Good/awful names for fantasy football teams/five-a-side squads/sporting pub quiz teams

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Borussia Mönchensadsacks

cozwn, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well

Winner.

Holy Suffering Gobi Desert Clit Nun (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link

my housemates 7 a side team is called wings and fries albion.

straightola, Thursday, 5 February 2009 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm Fucking Matt Taylor

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Urgh! A Mark Waugh

The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link

The Picture of Dorian Dervitte
Peter Ndlovu's Phoenix Nights

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 7 February 2009 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I once had a quiz team called Never Mind the Boruc

(this obv only works if you pronounce it properly)

Also the John Collins Fan Club (hi dere Julian Clary nostalgia which no-one in the pub knew about, giving us (1) some odd looks and (2) quite an advantage in a pop-culture-heavy quiz)

ailsa, Saturday, 7 February 2009 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't Rate The Player, Rate The Game

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 7 February 2009 10:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Norfolk Enchants

o_O (ken c), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link

You're Arshavin a Laugh

ailsa, Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link

White Hunter Ian Harte

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I also came up with "If The Beatles Had Roy Hunter" last night, but that may be too obscure.

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:41 (fifteen years ago) link

is there a more common good/awful five-a-side name than Arselona?

ogmor, Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Roque Santa Gold

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

is there a more common good/awful five-a-side name than Arselona?

― ogmor, Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:03 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Barely Athletic

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Kids TV Special:

Mysterious Sitters of Gold
Jamie And His Magic Sponge
Defensive Midfielders of the Earth
He-Man And The Masters Of The Long Throw-In
Rijkaard Breackers
Rossi and Quim
Pinky and Preki

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Rijkaard Breackers

a+

. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

never in diouf

o_O (ken c), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

The Sensational Alex Nyarko Band
This Time I Know It's McGreal
4-5-1 Is A Joke
Supercadamarteristicexpialidocious
Ferrie Bodde's Happy Nowadays

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 8 February 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Wayne Bridges of Madison County

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link

never in diouf

Never in Kuyt, surely?

ailsa, Sunday, 8 February 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, I just saw Mike used that on the "Liverpool will contrive to arse this up 2008/09" thread. Sorry!

ailsa, Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Clingan's On The Starboard Bow

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Echo and the Hahnemann

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 21 February 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Evidently Cheltenham Town

Captain Save-Ahlo (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Robert Peston Northend

Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Running Up On That Cahill

tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Downings Syndrome

tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

inter yer nan.

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Echo and the Hahnemann

10/10

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't fink i can be arsed o

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Smack My Bischoff
Heeeey Mokoena
NWA & The Possebon

tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Cerebral Paisley

Dennis Croissanwich (Mexican Sleeping Pill), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

The Devil's Rideout
You Can Stand Under My Vince Grella

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Depressed Beyond Ablett

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Diop It Like It's Hot
Dedicated Followers of Fashanu
We Are The Gary Breen Preservation Society
Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any Morten Gamst Pedersen
I've Thought About Behrami
Rummennigges With Attitude
Camper Van Persie
Radamel Falcao Garcia Comes Your Man

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

James Brown Is Dead... Dead excited about his goalscoring record for Hartlepool

Captain Save-Ahlo (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Kid Cudicini.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Icke Can't Go For That (Nogan Do)
Heerenveen And Heerenveen And Here We Go

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselinkin Park

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Ji Sung Park Life

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Knowing me knowing you saha

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Wes Brown In The Tube Station With Zat Knight
Canniggia Lovers

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Dogs Die In Huish Park
Wu-Tang Academical

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I Wanted Joe Hart

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link

you guys are killing me, that last one is perfect

they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link

2 pints of Schweinsteiger and a packet of Fritz

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Shaking Their Bits To The Hitzlsperger

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Delap Ref 41 Degryse North 93 Degryse West

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Camino Del Sol Campbell

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Slow Lloris

― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:38 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^that's been rattling around my head for a while. IRONICALLY HE'S EXCEPTIONALLY F

― check yr poptimism (imago), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:42 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbph I would be happy for him to concede following a Boruc-style fuckup so as to allow the "slow Lloris loves getting tackled" joke

― in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 23 March 2014 16:59 (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just remembered this and googled and apparently no-one else in the world has made this joke despite it literally happening in a world cup final

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 August 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link

three years pass...

open call for fantasy football team names for the 2022/23 season

or, please give me ideas I can steal for office FF league

salsa shark, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link


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