an egregious vanity thread doomed to meet a prematurely sticky end... ask and ye shall receive ANSWERS!
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 09:31 (eleven years ago) link
Why?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 13 August 2012 09:37 (eleven years ago) link
how big is your cock?
― dylannn, Monday, 13 August 2012 09:37 (eleven years ago) link
About a foot and a half tall.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 09:40 (eleven years ago) link
SM - because it's going to be another very slow work week, and this will continue until September, hence why I seem to be on here even more than usual.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 09:41 (eleven years ago) link
seriously.
below average? average? above average? give me a ballpark figure. add a half inch if you need to.
― dylannn, Monday, 13 August 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
i don't even know what's average these days, about 9"?
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 09:44 (eleven years ago) link
no, man. that would be well above average.
― dylannn, Monday, 13 August 2012 09:44 (eleven years ago) link
circumcised? yoou're british, right?
― dylannn, Monday, 13 August 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link
no. yes.
i'm not answering any more questions about my cock now.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
you ever blow a guy before?
― dylannn, Monday, 13 August 2012 09:50 (eleven years ago) link
before what?
― Mark G, Monday, 13 August 2012 09:54 (eleven years ago) link
one question at a time, please.
― dylannn, Monday, 13 August 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link
can't say i did.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 09:59 (eleven years ago) link
have you ever looked at child pornography?
― dylannn, Monday, 13 August 2012 10:04 (eleven years ago) link
no
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:22 (eleven years ago) link
Are you a dog?
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:30 (eleven years ago) link
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― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:32 (eleven years ago) link
Are you moving to Germany and is your current home a large grey stone one like the ones which are common in Bristol?
― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 13 August 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link
GG - that link doesn't work.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:41 (eleven years ago) link
Refer to the Recently on ILX Dreams thread for explanation.
― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 13 August 2012 10:42 (eleven years ago) link
Aha! Well, the answer is, no, I've just moved to 1ckleford which is a bordering village on the outskirts of my old town of Hitchin. Despite not living with my g/f any more, I still get to see her whenever we like and I quite like living out in the countryside. I'd like to check out Berlin - I only went to Germany once on a school trip but we didn't see any cities.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
btw GG - I'm sorry I didn't reply to your FB mail you sent all that time ago. I had meant to, but I was checking my mails on the hoof at the time and then forgot to get round to it - didn't mean to ignore you!
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:51 (eleven years ago) link
If you had to spend the rest of your life using only one piece of cutlery, which would you choose?
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link
Do you feel old now that you're over 30?
― Bob Six, Monday, 13 August 2012 10:55 (eleven years ago) link
have you ever considered writing a comedy script?
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
being a village I'd imagine 1ckleford is quite 1ckle.
Is it?
― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 13 August 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
NBS - I went to a medieval banquet once up on Staffordshire where I had to eat a jacket potato using only a knife, which was fun and dangerous. So yes, a knife.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
Is there anything more beautiful than an England flag?
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link
Bob Six - I answered this question at length on the What's The Worst Part Of Getting Old thread. Answer in short: no I don't feel old, but a lot of my peers are doing their darndest to make it so.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ickleford - described as "a large village". I can imagine the name stems from the same place as "Icknield Way" which lies near it.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 10:58 (eleven years ago) link
Which of the various apes/monkeys/lemurs etc. at Monkey World (Dorset's finest ape rescue centre) would you be most excited about seeing up close?
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:10 (eleven years ago) link
Have you ever had serious fun with a laser gun?
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:13 (eleven years ago) link
Say you order that knife, only there's an administrative error and when it arrives it's several hundred miles long. You get to use it only once, to cut Britain in two. Where do you make the cut, and which side do you stand on?
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 13 August 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link
Was it not until the recent prominent news stories on the deaths of Gore Vidal and Vidal Sassoon that you realised they were, in fact, two different people?
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link
Which of the various apes/monkeys/lemurs etc. at Monkey World (Dorset's finest ape rescue centre) would you be most excited about seeing up close?― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:10 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:10 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Chimps
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link
Have you ever had serious fun with a laser gun?― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:13 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:13 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Not since Quasar at Stevenage Leisure Park closed down in the early nineties.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:22 (eleven years ago) link
What was your favourite moment of the Olympics?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link
Would a spork not be more useful? (Though obviously not for cutting the country in two.)
