thing. It was about having guests over, not a girl
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link
what was "it" about -- hanging the dirty underwear?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link
'Twas the night before St. Sales day, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse burtDirty undies hung over the closets without careIn hopes that 'skinny, lots of tattoos' soon would be there...
― Last night it was pullulating with (Michael White), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link
'Twas the night before St. Sales day, when all through the house yurt
― WmC, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link
buttyurt
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
So that's what's all over the underwear - buttyurt.
― Last night it was pullulating with (Michael White), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closets
― ROBOT PENIS (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I think I know how the underwear became stained btw
also nice use of closet as metaphor there
― ROBOT PENIS (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
quote Quentin Crisp, "After 5 years the dirt doesn't get any worse"
This, my friends, is actually a lie. My former housemate and I tried.
Apart from the LOLs this thread is providing me, I do feel sorry for the chick. Seems like a poor "friendship" for her to have to maintain. But I guess desperate times call for desperate measures.
― We've Got A Lovebox And We're Gonna Use It (Masonic Boom), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link
I have stained underwear hanging over my closets
^^ I only just realized closets is PLURAL
like it's not just his clothes closets with dirty underwear hanging over them, it's also the coat closet and the pantry and stuff
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
the laundry of damocles
― estela, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.mobilehomestead.com/nomadics/rollinghomes/rolling/rollpics/yurt.jpg
― I ♥ my dog, I ♠ my cat (dan m), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
xxp one closet belongs to him, the other belongs to his disgusting etc etc
― ROBOT PENIS (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
inside that tent lies the "dr feelgood" video
― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"laundry of damocles" = yet another gold star for estela
― ass partner are the most disgusting savages in all the world imo (John Justen), Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link
So I wonder how Burt's holding up.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 January 2009 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link
He needs to just pick himself up by his jockstraps.
― WmC, Saturday, 24 January 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link
In the words of Redd Foxx, you got to wash your ass.
― thirdalternative, Saturday, 24 January 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link
"And I'm not talking about your whole ass, I'm talking about your asshole."
― thirdalternative, Saturday, 24 January 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link
nabisco dropping the OTM bomb.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I doubt ILX will top this thread in 2009.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link
the day was totally lacking some lulz until this golden thread dropped into our laps.
― carne asada, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link
and out of our pants
― matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link
want to announce my crush on burt_staton. thank you.
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 24 January 2009 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link
has crush.
has anyone met burt stanton yet?
― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link