pro tip

Tecate is the same price and awesome with lime.

120. Bring limes with you everywhere #thatguyalwayshaslimes

Tecate is never the same price :-(

or be a Hot Sauce Dude and only drink enlisted mans

119. Never, ever order a PBR, without a wedge of lime if your'e over 30

that is some p brittle elitism, even for you

120. order whatever you want, human beings

thanking u

121 Whiney is not the boss of me #beer

122. When making a list, be sure to use the number 120 twice #funwithnumbers

123. Never put your faith in a pro tip from someone called Aimless.

124. If someone says "Here, eat this, a bear dropped it," don't eat it #don'teatthingsbearswereholding

125. When two well-dressed strangers approach your door & one is carrying a satchel, they aim to talk to you about Jebus #deadbolt

I think the point is that by the time you're 30 you ought to have a stable enough income that you can afford to get whatever's more expensive than PBR.

o rly

126.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/089/406/Protip.jpg?1318992465

lol

thanks, website

is #lifehack the new pro tip?

http://i.imgur.com/mswBZGi.jpg

put your phone on "do not disturb" and not just silent so it doesn't audibly vibrate when you're using it in the toilet stall at work

are you sure that's a phone you're hearing, dude?

OMFG that is brillaint! Holy smokes!!

I have wished there was a way to do this!

what do you mean hearing? I'm the one texting from my phone

alternately use poo wavs for your texts

real pros turn keyboard sounds on in the john

whale sounds

you don't need a tongue scraper. just scrape it with floss, it works better anyway.

cats #cats #protip

12. do one push-up tomorrow. the following day, do two push-ups. continue to increase your push-ups by one with every subsequent day. by 2013 you will be world famous.

― Z S, Sunday, October 24, 2010 3:06 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey did anybody do this

yes i am world famous now thanks z s

Don't write cheques your butt can't afford, as if it had some sort of influence in the matter literally or could receive and dispense payments similar to how a conventional "ATM machine" can. #bankbutt #justimagine

take all your money, give it all to charity

-dy-dy-dy

if you're thirsty, maybe you should, you know, drink some water. you know? oh, and be a scientologist.

don't waste money on manicures; they don't last. Either pay someone to paint your toenails with your own polish or do it yourself, then touch up chips/hit it with another coat of color or topcoat for the next four to five weeks #hotfeet4cheep

idg the ph thing?? every ph i've ever had has a separate setting for 'silent' and 'vibrate'.

iPhone's default is to vibrate when you have the ringer off, Do Not Disturb mode turns that off

you can turn off vibrate on silent (under sounds) so you can just switch between silent and ringer on rather than putting it in do not disturb mode

yeah but I _want_ it to vibrate on silent! just not when I'm trying to sext on the toilet

oh i see why u would to that then

tips for living the life I live

make your hot cocoa on the stove...and then strain it to get all the clumps out

BOOM!

http://i.imgur.com/3ZLA1uA.jpg

pro tip: a taco shell you can stabilize with a fork is an abomination. avoid such taco shells as you would a rabid raccoon.

taco purism is unamerican

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gSKeCvSCpw

pro tip: being stupid and wrong-headed is worse than being unamerican

being stupid and wrong-headed is worse than being unamerican

anyway the original 'merican crispy taco with lettuce and diced tomatoes is from the Mitla Cafe in San Bernardino which is still in business and on my bucket list