The Choice of a New Denigration: the US Election Day 2012 Thread

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so i was apprised xp

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

nothing on youtube needs to be autotuned

乒乓, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

YouTube rant needs to be autotuned, stat.

― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, November 7, 2012 3:18 PM (4 minutes ago)

oh...one of these

all mods con (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

omg 4th of july painted turtle races

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ just got to this part, dying.

By the end of my second term, Gingrich said... (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/the-donald-problem

almost makes me feel bad for mitt

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha what the hell was his campaign thinking????????

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

great cartoon today in the union tribune

https://media.utsandiego.com/img/photos/2012/11/06/sbr110612_color_t1024x1024.jpg

the late great, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

barack obartman

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

MITT

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

That Trump thing cracks me up...

Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

Is the Romney campaign going to send off a bunch of now unwearable shirts to Africa like they do after the Super Bowl every year? Because they might get a "thanks, but no thanks".

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

this is what romney would have looked like after presidential aging took effect:

http://guerreroerrante.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/paulie_walnuts.jpg

sug ones (omar little), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

An Obamaphone ringtone actually exists, and it's awesome:

http://soundcloud.com/wtfbrahh/got-obama-phone-ringtone

weak willie (longneck), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

polyphonic where did you run across this?

Devin Faraci posted it on twitter.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

And Richard Lawson soon after that.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

oh man i am in the final run of that youtube and she is rambling about breitbart and holy shit this is amazing

All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

seriously half that rant is I SPEND ALL MY TIME ON THE INTERNET AND YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS DON'T SHARE ANY OF MY POSTS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

My goddamn butterscotch schnapps!

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

if only some of you PUSSIES had shared her posts with your LIBERAL FRIENDS on FACEBUTT then maybe it would be different today

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

YOU RON PAUL VOTING MOTHERFUCKERS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKi_Ce0c6FU

balls, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

wow so far these 24 minutes of "Get In The Ring" outtakes are delivering the goods, thanks y'all

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

KISS...MY...ASS! You wanna really do it, I'll give you my FUCKING address! Better yet, Google my God-Damn name! FIND it yourself and SHOW UP UNANNOUNCED! I'll be happy to fucking greet you at my door; I'll be happy to find you in my BEDROOM in the middle of the night, you ASSHOLES! COME ON OVER! I'll FUCKING KILL YOU and I'll ENJOY DOING IT!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

Devin Faraci posted it on twitter.

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, November 7, 2012 3:36 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And Richard Lawson soon after that.

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, November 7, 2012 3:37 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i'll have to look up who these guys are

goole, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

yes, her whole rant is aimed at other conservatives on the internet, who didn't like or share her videos enough, thereby throwing the election. very breitbartian, that woman.

goole, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

I don't really know who Devin Faraci is. I just followed him this week based on a retweet.

Rich Lawson is ex-Gawker.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

balls's video also mandatory viewing IMO, the more that can be done to raise awareness of how screwy poll-watching and election-running is, the better.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

GO...TO...HELL! LIBERTARIANS!

full transcript of this would be just a goldmine of ways to cut any ILX clusterfucks to the chase

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

I wish I could say that pollwatcher video was shocking, but it absolutely isn't.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

The bit where he talks about the Aurora shooting is nagl

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

I've been sick and tired of being nice. I've been nice, online. You wanna see me, become a bitch? No, you don't, nobody does. I won't - I'll calm down. I won't be... I'll calm down. I am really pissed off tonight. I have busted my ass, I have spent thousands of hours. And I have more hours to spend than most of you, I realize that. I don't have children. I live alone. I can spend all of my free time dedicated to working online! And all of the hours that I've spent online - WORKING FOR YOU PEOPLE is how I see it, working FOR THIS COUNTRY is how I see it. And you people don't even EXCELSIOR THE SHIT I POST!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

I spent eight months in a Palin group. And for WHAT?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

Now featuring lounge music: http://soundcloud.com/eptc/obama-was-re-elected-woman

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

well, i know what part i'm reading for my audition

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

unskewed polls....the face of real america

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/506367736bb3f7cc4b00000f-400-300/dean-chambers.jpg

captain angeroo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

in fairness, real America does kind of look like a potato

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

AND WE JUST MADE HASHBROWNS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

captain angeroo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

a potato hanging on a christmas tree if you squint

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

that's not real america...that's unskewed america

iatee, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

did someone say... "Christmas tree"?

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/christmas_tree.jpg

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

tbf *I* am losing my job because of Obama. but the tradeoff is millions of people being able to get health insurance so...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

Either act like a Goddamn adult and JOIN US in the fight against what is real, uh, a REAL THREAT TO US... or go.. the Hell.. away! Go find some little obscure group on Facebook where you can all call everybody in the world names, and lump everybody from one group into another group, and be done with it!

^^^ the finale, would make a good inspirational macro-meme imo

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

that rant is o____O

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

tbf mitt is already unemployed, as he said when commiserating with new hampshire voters

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link


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