worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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i can't believe guy fieri would whore himself out like that

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

Huh, from the nose up he looks like Corey Feldman.

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

Born Guy Ramsay Feldman

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

So Guy jetted off to the Big Apple. Over the course of three frenetic weeks in front of cameras, he rose to the top of the high-stress battle of wit and kitchen smarts like the fat in a cooled pork stew.

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

the fat also rises

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

i feel kinda spent after all this

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:54 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what do you think guy fieri's post-coital cigarette of choice is

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

and would he let you have a drag

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

A fried Marlboro

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

Kool Milds drenched in donkey sauce

does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

unfiltered lucky strikes with shredded pork where the tobacco should be

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

wasabi clove with rasperry reduction

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

guy fieri's aesthetic is many things but the word "reduction" has never been a part of it

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

one of those camel crush things but when you squeeze the filter it shoots warm bacon fat into your mouth

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

just a ball of bacon grease in the filter

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

chorizo-infused filter (extra long)

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

he just lights up a stick of teriyaki beef jerky

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

slim jim man, slim jim

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Product/618674b.jpg

shit is like a pack of black and mild's to him

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

ahem strongo might I point you to Guy's South Beach Mojito with blueberry reduction and Wild Lemon Martini with lemon reduction

*drops mic*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

GF smokes $100 bills

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/business/men/guy-fieri-net-worth/

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

what he didn't tell you is that "reduction" is actually code for "hunk of balled up chicken grease."

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

reduction = donkey sauce

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

the last thing you hear before you die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-LiPvdAjDY

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

if only i could bend fieris ear i am sure that i could get the graveyson on his shot menu for thanksgiving, i could be a thousandaire

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

which is to say, ENBB has an underappreciated post upthread

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

secret shot menu designed by celebrity bartender fluffy bear

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

btw y'all i just emailed guy about the dr. strongo's restaurant

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

if it goes through, yr all hired. in some capacity.

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

drink menu really should just be a series of before and after photos

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

the "South Beach mojito" I know has ingredients that might frighten Mr. Fieri.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

he means semen everyone

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

I meant tofu

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

semen-flavored tofu

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

jjjusten and FB should have a separate bar in the restaurant called the 'lab' where they concoct new and exciting drinks in realtime for customers

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

also known as STFU

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

to be fair, its only illegal if you serve human semen at a restaurant

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

exciting possibilities for dog and horse semen

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

before you move forward with this idea, you might want to run that by someone who is an actual lawyer

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

this restaurant will be located somewhere with no extradition treaties

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, come on

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

"it's legal" - successful lawyer who burned a teddy ruxpin doll while high on DMT

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

South Beach!

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

you think i haven't put nearly ten years of thought into this

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

god bless strongo hulkington for doing the lord's work in this thread

j., Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

drink menu really should just be a series of before and after photos

― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this needs to be a thing

"I'd better stay away from the drink that made this man cry, and I don't know if I want to go as far as the guy with his head on the table, but this guy's making out with a woman who I would probably find attractive in his state, so let's start there."

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

I have had the same damn smashmouth song in my head for the last three hours and it's this thread's fault. I hate all of you.

ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

hey now.

you're a rockstar

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

(sorry)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link


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