mong summer dream (now featuring added winter, also spring)

didn't realise it stayed open dat late

i don't believe that for a second

so you guys hit it hard then?

u may recall we set off to save t0m from himself or w/e

didn't exactly go to plan

o shi

dogg bought a julia gillard voodoo cushion from a tranny, then d0gs demanded we go to the cornish, which was already shut

I tried to advise a brother-sister combo as they attempted to beat some ruff-lookin dudes at pool (they went close)

t0m and d0gs last seen in 'negotiations' if u knahmean

was this tranny colourfully named after a security fencing material

now dat is a good question, i didn't get an 'intro'

She certainly was.

I dont know how you guys dont end up dead every weekend tbh

that's not very nice

Haha no i just mean yers always seem to party so hard!

yeah why aren't youse dead yet anyway (jokes)

;_; how come everything Im saying to ppl is coming across sounding so offensive lately blargh sorry, going away now.

i was deadpanning tbch

I did wonder. Dont mind me, I had a rough weekend and was taking EVERYTHING badly heh.

At least today there is sunshine.

omg c0ck & b4ll t0trur3 are playing the tote in jan

google c&B t0rture, find jim

i'll do anything for love (but i won't do that)

It certainly makes for lolz seeing your FB status update announce you are "attending c0ck & ball t0rture at the t0te". I was like o_0

maybe the h3llf1re club should be reopened in the cobra bar

cobra bar up

snap

sounds like that's what follows!

ooh me plums

I walk away for half an hour and a Viz comic breaks out in here.

OK so I am now the CL band manager, business plan to be drawn up on the weekend - it's either a five year plan, a five-point plan or a five-point plan to be executed over five years (lil hazy on which of these it actually is)

oh dear

diddenmine d41m4roo last nite, strong richman vibes though the lyrics were consistently comedic

I liked the 'gloria' rip in the first song

i saw you lose it @ the barnsey bit too

ha yes, that was good too.

how was da fukkn supergroup performance

exceedingly subtle.. almost as if everyone was scared about being *too* audible over anyone else. probably would have ended up doing what it described pretty well were it not for a stray metronome sound going off in someone's loop pedal and the sound of a dying camera battery..

Was this the thing wot i saw a pic of on R's fb with you all in jarmies? What was that all about?

Also pls kill me for using the word "jarmies"

jammin in jammies

an evening of (mostly) restful music. occasional and unintentional noisy interjections did not really help, but the concept was a nice one.

i should point out i actually piked on wearing the pyjamas. i did go and almost buy some at km4rt but the selection was terrible and km4rt has become a genuinely depressing place

jimmy jimjams

they doin mad bu$$$$ine$$$$$$$$ tho with the new style, if talk is to be believed (xp)

i can imagine

fuckers don't even sell the crates i like anymore

mr mcdonald's tidied up that shit

big lulz @ both yr current SNs btw xpo

not by the use of crates obv xp

in other news, fuckin sick in bed with a nasty cold, guh. SO BORED but too tired to do a thing but lie here feeling shit.

ugh

Combo of 3-4 days solid drank on, then 2 days of way too much smoking + being exposed 2 nights running to my mate D and his missus who both had colds = sickness of the everything.

ah

Urrrh.... burg coma.

i chomped on fish pie for lunch

not fish taco?

you'd think so with two gentlemen's establishments literally over the road from work