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link
Say you order that knife, only there's an administrative error and when it arrives it's several hundred miles long. You get to use it only once, to cut Britain in two. Where do you make the cut, and which side do you stand on?― Ismael Klata, Monday, 13 August 2012 12:18 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 13 August 2012 12:18 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Good question. Assuming it would be this knife...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9zuSTOE2vk
it should be able to cut anything. Sadly I wouldn't really want to cut Britain in two, and I couldn't give the knife away as a gift as that's bad luck, so I'd have to sell it to someone for a penny and they can make the decision about where this new Danelaw might be.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link
What was your favourite moment of the Olympics?― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:24 (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:24 (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Feck!
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:32 (eleven years ago) link
Is it about time Bruce Forsythe retired from Strictly Come Dancing?
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link
Would a spork not be more useful? (Though obviously not for cutting the country in two.)― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:25 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:25 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Spork is the worst of both worlds.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link
Is it about time Bruce Forsythe retired from Strictly Come Dancing?― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:33 (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:33 (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
IS that what he's doing now? I don't watch a lot of TV... Nah, keep him going. He will die on camera.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:34 (eleven years ago) link
What's the ideal height for grass?
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 13 August 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link
lawn grass?
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:51 (eleven years ago) link
What should I have for tea tonight?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link
SM - depends if you're in a hardwater area.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:02 (eleven years ago) link
i have no way of telling whether you shall or shall not.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link
What's the single best moment of When The Levee Breaks?― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:57 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:57 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I like the bit where the levee actually breaks.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:12 (eleven years ago) link
Does the smell of petroleum pervade throughout?― kmfdotm (ledge), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:48 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― kmfdotm (ledge), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:48 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:15 (eleven years ago) link
What is the funniest thing you have ever said? Please give an honest answer.
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:17 (eleven years ago) link
What is the funniest thing you have ever said? Please give an honest answer.― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:17 (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:17 (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
- They're like Green Day but slower
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link
Did you have to be there?
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:22 (eleven years ago) link
I have an unanswered question
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:22 (eleven years ago) link
Did you have to be there?― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:22 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:22 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
To be honest I don't think it's the funniest thing I've said. I think that was a lie.
I have an unanswered question― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:22 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:22 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm getting to you.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link
In 1981 the first Thatcher-led Tory government was deeply unpopular. The monetarist policy they were pursuing was having catastrophic economic effects, unemployment was rising to unprecedented levels and riots were breaking out all over the country. Meanwhile as the Labour party lurched to the left some split from it and formed the SDP. Polls during that time were notoriously volatile, but Labour was generally ahead of the Conservatives and for a brief period the SDP were the most popular party in the country. In 1982 the Falklands effect saw Thatcher's popularity soar and the Tories gained a landslide victory in 1983. After this they embarked on a massive programme of privitisation, hugely curbed union powers and defeated the NUM in a lengthy and bitter battle, and introduced market-led economic reforms that radically changed the face of Britain. Were the changes that took place in Britain in the 80s and 90s a historical inevitability or would the country be a very different place now if the Falklands War had never happened and either Michael Foot's Labour or David Owen's SDP had won the 1983 election? If the latter, how? (no detailed answers, please, just glib ones)― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:00 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:00 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
We would all be dyeing our clothes grey and shouting at books.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:29 (eleven years ago) link
Will you now accept that your past writings on the Welfare State were, at best, misguided?
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:34 (eleven years ago) link
Have you ever considered trying to have a novelty hit by covering The Specials' Do The Dog with all of the lyrics translated into Latin?
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:36 (eleven years ago) link
I've attemped to give you a headstart in this project by translating part of the chorus, but the results (Operor canis ( non donkey )) lead me to suspect the internet translator is defective. Surely there were donkeys in roman times and surely the Latin word for donkey wasn't "donkey"?
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:40 (eleven years ago) link
ah man I know this
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 11:42 (eleven years ago) link
Donkey - Wikipedia, the free en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DonkeyThe donkey or ass, Equus africanus asinus
― Mark G, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
Yep, donkey = asinus
tu stultior quam asinus est
― emil.y, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link
Could you quickly rattle off the rest of the song too, just in case he wants to go ahead with this idea?
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
I am terrible at grammar, but my attempt at the chorus:
Facere in canus, facere in canusFacere in canus, nolite asinus facere
― emil.y, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
It's a hit!
― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link
Wooo! Statim sera sentio ambulavero in periculo. Si ego me intueris puellam quandam a omnino alienus.
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
Which was your favourite caramel shop?
― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:26 (ten years ago) link
it was so long ago and i have visited so many in my time that i don't remember.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:46 (ten years ago) link
downloaded any good albums recently, dog latin?
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
Nah.
― radioplay vs coldhead (dog latin), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
You?
