ur dropped sry
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
;_;
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
older manhattan residents trekking to brooklyn looking confused excited and out of place is a real and kinda funny thing tho, you just want to say to them you know its not really any better right
You're a bore and rube if you haven't eaten where everybody has eaten
Ironically, saying something like this makes you about as boring (and boorish) as they come. And also a rube.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
boorish, rubbish
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
hate the game not the player xp
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
I dunno what it says about me that at least half of my favorite places to eat are a) dark and b) small
wrong thread
― iatee, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
Modern life has become a three- and often four- or five-meal-a-day restaurant habit. There is the breakfast meeting. At one time, egg-white-only breakfast meetings were a behaviour limited to fat cats - but fat-cat rituals are what we all emulate. So now it's unthinkable for the rest of us to begin a day without a breakfast meeting (the most important meeting of the day). We are all would-be entrepreneurs, or creative collaborators, or producers of you-name-it, trying to woo potential partners over porridge.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
what the hell is this guy talking about
"yeah so this taqueria is like a super exclusive place, it's wicked hard to get a table but i know the owner so it's cool yeah there he is YO WHAT UP DAWG HOW U DOIN" *daps*
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
if i had to have breakfast meetings id prob write columns that read like suicide notes too
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
the more i think about this piece, the better it gets, especially when read in the voice of grandpa simpson.
― s.clover, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
im imagining it written in the locked bathroom of a restaurant michael wolfe couldnt get a reservation to, the staff are banging on the door saying the restaurant is full try coming back after 1030
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
spinoff thread idea: people who should be carpet bombed
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
that entire article is hilarious and the best unintentional self-parody of the year
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
there are, I understand, four levels of the McNally rating system, with his old girlfriends at the bottom and Jude Law at the top
I refuse to believe he didn't write this as to mean that Jude Law is fucking his old girlfriends
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/10/opinion/sunday/living-with-less-a-lot-less.html?smid=pl-share
member of the ruling class had a quiddity, solves it, wants to help u solve ur quiddities too
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
I agree with the premise but could it have been more annoyingly delivered
all u need is a babe a laptop and tons of money is p otm
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
my babe folds into my wall in my studio
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
My circumstances are unusual (not everyone gets an Internet windfall before turning 30),
fyi I'm kind of a big deal
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
"the black turbocharged Volvo...with a remote starter!" is really where the lols began to set in, imo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
u can travel all u want as long as u buy carbon offsets
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
how much are asshole offsets
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
and just in case you missed it the firt time, once more with feeling: I’m lucky, obviously; not everyone gets a windfall from a tech start-up sale.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
"show of hands: who here has an internet windfall"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
You should figure out how to stop living in a house, and instead jet around the world with your girlfriend, selling companies from your laptop. It's pretty sweet.
― schwantz, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
I gave an old lute I haven't played in years to a friend. This is fun. Now I'm almost done, and it is really true that less is more.
pshh, she'd never see u if u had no lute.
― Hunt3r, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
step 1: find beautiful ladystep 2: ?step 3: success + tiny house
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
loooooooool hunt3r
Members of every socioeconomic bracket can and do deluge themselves with products.
not sure you totally understand socioeconomics :(
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
HALP I AM DROWNING IN LUTES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/92KbgfX.jpg
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
so minimalist i even sold all my colors
A compulsive entrepreneur, I worked all the time and started new companies from an office that fit in my solar backpack.
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
my solar backpack.
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
finally i told olga, i don't need the burden of a girl all the time, it's more efficient to rent one when i really need one. do svidaniya.
― Hunt3r, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
this guy had it all and he gave it up to live in a hip loft
― iatee, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
now its just me and my fleshlight under this bridge starting companies
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
my solar fleshlight
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
bragging about not having any CDs comes across pretty weird to anyone under 30
― iatee, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
bragging about solar backpacks comes across as loool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
I realized I needed to downsize my life
I got rid of my 8-track player, all of my laserdisks, 10,000 floppy disks
― iatee, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
I realized that my floppy disks weren't even making me happy anymore
― iatee, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' to her friends behind his back
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
"I remember when you used to drive a turbocharged Volvo"
I bet his fold-out tables and beds cost more than all the furniture in my house.
― schwantz, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, March 11, 2013 7:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
now he's stuck with a solar-powered vulva
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
its funny how he keeps getting these big places and then filling them w roommates cause they seem too big, maybe you just dont like roommates bruh
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:43 (eleven years ago) link