rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

is it just the sweetcorn that makes the thing on the left look so much like a bowl of shit?

did sweet sixteen ever come out on vinyl? love that album so much...

taco bell calls its desserts "sweet treats"

no lie though I've been meaning to check out the new 99 cent grillers

http://i.imgur.com/5zoeS.jpg

The new dessert menu includes a new cookie sandwich which features two triangular chocolate chip cookies, filled with vanilla cream - available for $1.29. The menu also includes a churro for $0.99. These items will complement the company's existing dessert range, which includes caramel apple empanada and bite-sized Cinnamon Twists.

my goodness

http://i.imgur.com/w5krf.jpg

what the hell this honestly can't be the size of what you get for 99 cents

http://i.imgur.com/KSzCy.jpg

mcdonalds snackers are more expensive and nowhere near that big

http://i.imgur.com/vYH6e.png

http://i.imgur.com/XHXwJ.png

Frutista also the name of the font that ad is set in

today is the day that I learned that BK actually has a triple whopper out

http://i.imgur.com/y5V0l.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OJAoU.png

reminds me of when I visited montreal in high school and we all found out that the mcdonalds there had a big mac but with three patties - of course we all got one, and were like, damn, canadians be gettin down on some freaky shit across the border, so amazing that literally you can just cross this magic line and all of a sudden you can buy a big mac with three patties and it's actually cheaper too (this was before parity)

Wow; I'm gonna have to get on that Triple Whopper. I once ate a Double Whopper a day for about four months straight. I regret nothing.

of course wendy's has a triple stacker too

http://i.imgur.com/mAHwy.png

mcdonald's sadly lagging behind

waiting for the mckie d's brass to be like... fuck it... we're going to four

four patties

*gasps are heard in the board room, somebody faints*

The McColon Filler

I love how there were probably hour-long meetings in the Wendy's marketing department about the wording of that ad. "No, no, we HAVE to say 'hot off the grill'; studies show it'll increase our sales 7%."

Dave's Hot'N Juicy Hamburgers sounds very erotic

Especially since he's dead.

http://i.imgur.com/hY8B0.jpg

I am told that this picture depicts a 'langostino lobster bite' from long john silvers

alls I gotta say is whomever invented Fried PB&J clouds deserves to die hideously

that sounds delicious

those lobster bites look fine but any form of fast seafood is obv evil

btw mc rib is back.

I had one two weeks ago

those lobster bites look fine but any form of fast seafood is obv evil

spoken like a man who has never dined at NORDSEE

truth be told, i've enjoyed plenty of battered sea fare that may as well have been "fast food".

battering and frying is probably the best or second best way to enjoy seafood tbh

You are now watching the throne
Don't let me eat a P'Zone

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 9:01 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

underrated post btw, all I acn think about now when I hear that song

my friend just informed me I actually had a famous bowl in 2007

iirc Wendy's lets you double the meat of anything for real cheap. I knew a dude who got double triple burgers all the time. He was cool.

And then his heart blew up.

haha thanks re: p'zone line, it basically took over the song for me too

http://gawker.com/5972629/subway-quietly-unveils-creamy-sriracha-sauce-at-select-locations

tbf sriracha + mayo is a p classic combo

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/07/ibrahim-langoo-brain-kidney-kfc_n_2425917.html

I was at a best buy tody and saw this: http://i.imgur.com/r9nNq.jpg

all digital technology should employ an autoreplace that retypes PIZZA in that typeface

https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/289059261479280640/photo/1

lookin forward to this

http://gawker.com/5979826/taco-bell-ceo-confirms-cool-ranch-doritos-locos-tacos-coming-soon

And Taco Bell doesn't plan to stop at Cool Ranch flavor neither. According to insider reports, the chain is currently testing a chile-lime flavored Flamas Doritos shell with the hopes of launching a mix-and-match variety pack in the near future.

so fucking excited!!

man, we went to get our locos tacos last week and I tried one of those griller things as a side-dish to my tacos. fuck that, locos tacos or nothing.

I've never been to this legendary Taco Bell in Chicago. How sad!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/taco-bell-chicago-5

That is amazing.

Frito-Lay announced the release of Taco Bell Doritos, which will taste like Taco Bell Doritos Loco tacos, which taste like Doritos.

http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-doritos-taco-bell-chips-20130131,0,1915559.story

that's giving me a headache

so as far as I can figure, it tastes like...nothing? they cancel each other out right?

Scientists Warn That Taco Bell Doritos Could Possibly Create A Supermassive 'Taco Bell Black Hole,' Swallowing Up The Entire Earth

"This is how wormholes are created! Are they insane?"

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