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ILX Mods plot Jon Williams death via hitman! [aka Bored Of The Flies 2004]

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it's a moral morass today.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

actually it's just more ass

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Strongo otm.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Too bad it's not mo'(o)ral.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

jon says "get a life."

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Shut up and get to posting mpegs.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

get one life

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't have any issues with JW. Yet. Though I don't know that much about him as a human being (vs. a collection of little anecdotes) and I'm about 85% sure he'd be more than happy to keep that arms' distance, "we only post on the same forum" type non-interactivity up. Ok, 90% sure. 91. There. Good enough.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I reckon that mind control experts are trying to make us all kill each other, leaving a working gaia to be repopulated anew by their genetically advanced progeny. Now they are expanding their programme and the Jon Williams and Excelsior! book threads are just the first signs of our impending demise.

ILX Reloaded!
http://www.thai.net/pichate1964/matrixtrilogy02.jpg

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

We can just hire Howie Long and be done with it.

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/90/38/6718309/4529312642574l.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

http://users.wpi.edu/~wcoppock/jonwtc.jpg

JON HAS D3FENS3ZZZZZZ

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon can't be killed he is OMNIPOTENT.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Last time I checked, I wasn't a moderator...am I one now? ROCK ON!!!

**cue massive reign of destruction::

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Thursday, 24 June 2004 06:06 (nineteen years ago) link

why are you such a cockfarmer suddenly?

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Tis the season where cocks peek their heads out of the soil to be gently raked and watered by farmers.

― People love gravy and evilution (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Bringin' in a giant crop this year....

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

It's monster sized.

― People wuv gravy and evilution (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Damned GM cocks.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm buying a scythe.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

COMBINE COCK-HARVESTER!

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/0316358525.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Bring a chainsaw instead. A nice husqvarna will do.

― Peepholes wub gravy and evilution (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.gci.net/~sajohnson/akddr/unaspammer.jpg
^ ilx mods

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm a mod to some degree and I have no interest in this plot. I like Jon.

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.gci.net/~sajohnson/akddr/promphoto60.jpg

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.btinternet.com/~roads/signs/cockfosters.jpg

― Peepholes rub gravy an evilution (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.psyche-hq.de/gallery/sweden-2000/trance.jpg

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:05 (nineteen years ago) link

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Fairlight.

― Peepholes rub gravy an evil (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha WTF?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Basically Jon Williams has ruined ILX for a number of regular users, some of whom have now left. Whenever he is asked not to post countless huge images on a thread - or at least confine them to his own hilarious 'frat house' - he responds with insults and sarcasm. He shows no consideration for the other posters on this board, some of whom have been visiting ILX for a lot longer than he has. All this is in addition to the countless homophobic insults that Williams hurls at anyone who happens to like anything he considers 'faggoty'.
So in return, a number of us have decided to fuck up things for Jon Williams as much as we can. He deserves everything he gets.

ps I am a regular posting from a different computer than my normal one - you can ban this IP address or whatever, I won't be on this machine for much longer

-- GFGDF (DFGDF...), July 22nd, 2004 9:01 AM. (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Would it be fair to call this the "old-ILX European Faggot Insurgency"?

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

homocoup

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

this whole thing is tedious and tiresome. Nice threat here, too:

"He deserves everything he gets."

Some people need to step away from the computer, take a deep breath, and go outside (I'm gonna do the same in about a half-hour).

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/WORLD/meast/07/22/iraq.hostages/story.hostages.ap.jpg

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Thank you GFGDF for reminding me of why I fucking hate this board. Jesus Christ.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

HI DERE HOP EVERYOEN OKYA

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

caitlin avoid Jon Williams he is a moron and a creep

-- dfdfsdf (gdfgdf...) (webmail), July 21st, 2004 11:07 AM. (later) (link)

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― dfgdfgdfgd, Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

what is going on? why is every other thread about jon williams?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

jon, please post more about personal problems, cooking, interior decorating, favorite tv shows and work related angst. please place a pod next to you when you go to sleep tonight for assimilation.

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I LIEK INTERPOL

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i predict that within eight months this board will have sunk to the level of the discussion now surrounding mr. williams, who cannot quite be blamed for this.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

also half of the threads will be pitches for romanian-made salad shakers.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Back in the misty memories of 1999 I told Jon that I'd get his back in a (possibly pending) fight with a rail-thin Hemingway devotee with a severe Napoleonic complex. Jon's ex-, a blonde would-be bombshell and opera singer, overheard and told the rail-thin Hemingway devotee. He was furious, threw a tantrum and proved himself not of Hemingway mettle (nor Napoleon, railworker or any other mettle / metal) and asked his 6'2" bull-lesbian friend to kick my ass. She came over to me and rammed my head into a telephone pole on Thayer St. in Providence and screamed at me while I was being slowly impaled on a staple holding an Amazing Royal Crowns poster. So please don't fuck around with Jon or I'll end up piked again.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

*sniff* it's not fair...just cos he's different...(*parp*)

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Different is bad. Talk about collecting wine is good.

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

"GIRLS THINK HE'S TOO MACHO"

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

i guess Jonfest ILX (again, not blaming jon solely) annoy me because this loose agglomeration of posters rarely seem to do anything besides (a) talk/make jokes about themselves; (b) post non-sequitirs or near-non-sequitirs; (c) post large pictures; (d) post offensive remarks which seem to abuse irony for the purpose of shock; (e) talk/make jokes about any of the above. i do these things too, but not in exclusion of other things. or so i'd like to think.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

terribly appropriate xpost

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Wait, so you hate my friends but not the trolls?

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

see also:

for some reason i'm usually unwilling to think of such incidents as evidence of a trend, perhaps as a counter to the tendency to overreaction in the media and (much worse) on the part of jewish groups like the ADL. my explanation is usually: anti-semitism seems to rile people, and as such it seems to be the preferred mode of antisocial pranksters with little but riling in mind.
-- amateur!st (amateur!s...) (webmail), July 22nd, 2004 9:52 AM. (amateurist) (later) (link)


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I want my ROVO cd.
-- I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (░▒▓█▌...) (webmail), July 22nd, 2004 9:56 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

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i think so. i missed it, too. sure he's doing fine

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i guess he 'hacked' ilx and was banned as a consequence

― i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

doin' "lights" for 3xc3pt3r, terraforming, etc.

― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link

jon was murdered.

― Let's Keep This Jam Casual (jeff), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

jon is fine

― cutty, Thursday, 5 March 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link

suggest unban

― Dan I., Thursday, 5 March 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

he's not dying to come back

― cutty, Thursday, 5 March 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link

He's not dying to, but I'm sure he would if allowed.

I just alerted him that he's being discussed.

― kenan, Thursday, 5 March 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link

you should've just called drudge, dude.

― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I just assume 25% of ILX is Jon in disguise. Preemptive paranoia is better than being ninja'd yo

― bacon = bad for the face + magic for the moobs (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link

jon's fine. i think he might have moved on after his ban? never know, though.

― yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i heard he cries about it every day

― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link


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