Hey it's halloween, everybody should shit their pants - ilx horror crew top tens.

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Inside was actually scarier than martyrs, top ten for me too.

JacobSanders, Friday, 26 October 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

watched Inside a few weeks ago. it was good for that sort of thing, but it made me realize i've gotten a little soft in my old-er age with regards to this extreme gore stuff. i mostly just felt nauseated.

i kinda dug Deadgirl's Gus Vant Sant-esque pretty teen angst vibe, but i don't think i believed anyone's behavior/decisions in it whatsoever.

circa1916, Friday, 26 October 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

Still waiting for your point-by-point takedown of that Salon article, btw, jjj.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

emotionless disregard of the basic requirements for cinematic engagement

it's like junk food for your eyes! i think that's why i like it tbh. i don't have to care about anyone or anything, i don't have to be scared or feel like throwing up, i can just enjoy looking at the people (and panthers) doing the things. it's definitely not as good as depalma/cronenberg but there's something similar enough that makes me like it. i dunno. maybe i have terrible taste.

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah there's something gruesomely fascinating about xtro but it's not by design. depalma/cronenbeg are always in control of their aesthetics.

deadgirl def one of the better horror movies of the past few years but it didn't tip over into all-time great for me, not sure why. feel like the narrative played it a little too safe, or maybe it was the high school students who look like they've already graduated college. I know those are stupid complaints, maybe I'm partially in agreement w/ josh that these guys had a great concept but executed it in a workmanlike way. still recommend it tho.

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

i don't have to care about anyone or anything (...) i can just enjoy looking at the people (and panthers) doing the things.

this! I never worry about whether a movie is making me care about its characters. I think all I care about is atmosphere and vibe, in the end. A movie is an entity looking at me and I'm interested mainly in the feeling I get from it looking at me.

Miss Anus Regrets (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

i mean movies of all kinds are intensely emotional for me but the emotion doesn't derive from the characters or the 'plot'...

Miss Anus Regrets (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

i still think the dude who played the worse (as in most evil) of the two main characters was amazing in it, really bums me out to see him stuck slogging through tons of awful half-assed horror stuff, i was worried that that performance might make him an untouchable and i think thats happened

re: deadgirl

I'M THE ONLY ON (jjjusten), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Wow, I am the total opposite. Or at least those things are important to me. A movie doesn't need plot to move me, but a good plot needs more than atmosphere to sell it to me. And I like movies that are mostly atmosphere, or vibe, but if nothing is done well with those things then the absence of character or plot bugs me. Usually to move me a movie needs at least a couple of those things. Otherwise, I'm just looking at a screen. Def. character and plot and writing and acting elevates a movie to greatness ime. Any doof with a camera can get the atmosphere part down.

I thought the evil-er guy in Deadgirl overacted terribly, like Christian Slater in Pump Up the Volume or something. Wish they had more fun with the concept, because teens so pent up they resort to sex with restrained zombies is rife for satire, not so hot played straight. Though to its credit, it's rarely outright ugly and never seemed out strictly to shock.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

Though I do think the camera/director can be a winning character, as with Jackson or Raimi or whomever.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

considering the subject matter it could've been wildly offensive but they did get the tone right

xp

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

Any doof with a camera can get the atmosphere part down.

can't disagree with you more here

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

also never watch an argento film

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

Most of the horrors I've watched in the past few months have been oldies.

Quatermass and the Pit - slow-burn classic
Prince of Darkness - John Carpenter's final wave to fans before sinking into mediocrity.
Curse of the Crimson Alter - stagey, proto-Wicker Man with Christopher Lee, and a cameo role for an 80 year old Boris Karloff, who is actually really good.
The Silent House (original) - lots of quietly creeping around in the dark, which had me on edge. But the reveal at the end was a bummer.
Shivers - amazing Ballardian body-horror from C-bergz

And a bunch of old Hammer films w recently restored prints on shiny Blu-ray:
The Horror of Dracula
The Plague of the Zombies
The Devil Rides Out
The Reptile - considered a minor work, and formulaic, as most of 'em are, but I enjoyed it immensely.

(And the nu-Hammer: The Woman in Black with Harry Potter, which was crap.)

And I have to give mention to INBRED, as I vaguely know the director, Alex Chandon, who is a good guy. Anyway, Inbred is a fun, shoestring-budgeted splatter film with League of Gentlemen-style black comedy. Check iiiit.

DavidM, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

ike Christian Slater in Pump Up the Volume Hey now what's wrong with Christian Slater in Pump Up the Volume? I think acting has to be really horrible for bad acting to stand out to me, I hardly ever notice it. I'm easily sold on most movies though.

JacobSanders, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

I file Argento under "director provides character" a la auteur theory.

