Good/awful names for fantasy football teams/five-a-side squads/sporting pub quiz teams

(I have no idea how well supported Crewe are away from home, I feel I should point out. And given my abject failure to go to any of Southampton's games in the county in which I actually frickin' live this season, well, hush my mouth etc.)

RZA As Bobby Hassell
Ghostface Milla
Cappabonner
Inspectah Cech
Metgod Man

(you see what I was getting at)

Bela Lugosi's Offside

Stavanger New Viking

I would be able to tell you how well-supported Crewe were away next season but it looks like they're gonna elude us. :(

I should come up with one of my own now.

Pokemon! Gotta Cattermole

10p Cheaper Than Dalian Atkinson (And Ten Times Better)

Mondragon! Cottee Cattermole

Dump The Body In Paul Lake

Wolves In The Trophy Room

Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well

Borussia Mönchensadsacks

Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well

Winner.

my housemates 7 a side team is called wings and fries albion.

I'm Fucking Matt Taylor

Urgh! A Mark Waugh

The Picture of Dorian Dervitte
Peter Ndlovu's Phoenix Nights

I once had a quiz team called Never Mind the Boruc

(this obv only works if you pronounce it properly)

Also the John Collins Fan Club (hi dere Julian Clary nostalgia which no-one in the pub knew about, giving us (1) some odd looks and (2) quite an advantage in a pop-culture-heavy quiz)

Don't Rate The Player, Rate The Game

Norfolk Enchants

You're Arshavin a Laugh

White Hunter Ian Harte

I also came up with "If The Beatles Had Roy Hunter" last night, but that may be too obscure.

is there a more common good/awful five-a-side name than Arselona?

Roque Santa Gold

is there a more common good/awful five-a-side name than Arselona?

― ogmor, Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:03 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Barely Athletic

Kids TV Special:

Mysterious Sitters of Gold
Jamie And His Magic Sponge
Defensive Midfielders of the Earth
He-Man And The Masters Of The Long Throw-In
Rijkaard Breackers
Rossi and Quim
Pinky and Preki

Rijkaard Breackers

a+

never in diouf

The Sensational Alex Nyarko Band
This Time I Know It's McGreal
4-5-1 Is A Joke
Supercadamarteristicexpialidocious
Ferrie Bodde's Happy Nowadays

Wayne Bridges of Madison County

never in diouf

Never in Kuyt, surely?

Oh, I just saw Mike used that on the "Liverpool will contrive to arse this up 2008/09" thread. Sorry!

Clingan's On The Starboard Bow

Echo and the Hahnemann

Evidently Cheltenham Town

Robert Peston Northend

Running Up On That Cahill

Downings Syndrome

inter yer nan.

Echo and the Hahnemann

10/10

i don't fink i can be arsed o

Smack My Bischoff
Heeeey Mokoena
NWA & The Possebon

Cerebral Paisley

The Devil's Rideout
You Can Stand Under My Vince Grella

Depressed Beyond Ablett

Diop It Like It's Hot
Dedicated Followers of Fashanu
We Are The Gary Breen Preservation Society
Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any Morten Gamst Pedersen
I've Thought About Behrami
Rummennigges With Attitude
Camper Van Persie
Radamel Falcao Garcia Comes Your Man

James Brown Is Dead... Dead excited about his goalscoring record for Hartlepool

Kid Cudicini.

Icke Can't Go For That (Nogan Do)
Heerenveen And Heerenveen And Here We Go

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselinkin Park

Ji Sung Park Life

Edelman, Luck, and Plummer

Bolasie Come Home

I have been rolling with Insane Clown Pochettino this season so kinda mortified to see Nakh's more elegant if more obscure version upthread.

Onomah of the State.

Rican Havoc

Kantés To The Side.

Bumping for the Euros.

In Sane In De Bruyne

koeman feel the moyes

― plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 23 October 2017 14:09 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Slow Lloris

― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:38 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^that's been rattling around my head for a while. IRONICALLY HE'S EXCEPTIONALLY F

― check yr poptimism (imago), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:42 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbph I would be happy for him to concede following a Boruc-style fuckup so as to allow the "slow Lloris loves getting tackled" joke

― in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 23 March 2014 16:59 (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just remembered this and googled and apparently no-one else in the world has made this joke despite it literally happening in a world cup final

open call for fantasy football team names for the 2022/23 season

or, please give me ideas I can steal for office FF league