1963: "Gosh I'm hungry for a burger, I'm going to McDonald's. Oh look that must be their new mascoAAAAAAAAAH!"

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The bag of fries that looks like a bloody severed hand...
The cup on the nose that must contain amyl nitrate...

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Sunday, 26 August 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

"At McDonald's it's
hack you to pie-ces
tiiiiiiiiime!!!
"

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Sunday, 26 August 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

"And Dr. Dre Mayor McCheese said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's McCheese's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
"

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Sunday, 26 August 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

"THEY ALL FLOAT!!! I'm sorry, er, I mean, would you like fries with that?"

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Sunday, 26 August 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

"Now I want you to give me your honest opinion. Do you think this hat makes me look crazy?"

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Sunday, 26 August 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

It's a little known fact that the classic Talking Heads' song 'Psycho Killer' is about David Byrne's childhood fear of this early incarnation of Ronald McDonald, as evidenced by these work-in-progress lyrics.

You start a hamburger, you can't even finish it.
You're talkin' a lot, but you're not eatin' anything.
When I have nothing to eat, my lips are sealed.
Eat in a place once, why eat there again?

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Sunday, 26 August 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

ha.

also, JESUS GOD AAAAAAAAH.

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 26 August 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not one for the 'clowns are scary' thing either but self-evident serial killers, they're pretty scary.

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 26 August 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/10852_1166813213045_7598488_n.jpg from the Philippines one of these pigs is shooting up for some reason.

dsb, Sunday, 26 August 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

Jesus feck!

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Monday, 27 August 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

^^ placement of the legs suggests many unpleasant thoughts.

Aimless, Monday, 27 August 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

apparently the Ray Kroc movie is not flattering to him

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link


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