I didn't say any doof with a camera can get atmosphere right. Just that it's a lot easier to make something look cool or spooky than make someone a good actor. Which is why you never hear "wow, the acting was so good, and I really cared about the characters, but the sets looked fake."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

Nothing wrong with Slater in Volume, I guess. HIs overacting style is better on display in Heathers, which was probably a better comparison re: Deadgirl.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

Acting SUPER matters to me. I'd never diminish that element. But for me acting not necessarily = making me care about the characters...

Curse of the Crimson Alter - stagey, proto-Wicker Man with Christopher Lee, and a cameo role for an 80 year old Boris Karloff, who is actually really good.

The ritual scenes in this were absolutely delicious and perfect. Hern the Hunter!

Miss Anus Regrets (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

"wow, the acting was so good, and I really cared about the characters, but the sets looked fake." This was Aliens for me!

JacobSanders, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

Shivers - amazing Ballardian body-horror from C-bergz

sometimes I think this is my fave cronenberg, so economical, effective, and disturbing. opening montage is like some crazy gauntlet being thrown down.

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

I guess I can tolerate a lot of plot holes (xtro was nothing but plot holes) in the name of eye candy. Why else would I keep looking at the image thread from the horror poll. I just like to idly look at pictures.

For example
Barbara!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljbhhbdYGb1qz72v7o1_500.jpg

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

some of the greatest horror films ever made have terrible acting, cardboard characterizations, clumsy plotting, etc. when done right the cheapness of b-movies can make things more nightmarish and horrific. but you knew this.

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

But minus all those things, I have trouble liking b-movies that are outright witless. That's what makes, say, Hammer so awesome. They're campy and cheap but they have style and vision.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

And décolletage.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

BTW, I kept thinking of Shivers is a great example of a good concept - sexual panic made literal - done right. Been a while since I saw either, but I want to say "Rabid" did even better with the same general idea.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

Huh, ignore that gibberish before the word Shivers. Weird.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

guys i want to watch so many goddam horror movies this weekend! It hurts! 0_0

Miss Anus Regrets (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

ok I just finally got nauseated by my own dn finally

this update fixes the following known sugs (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

rabid's good but shivers is more creepy and claustrophobic, I like the way it gets down to business and then builds to a crescendo, rabid's quotidian finale is haunting but kind of anticlimactic pardon the pun

and while rabid is broader in scope, shivers somehow feels more sprawling, maybe because of the lack of a central character

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

I'm making my list today of our horror fest for this weekend, so far it's Apartment 143, Rosemary's Baby and if I can find Amer. Any thought on Ethan Hawke doing horror?

JacobSanders, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

no ethan hawke no

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

you've already ruined shakespeare, julie delphy, and the act of novel writing

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

wait are you talking that vampire movie? that was vaguely ok, but not one i would bother to seek out.

I'M THE ONLY ON (jjjusten), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

think he's talking about sinister not daybreakers but I've been wrong before

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 26 October 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I was talking about Sinister, I'm not sure if it's out yet, based on a Stephan King short story.

JacobSanders, Friday, 26 October 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

stephan king, a little known greek horror scribe of the early 1900s

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 26 October 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 October 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

HA!!

JacobSanders, Friday, 26 October 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

and his well-known post-apocalyptic novel "The Strand"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 October 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

Has anyone watched any of thesePhilippine horror films

JacobSanders, Friday, 26 October 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

Noticed that "Amer" is virtually torrent proof. Keep getting "American Horror Story."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

I just found one by googling "amer 2009 torrent " haven't tried it yet, but there are a few.

JacobSanders, Friday, 26 October 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

Watched The Oregonian last night. Interesting, but kind of missed the mark for me.

Darin, Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda dug Deadgirl's Gus Vant Sant-esque pretty teen angst vibe, but i don't think i believed anyone's behavior/decisions in it whatsoever.

― circa1916, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

watched 'deadgirl' las night and this hits the nail on the head. agree with those who said they had an interesting idea but executed it badly.

second only to popcorn (or something), Saturday, 27 October 2012 09:17 (eleven years ago) link

Just watched the Fright Night remake. Fun and goofy and allows for a couple of surprisingly nice moments in the midst of the mayhem. Effects were godawful, though, but such is the curse of the CGI age. Also, very dim looking, at least on the DVD I watched--a consequence of being shot for 3D?

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

If anything it should be brighter. If it looks dim without 3D glasses then it would have been impossible to see with them on

Number None, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

Well, the Slant review says it was "post-converted 3D," so I was wrong about what I said above about it being shot that way.

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link

That's funny, I thought it looked pretty dim on DVD, too. I was wondering if that was just because it was set almost entirely at night, and maybe the contrast doesn't pop as well at home?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

From what I remember, Colin Ferrell's sexy thrust was about the only enduring thing to take away from the remake. No small element, tho.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 07:17 (eleven years ago) link


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