Assuming every one on this thread saw the Guy Fieri/Matthew McCoughney Food Network special, but if not just a taste of the greatest TV ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKxfbRpEPu8&feature=relmfu
― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
bongos, brah.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
bon-gos.
can i just say how much better that clip is, and it's perfect to begin with, with prince's "it's gonna be a beautiful night" playing behind it.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
I took advantage of being at tex wasabi's to chow down on a plate of garlic-margarita-lasagna-poppers. They were nachos but tex wasabi's called them garlic-margarita-lasagna-poppers. Yes, on this occasion I laid in a considerable store. I distributed them equally between my four pockets, and sucked them turn and turn about. This raised a problem which I first solved in the following way. I had say sixteen garlic-margarita-lasagna-poppers, four in each of my four pockets these being the two pockets of my trousers and the two pockets of my greatcoat. Taking a garlic-margarita-lasagna-popper from the right pocket of my greatcoat, and putting it in my mouth, I replaced it in the right pocket of my greatcoat by a garlic-margarita-lasagna-popper from the right pocket of my trousers, which I replaced by a garlic-margarita-lasagna-popper from the left pocket of my trousers, which I replaced by a garlic-margarita-lasagna-popper from the left pocket of my greatcoat, which I replaced by the garlic-margarita-lasagna-popper which was in my mouth, as soon as I had finished sucking it. Thus there were still four garlic-margarita-lasagna-poppers in each of my four pockets, but not quite the same garlic-margarita-lasagna-poppers. And when the desire to suck took hold of me again, I drew again on the right pocket of my greatcoat, certain of not taking the same garlic-margarita-lasagna-popper as the last time.
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
I. THE SAUCING OF THE DONKEYS
APRIL is the money-iest month, breeding Pepper jack out of the dead land, mixing Sushi rice and desire, stirring Blue curacao with pineapple schnapps. Guy kept us warm, covering Fries in liquid vomit, feeding Idiots with dried tubers.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
I AM STARVING AFTER READING THIS THREAD
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
i want some ribs with a full carafe of donkey sauce
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
I also am totally down to eat at this NYC restaurant in times sq.
lmao @ uh oh
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
all right so far we got dayo, homo ii, djp, jjj, me, who else?
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
I'd just like to interject for a moment, only to say in my best McConaughey voice:
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
ME!
It may be years before I make to new york tho
can we make this sorta soon? I am hungry. I am all the way in Denver, though, so I need a bit of advance notice.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
does attending in spirit count as attendance?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder if it'll be better than Toby Keith's restaurant.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
man i would totally hang out with both toby keith and guy fieri
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
i am the worst person
Toby Keith's a more valuable member of society, unless of course he fills that red solo cup with melted pepper jack cheese and sushi rolls, in which case he can fuck right off.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
there's a Toby Keith's not far from my office
I want to go there less than I want to go to Guy Fieri's anything
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
love, peace and taco grease,
guy
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ my new email signature at work
well that toby keith place seems to just want to be a sorta boring theme joint whereas fieri seems intent on actually really fucking with you
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
i wish carrot top had his own restaurant. I'd MOVE IN.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
we'll put jack on your fish, it's the american way
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
monterey jack cheese is so dumb
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
i mean as funny as this thread has been on some deep level the fact that a man famous for cramming greasy oversized bites into his glistening maw and then making beastial sex grunts has transfixed a nation is some sorta sociopathic underground river of shame bursting through the crust of the american psyche
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
up next: some dude named adam eats himself to death while people cheer
toby keith just puts an american flag on everything - guy fieri gets all up in your grill with crazy ill-advised flavors
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
dont get me wrong, i like it this way, but the rest of the world isnt generally so down with my particular brand of chaos
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:40 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
obv i am in
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
cad will be responsible for matching for all of us drinks from the cocktail menu
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
a guy-fierimellier if you will
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002193913/3452810070_2819204115_woman_raising_hand_answer_1_xlarge_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
honestly is there anyone itt who would DECLINE a roadtrip?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
i swear to you i will make fieri fap happen
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
I can be in the heart of Manhattan in (checks gas tank) 7 hours.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDcpXlttqq4
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
cockin it livin it lovin it
http://guysamerican.com/images/logo-lovin.png
― fiscal cliff burton (get bent), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
PRICES Soups, salads and appetizers, $8.95 to $16.50; sandwiches, pastas and main courses, $16.95 to $31.50.
I'm bringing a flask and a sandwich.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
guys, we can share one portion.
I'm not sharing my blue radioactive martini though.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
i'll totally share my tofu mojito with you, AP
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
if you think i won't be shotgunning beers in an alley behind guy's greasepit before this you are insane, what do you think i am made of pepper jack
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
and there's no way I can eat a whole rack of Motley Que ribs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
salted whiskey caramel fool is all mine tho
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
i'd probably go for the pat la frieda strip steak and order it blood red.
― fiscal cliff burton (get bent), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
HAY WHO WANTS BUFFALO BLEU-SABI WINGS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
i think i'm gonna have to be drunk to just not freak out the minute i walk in the door
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
eww-sabi
― fiscal cliff burton (get bent), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.thesmartkitchenblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/0_22-Original-screen-used-Golden-Ticket-from-Willy-Wonka-the-Chocolate-Factory1.jpg
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link