― radioplay vs coldhead (dog latin), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
by a band
― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link
i heard a band
― radioplay vs coldhead (dog latin), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
yeah, the barenboim/boulez recording of the liszt piano concertos, lee gamble's new album, and the new richard pinhas / tatsuya album
i suspect you might like the lee gamble album
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link
i tried a lee gamble compilation once and it kind of sailed over my head. but i read a good interview with him in the Wire later that made me think I ought to give him another go. I have very similar feelings about Kassem Mosse - just waiting for the right time and place.
― radioplay vs coldhead (dog latin), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link
I Didn't download albums, but I did get this through the post today (as mentioned on the outernational thread). http://www.soulbrother.com/shop/spiritual-jazz-vol-5-2/
Haven't listened to it yet but it look interesting.
― radioplay vs coldhead (dog latin), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
I love Soulbrother records, I think I started a thread on that label.
― JacobSanders, Monday, 1 September 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
That comp is quite good. Only given it a cursory listen. Might have been expecting a bigger 'world' influence as it's largely impossible to tell which country each track originates from without reading the sleevenotes.
― www.perry.como (dog latin), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 09:53 (nine years ago) link
the title / opening post in this thread is excellent, much better than it would have been if you got your code right
Wayne Rooney
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link
(re op) What do people think of a scene from a comedy script I've got in the works? was probably the best ilx ever, how you feeling about it as its 10 year anniversary nears?
― NI, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link
Failing to type out Wayne Rooney in all different fonts vs Worst attempt at 'teh funneh' ever...? I'm just proud to have given ILX these gifts.
― UK Horseshit Cru (dog latin), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 10:24 (nine years ago) link
Kind of want to hear a Wiz Khalifa / Migos style track called Wayne Rooney now.
― UK Horseshit Cru (dog latin), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 11:16 (nine years ago) link
There were some amazing scripts in there, one day someone needs to make the portmanteau movie. Adam Sandler?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 12:54 (nine years ago) link
Did you ever manage to afford to travel abroad?
― the gabhal cabal (Bob Six), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link
i've been abroad, never went 'travelling'. prob won't get to do any of that till retirement now.
― UK Horseshit Cru (dog latin), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link
What made you think of love and tearsAnd birth and death and pain?
― The inscrutable savantism of (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link
Dear DL,
What was the origin and meaning of your Wogan Lenin dn?
(Still number one google result for "wogan lenin"!)
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link
Dear DL,What was the origin and meaning of your Wogan Lenin dn?(Still number one google result for "wogan lenin"!)― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Wednesday, January 28, 2015 10:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Wednesday, January 28, 2015 10:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
an in joke. circa 2006 my friends at home decided they wanted a friend called wogan. they chose me to have the name. later we formed a short lived Ramones-styled punk band where everyone had stage names. i was wogan lenin. the guitarist was steve mugabe, the drummer was satan christ and the bassist was ike stalin or something... can't remember.
― UK Horseshit Cru (dog latin), Thursday, 29 January 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link
What made you think of love and tearsAnd birth and death and pain?― The inscrutable savantism of (Sanpaku), Wednesday, January 28, 2015 9:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The inscrutable savantism of (Sanpaku), Wednesday, January 28, 2015 9:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
not ignoring you, just having difficulty with the question
― UK Horseshit Cru (dog latin), Thursday, 29 January 2015 11:21 (nine years ago) link
the short term answer is sanpaku.
― estela, Thursday, 29 January 2015 11:46 (nine years ago) link
okay then!
― UK Horseshit Cru (dog latin), Thursday, 29 January 2015 11:56 (nine years ago) link
ask dog latin [Started by sorry for asshole (dog latin) in August 2012, last updated 16 minutes ago by UK Horseshit Cru (dog latin) on I Love Everything] 13 new answers
Just posted that so people think someone other than dog latin contributes to this thread.
― A trumpet growing in a garden (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 January 2015 12:17 (nine years ago) link
But the last update on this thread for a long length of time would be Dog Latin's answer
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 January 2015 12:24 (nine years ago) link
Has he FPed himself yet?
― A trumpet growing in a garden (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 January 2015 12:29 (nine years ago) link
beg your pardon?!
― UK Horseshit Cru (dog latin), Thursday, 29 January 2015 12:34 (nine years ago) link
What age do you expect to retire?
― the gabhal cabal (Bob Six), Thursday, 29 January 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link
pfffff..... probably die before i reach it, realistically.
― UK Horseshit Cru (dog latin), Thursday, 29 January 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEKtVZ0XX4
Have you ever quoth "Euge! Sophos! Hooray!"?
― how's life, Monday, 29 February 2016 23:27 (eight years ago) link