C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

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always party with people no more than ten yrs older than you. after that, it's likely to become bizarro.

ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link

1: fap
1: burt_stanton
1: everyone brings 1 pair of new undies for burt

Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 08:48 (fifteen years ago) link

hammmburgers

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link

james k polk, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:10 (fifteen years ago) link

we should have a fap, where everyone buys burt_stanton one beer.
captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.

― ian, Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:55 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ian homie u r a genius lets make this happen

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly! tho its prob best if burt just invites us all to his next law school party

ice cr?m, Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link

you don't want to go. these peoples apartments will make you feel like you live in some kind-of halfway house efficiency. 90% of the night is tooth pulling "conversation" (what do u do where do u live whre did u go to school), but the 10% fun is better than sitting in your apartment with your hand on your dick.

I'll have to give it to 32 year old still-a-bartender-but-maybe-i'll-get-more-serious-with-my-graphic-design-maybe-i'll-buy-a-silk-screen-machine-thing-and-make-t-shirts hipster parties: weed, music, shitty apartments, and stupid ass conversation.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link

yah but if all of us come itll be a lot more like that - also captain lorax on the wheels of data

ice cr?m, Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link

no reason why we cant have our hands on our dicks at a law school party

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Good idea, ice cream. Let's have a night that would make Harold Pinter proud.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

max's suggestion is perfectly in line with my vision of the night of horrors

burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

As you can tell, I'm really thrilled with my career decision here and with my colleagues. I'm a real person, though... I'll post an actual picture in that wdyll thing.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

burt youve posted like six pictures in wdyll and then you take them down immediately

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

got too many emails for girls wanting to date him, probably.

Lamp, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

no underwear in the sky no credibility

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

so when are we all having this party?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 25 January 2009 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link

C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

Ed, Sunday, 25 January 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

ass partner

))<>((

Ein Herz für Briten (Trackpants Tree), Sunday, 25 January 2009 03:49 (fifteen years ago) link

i am confused and that assmoticon is broken

CLAPSOCK (John Justen), Sunday, 25 January 2009 07:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Ein Herz für Briten (Trackpants Tree), Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

let this serve as a grand memorial

sonned by a burger beef (jjjusten), Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Was there ever a party with burt_stanton? Reading old threads and his constant anxiety over his appearance makes me want to see pictures of the guy. Such a tease!

Hey! We're ... LOL (sarahel), Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

If he's not too busy being eaten out by Hoosteen of course.

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Saturday, January 24, 2009 6:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark

this takes that joke to a whole other level

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Roxy - this thread!

sarahel, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

woah life/board synergy. taking out months' worth of empty liquor bottles - the neighbors will think I'm an insane boozehound.

Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hread title made me think of burt washing some manchild in the tub while a gentleman in a tuxedo knocked sharply at the door

― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Friday, January 23, 2009 4:59 PM (2 years ago)

Secrets will not Block Justice (harbl), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the manchild would be a midget that represents a repressed aspect of burt's psyche

sarahel, Monday, 11 April 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

three years pass...

we should have a fap, where everyone buys burt_stanton one beer.
captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.

― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 05:55 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link

clean your disgusting ass, partner

Soylent News Service (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link

company's coming

Soylent News Service (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link

Burt Stanton, Esq.: Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare client over

five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link

best ilx titular typo? you decide

Aimless, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

were Burt Stanton and Bill Magill the same guy?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

i like this thread title

Treeship, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

just imagine how insulted you'd be if your partner told you they needed to scrub you down because guests were coming over.

Treeship, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

uh

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

xp ask a booty cleaner

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

for lack of a hyphen dignity was lost

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

the ass partner as i imagine him

CoolRadio, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

four years pass...

Burt

looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 04:18 (four years ago) link

Is ads partner like a timeshare or sumfin.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 1 January 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link


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