The Choice of a New Denigration: the US Election Day 2012 Thread

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19:35 is completely "drunk and ranting at anyone still in the bar" time

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

tho maybe she does too

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

she was in the army! I bet she does

乒乓, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

Watching this whole thing is the new cinnamon challenge.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

This is like the tea party version of the Judy Garland tapes

"I was born on the fucking fourth of july!"

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEJrn9MlXN8

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

Unlike the cinnamon challenge, this actually gets better as it goes on.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

"AB stands for Breitbart" I mean you guys

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

omg the birther rant

wow

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/#!/shelly.l.dankert?fref=ts

scott seward, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

I'm curious to know more about black liberation theology!

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

oh that's the jeremiah wright weirdness. I'm actually more interested in Catholic liberation theology and its suppression in South America

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha this birther thing is amazing

captain angeroo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

how about classic liberation vibeology?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

why are you always trying to bring things back to Paula Abdul?

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

It's just the way that you love me.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

polyphonic where did you run across this?

it's pretty funny but 6 mins in getting a little wearying...

goole, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

"it's a little hard to change your miiind... after you've been convinced of something long ago"

goole, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

She reminds me of Sharon Stone in Casino. I keep expecting her to say "I AM NICKY SANTORO!"

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

goole you have to push through, there are many peaks

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

In case you want to put a face to the rant: http://en.gravatar.com/shellymic

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

if anyone wants to get at me on my omabaphone plz DM me for the number

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

really guys, this is funnier to you than W voting for Obama?

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

that was from frequently-confusing second-rate Onion-knockoff the Daily Currant

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

YouTube rant needs to be autotuned, stat.

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

so i was apprised xp

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

nothing on youtube needs to be autotuned

乒乓, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

YouTube rant needs to be autotuned, stat.

― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, November 7, 2012 3:18 PM (4 minutes ago)

oh...one of these

all mods con (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

omg 4th of july painted turtle races

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ just got to this part, dying.

By the end of my second term, Gingrich said... (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/the-donald-problem

almost makes me feel bad for mitt

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha what the hell was his campaign thinking????????

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

great cartoon today in the union tribune

https://media.utsandiego.com/img/photos/2012/11/06/sbr110612_color_t1024x1024.jpg

the late great, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

barack obartman

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

MITT

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

That Trump thing cracks me up...

Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

Is the Romney campaign going to send off a bunch of now unwearable shirts to Africa like they do after the Super Bowl every year? Because they might get a "thanks, but no thanks".

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

this is what romney would have looked like after presidential aging took effect:

http://guerreroerrante.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/paulie_walnuts.jpg

sug ones (omar little), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

An Obamaphone ringtone actually exists, and it's awesome:

http://soundcloud.com/wtfbrahh/got-obama-phone-ringtone

weak willie (longneck), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

polyphonic where did you run across this?

Devin Faraci posted it on twitter.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

And Richard Lawson soon after that.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

oh man i am in the final run of that youtube and she is rambling about breitbart and holy shit this is amazing

All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

seriously half that rant is I SPEND ALL MY TIME ON THE INTERNET AND YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS DON'T SHARE ANY OF MY POSTS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

My goddamn butterscotch schnapps!

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

if only some of you PUSSIES had shared her posts with your LIBERAL FRIENDS on FACEBUTT then maybe it would be different today

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

YOU RON PAUL VOTING MOTHERFUCKERS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKi_Ce0c6FU

balls, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

wow so far these 24 minutes of "Get In The Ring" outtakes are delivering the goods, thanks y'all

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link


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