i can't believe guy fieri would whore himself out like that
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BAZWqwf35Qc/S405-upuWVI/AAAAAAAACOU/P_qQy5o6Giw/S1600-R/HeaderNew1.jpg
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
Huh, from the nose up he looks like Corey Feldman.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
Born Guy Ramsay Feldman
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
So Guy jetted off to the Big Apple. Over the course of three frenetic weeks in front of cameras, he rose to the top of the high-stress battle of wit and kitchen smarts like the fat in a cooled pork stew.
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
the fat also rises
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
i feel kinda spent after all this
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:54 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what do you think guy fieri's post-coital cigarette of choice is
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
and would he let you have a drag
A fried Marlboro
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
Kool Milds drenched in donkey sauce
― does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
unfiltered lucky strikes with shredded pork where the tobacco should be
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
wasabi clove with rasperry reduction
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
guy fieri's aesthetic is many things but the word "reduction" has never been a part of it
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
one of those camel crush things but when you squeeze the filter it shoots warm bacon fat into your mouth
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
just a ball of bacon grease in the filter
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
chorizo-infused filter (extra long)
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
he just lights up a stick of teriyaki beef jerky
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
slim jim man, slim jim
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Product/618674b.jpg
shit is like a pack of black and mild's to him
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
ahem strongo might I point you to Guy's South Beach Mojito with blueberry reduction and Wild Lemon Martini with lemon reduction
*drops mic*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
GF smokes $100 bills
http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/business/men/guy-fieri-net-worth/
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
what he didn't tell you is that "reduction" is actually code for "hunk of balled up chicken grease."
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
lol!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
reduction = donkey sauce
the last thing you hear before you die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-LiPvdAjDY
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
if only i could bend fieris ear i am sure that i could get the graveyson on his shot menu for thanksgiving, i could be a thousandaire
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
which is to say, ENBB has an underappreciated post upthread
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
secret shot menu designed by celebrity bartender fluffy bear
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
btw y'all i just emailed guy about the dr. strongo's restaurant
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
if it goes through, yr all hired. in some capacity.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
drink menu really should just be a series of before and after photos
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
the "South Beach mojito" I know has ingredients that might frighten Mr. Fieri.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
he means semen everyone
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
I meant tofu
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
semen-flavored tofu
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
jjjusten and FB should have a separate bar in the restaurant called the 'lab' where they concoct new and exciting drinks in realtime for customers
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
also known as STFU
to be fair, its only illegal if you serve human semen at a restaurant
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
exciting possibilities for dog and horse semen
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
before you move forward with this idea, you might want to run that by someone who is an actual lawyer
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
this restaurant will be located somewhere with no extradition treaties
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, come on
"it's legal" - successful lawyer who burned a teddy ruxpin doll while high on DMT
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
South Beach!
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
you think i haven't put nearly ten years of thought into this
god bless strongo hulkington for doing the lord's work in this thread
― j., Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this needs to be a thing
"I'd better stay away from the drink that made this man cry, and I don't know if I want to go as far as the guy with his head on the table, but this guy's making out with a woman who I would probably find attractive in his state, so let's start there."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
I have had the same damn smashmouth song in my head for the last three hours and it's this thread's fault. I hate all of you.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
hey now.
you're a rockstar
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
(sorry)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link