*applause*
― brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 April 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
hushed, polite applause.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
*drunk guy yelling 'get in the hole!'*
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha
― frogbs, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 April 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
"Columnist Mark Cannizzarro says he should have withdrawn."
― 乒乓, Monday, 15 April 2013 11:53 (eleven years ago) link
that was the worst meme floated by commentators and golfers all weekend
― The Great Forgiver (dandydonweiner), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
One back. Time to turn on the TV.
― clemenza, Saturday, 15 June 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link
Four back--misread the leaderboard online. Guess I'll leave the TV on anyway, watch some of the other golfers.
― clemenza, Saturday, 15 June 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
how is he 1 back? you mean 4? ok yea
there is still not much scoring out there 2day
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 15 June 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
v makeable putt on 17 to get to -10 > then birdie 18 = 59
― johnny crunch, Friday, 2 August 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
Is this the course he was griping about, re: slow greens?
― things are going to get better or worse (WilliamC), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link
oh well, 60 or 61 is a p good score also
― johnny crunch, Friday, 2 August 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link
Happy fifth anniversary?
http://deadspin.com/5496451/sexting-tiger-threatened-to-slap-spank-bite-and-fuck-till-mercy/1664114898/
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 November 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
Funny haha thread this one
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 November 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
"During a crush of photographers as the awards podium at the World Cup event in Italy, a media member with a shoulder-mounted video camera pushed and surged toward the stage, turned and hit Tiger Woods in the mouth," Mark Steinberg of Excel Sports said in an email. "Woods' tooth was knocked out by the incident."
― brimstead, Monday, 19 January 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link
Shot 85 at the Memorial yesterday, his worst round since joining the tour. And he's won that tournament five times.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/golf/33036057
― clemenza, Sunday, 7 June 2015 12:40 (eight years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--bA0MoQOs--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1321852087304267180.jpg
He looks so old and weird in this picture.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 21:19 (eight years ago) link
this is incredibly sad
Tiger Woods on his future in golf: 'There’s nothing I can look forward to'
The most bleak prognosis yet regarding a return to competitive golf for Tiger Woods has arrived from the man himself.
Woods is currently in the midst of recovery from a third operation on the same area of his back, with the 39-year-old admitting on Tuesday he has no idea if or when he will play again. Serious doubts have to remain over Woods’s career continuing at all, especially given his previously upbeat sentiment.
When asked about a timescale for any return, Woods replied: “I have no answer for that. Neither does my surgeon or my physio. There is no timetable.
“That’s the hardest part for me. There is nothing I can look forward to, nothing I can build towards. Where is the light at the end of the tunnel? I don’t know.”
Woods also admitted the extent to which he can exercise, which hasn’t included any golf activity at all. “I walk,” said the 14-time major winner. “And I walk and I walk some more.
“I am really good at playing video games. Really good. I swear, that’s basically how I pass a lot of my time.
“I have to reset the clock every day and say, ‘Here we go, this is a new day. Lets take it for what it is.’ I listen to my surgeon, I listen to my physios and we just take it day by day. Hopefully the day by day adds up to something positive here, soon.”
Woods underwent the three surgeries within just 19 months, the most recent of which was in late October. The worst season of his professional career culminated at the Wyndham Championship in August.
Woods is spending this week in the Bahamas, where his foundation is the tournament host of the Hero World Challenge. He has already been named as a vice-captain of the United States Ryder Cup team for the meeting with Europe at Hazeltine next September.
“I’ve had a pretty good career for my 20s and 30s,” he said.
“For my 20 years out here, I think I’ve achieved a lot, and if that’s all it entails, then I’ve had a pretty good run. But I’m hoping that’s not it. I’m hoping that I can get back out here and compete against these guys. I really do miss it.”
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 09:49 (eight years ago) link
feels like a foregone conclusion that this guy would end up in a pretty bleak place but yeah not a fun read.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link
He should become a professional gamer! I believe him when he says he's really good.
― badg, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/golf-deer-hunting.gif
― Humean froth (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15278522/how-tiger-woods-life-unraveled-years-father-earl-woods-death?src=longreads
nice piece. bit overdone at times but some crazy stuff in there. never knew about his obsession with the military.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 22 April 2016 14:14 (eight years ago) link
that opening animation is...powerful
― nashwan, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:07 (eight years ago) link
that opening animation is a bit overdone at times
― Karl Malone, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:18 (eight years ago) link
if you see it without any other context, with the words "the secret history of tiger woods", i think you'd assume that tiger woods is secretly funding warlords or something
― Karl Malone, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2016/0420/r75852_2_1296x1029cc.jpg
― Karl Malone, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link
http://images.scholastic.co.uk/assets/a/3d/d7/152179-ml-1092952.jpg
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Friday, 22 April 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link
on charlie rose he said his only regret is not going to his sr yr @ stanford
― johnny crunch, Friday, 21 October 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link
one more than gw bush, i guess
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link
I love Tiger and hope he succeeds again at golf by getting back in the hunt.
― Spottie, Friday, 21 October 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uc685jC.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 02:32 (seven years ago) link
Imposter. Facial hair a dead giveaway
― Spottie, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link
:(
http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/19490176/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-florida
― a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBAUiqAVoAA8jCP.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 29 May 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
wow man
― k3vin k., Monday, 29 May 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
Not sure if look like the best version of myself at 3 am mugshot time tbf
― D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
^^^^
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:06 (six years ago) link
still driving on the ambien i see
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, 29 May 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBF0yqsUwAEIg1g.jpg:large
― Spottie, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link
No alcohol involved btw.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link
so it was prescription drugs and he was found asleep at the wheel. he says "unexpected reaction" of drugs but my heart says "driving high af on opiates"
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link
yeah he is clearly banjaxed on some serious downers there
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
The guy has to be on a barrel load of painkillers tbf.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
could he be... back?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
MF sank an incredible putt on da 17th
― zalstarz (calstars), Sunday, 11 March 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link
he's back baby
― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 March 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
Perhaps they should wait and see if he can win today.
http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/2018/09/23/tiger-woods-2018-masters-betting-favorite/
I don't take it seriously, but that's quite insane.
― clemenza, Sunday, 23 September 2018 13:24 (five years ago) link
That walk up 18 was something to see.
― clemenza, Sunday, 23 September 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link
in this #metoo age in which we live, it sometimes feels good to say what we're actually really thinking: CONGRATULATIONS Tiger on your golfing game victory!!!
― del griffith, Sunday, 23 September 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link